Are babies assholes?

  • Import

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    Aug 17, 2012 2:17 AM GMT
    Gawwwwd, I was hangin out with my 10-month old nephew today all day today

    and he is suuuuch a free-loading, pants-shitting whiner with an entitlement complex. ugh, he refuses to get a job or even learn english....even though this is America..... Really dude?

    Like, seriously Gavin, get over urself!

    GROW UP! l
    Can't take another baby in my midst for a while now. God almighty, I need a drank.

    Babies are jerks.
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    Aug 17, 2012 2:18 AM GMT
    babies - and children in general - are obnoxious, disgusting creatures and i don't want them anywhere near me, thank you.
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    Aug 17, 2012 2:22 AM GMT
    Maybe so, but he's already lined up sponsors to help pay for his wireless service...
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    Aug 17, 2012 2:23 AM GMT
    theantijock saidMaybe so, but he's already lined up sponsors to help pay for his wireless service...
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    whoa
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    Aug 17, 2012 2:23 AM GMT
    Babies and children should be allowed in public until they are 12.

    Worst is when they're on airplane and a bunch of them cry at the same time when you're trying to sleep.

    Snort. + icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Aug 17, 2012 2:26 AM GMT
    Well, the pun was going to be something more like this
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    but then I saw that.
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    Aug 17, 2012 3:06 AM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    Import saidAre babies assholes?

    No. But a lot of assholes are babies. icon_lol.gif


    omg that's so true.
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    Aug 17, 2012 3:11 AM GMT
    I like babies, not like those effin toddlers, who think they're are that strutting around like they own the place. Just because you can go potty now doesn't mean you are a "big boy now'.
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    Aug 17, 2012 3:23 AM GMT
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    Aug 17, 2012 5:04 AM GMT
    Apparently they are...

    I'll be over in another thread now...
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    Aug 17, 2012 5:05 AM GMT
    This is why I won't shop at Wal-Mart.
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    Aug 17, 2012 6:02 AM GMT
    theantijock saidMaybe so, but he's already lined up sponsors to help pay for his wireless service...
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    Dawww this one is so cute icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 19, 2012 11:53 PM GMT
    Babies are assholes. No consideration for others. I don't allow people like babies in my life. I don't care if that makes me ageist.
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    Aug 20, 2012 12:19 AM GMT
    I basically raised my oldest nephew.. And my oldest niece!..
    They were two of the easiest laid back babies out of extended family..

    ..My niece was a big talker and a comedian....
    My nephew... Never left my side..they called him "My back Pack"..
    I would go to school..be home by 4..my sister would go to work.. and we would go nuts..we were all over the place..then we would straighten up in time for my sister to come home..
    ...We'd get totally dressed up..hop on the bus and go walkin around..
    ..Had him in my arms out of the womb...

    ..He died last year memorial day in a car crash at age 22...
    ...Mmmmhhh..My back Pack...
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    Aug 20, 2012 12:23 AM GMT
    Anocxu saidI basically raised my oldest nephew.. And my pldest niece!..
    They were two of the easiest laid back babies out of extended family..

    ..My niece was a big talker and a comedian....
    My nephew... Never left my side..they called him "My back Pack"..
    I would go to school..be home by 4..my sister would go to work.. and we would go nuts..we were all over the place..then we would straighten up in time for my sister to come home..
    ...We'd get totally dressed up..hop on the bus and go walkin around..
    ..Had him in my arms out of the womb...

    ..He died last year memorial day in a car crash at age 22...
    ...Mmmmhhh..My back Pack...

    oh my... im so sorry icon_sad.gif
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    Aug 20, 2012 12:24 AM GMT
    Anocxu saidI basically raised my oldest nephew.. And my pldest niece!..
    They were two of the easiest laid back babies out of extended family..

    ..My niece was a big talker and a comedian....
    My nephew... Never left my side..they called him "My back Pack"..
    I would go to school..be home by 4..my sister would go to work.. and we would go nuts..we were all over the place..then we would straighten up in time for my sister to come home..
    ...We'd get totally dressed up..hop on the bus and go walkin around..
    ..Had him in my arms out of the womb...

    ..He died last year memorial day in a car crash at age 22...
    ...Mmmmhhh..My back Pack...

    That's so sad. I'm very sorry about your loss.
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    Aug 20, 2012 12:41 AM GMT
    Babies are not assholes. Parents are assholes, for taking their babies into public environments where they know the babies will be a nuisance with all the ear-shattering screaming and shit.
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    Aug 20, 2012 12:43 AM GMT
    BTW, that reply is a direct response to the couple at the booth adjacent to me yesterday at Denny's where they let their kid scream throughout my entire meal, and only laughed about it instead of shoving food in the kid's mouth to shut it up.
  • TheBizMan

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    Aug 20, 2012 12:43 AM GMT
    Babies may not be assholes, but they sure do poop a lot.
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    Aug 20, 2012 12:45 AM GMT
    TheBizMan saidBabies may not be assholes, but they sure do poop a lot.
    So do old people. That's why diapers were invented. icon_razz.gif
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    Aug 20, 2012 1:18 AM GMT
    Aww thanks guys..that was a year ago..i'm good...once in a while when i hear baby..i get emo.. Didn't mean to derail!...
    Ehem!

    There are a few babies that are freekin cool..low maintenance...and easy!.
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    Aug 20, 2012 6:19 PM GMT
    Import saidand he is suuuuch a free-loading, pants-shitting whiner with an entitlement complex. ugh, he refuses to get a job or even learn english....even though this is America..... Really dude?

    lol.. remind you of someone from waaaaay back?? *hint: look in the mirror* icon_razz.gif
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    Aug 20, 2012 9:20 PM GMT
    Anocxu saidI basically raised my oldest nephew.. And my oldest niece!..
    They were two of the easiest laid back babies out of extended family..

    ..My niece was a big talker and a comedian....
    My nephew... Never left my side..they called him "My back Pack"..
    I would go to school..be home by 4..my sister would go to work.. and we would go nuts..we were all over the place..then we would straighten up in time for my sister to come home..
    ...We'd get totally dressed up..hop on the bus and go walkin around..
    ..Had him in my arms out of the womb...

    ..He died last year memorial day in a car crash at age 22...
    ...Mmmmhhh..My back Pack...
    That actually brought a tear to my eye. Im so very sorry for your loss
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    Aug 20, 2012 9:40 PM GMT
    TellMeMoar said
    Import saidand he is suuuuch a free-loading, pants-shitting whiner with an entitlement complex. ugh, he refuses to get a job or even learn english....even though this is America..... Really dude?

    lol.. remind you of someone from waaaaay back?? *hint: look in the mirror* icon_razz.gif


    I was born 18, hunni Photobucket
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    Aug 20, 2012 9:45 PM GMT
    Import said
    TellMeMoar said
    Import saidand he is suuuuch a free-loading, pants-shitting whiner with an entitlement complex. ugh, he refuses to get a job or even learn english....even though this is America..... Really dude?

    lol.. remind you of someone from waaaaay back?? *hint: look in the mirror* icon_razz.gif


    I was born 18, hunni Photobucket

    And haven't matured a day since icon_confused.gif