DEAR GAMRICAN: Prince Albert Piercing - Aftercare

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    Aug 20, 2012 12:59 AM GMT
    A panicked fellow RJ'er wrote...Hello! I just got
    My pa pierced and have so many questions I'm so scared please help!!


    Here was my reply.

    Drink lots of water and piss a lot. It keeps the "wound" clean while it's healing.
    Use some anti-bacterial ointment.
    Keep it dry and wrapped in toilet paper.
    Don't mess with it.
    Don't take aspirin, eat garlic, or ingest anything else which acts as a "blood thinner".
    Don't drink alcohol while the wound is healing.
    It takes about 3 days or so for the bleeding to totally stop.


    Guys, if you're going to get a PA, do some reading and research first.

    Some additional suggestions (of my own opinion) if you're going to get a Prince Albert:
    Get an 8 gauge. A higher gauge (thinner jewelry) can get caught on something and get ripped out like a cheese slicer. A lower gauge can be (IMHO) something to aspire to if you wish. I never wished.
    Seek out a professional who uses a hollow point piercing needle, and who is (ideally) a registered nurse. Nurses have access to local anesthetics which other folks may not have. And yes, I do not regret my own choice to use a local anesthetic.
    Plan the timing. It's really best if you have a couple of days off from work. I had mine done on a Sunday. I had to work the next day. icon_mad.gif
    Make sure you beat off several times before you nail your meat. You won't want it to get hard for a couple of weeks once you've been skewered.
    After you've had a second hole gouged into the head of your dick, be prepared for the first time you have to piss. Look forward to and enjoy the "white flash" and subsequent warm, relieving burn as urine makes contact with your wound. Make sure you drink lots of water beforehand and after.
    About 30 days later you should be ready for play. Beat off delicately at first. Don't go for the hammerfuck right out of the chute.
    People will be afraid of you. Enjoy your new piercing and power!

    Aloha and Be Well!

    Alan
    GAMRican

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    Aug 20, 2012 1:00 AM GMT
    Only total bottoms get a PA.
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    Aug 20, 2012 1:11 AM GMT
    Update!

    The panicked fellow RJ'er wroteThank you so much for responding. I had it Done last night. It's a 12 which is what she pireced it with. It does not bleed that much anymore. I'm in loose underwear and shorts right now. It does sting and kind of pinch slightly when Move at a normal Pace. I'm using the salt spray they gave me and a liquid anti microbial dial hand soap. I'm just so scared of what can happen such as it splitting my dick in half. :-(


    GAMRican's sage wisdom...

    If possible, you should try to get at least a 10 gauge piece of jewelry and put it in. A 12 gauge can very easily get ripped out of your dick (like getting caught in your underwear) and ruin your cock for life. Seriously consider this. It will be painful, but worth it. As soon as you can stretch it to hold the 10 gauge, go for the 8 gauge. An 8 gauge can't be easily ripped out of your dick.

    Fuck the salt spray. Use "Lanacane" anti-septic/anti-biotic spray.
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    Yeah, it says not to put it on open wounds, but this shit works. Don't fuck around with anything less than this alcohol-based spray. It also has a local anesthetic and an anti-bacterial agent.

    Drink a lot of water and make sure you piss in the shower. Don't use too much soap. It can irritate the wound. Piss in the shower, then allow the water to cleanse the area once you're done. Then, once you're out of the shower dry off and use the Lanacane spray to displace any water on the wound. Wrap in gauze or toilet paper with some anti-bacterial ointment.

    Avoid strenuous leg activity which would irritate the wound.

    You're going to be ok.


    GAMRican: Full of ancient Chinese secrets
    (or "shit" depending upon who you speak to)



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    Aug 20, 2012 1:14 AM GMT
    tl; dr

    And, pics or it didn't happen.
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    Aug 20, 2012 1:15 AM GMT
    Daas saidOnly total bottoms get a PA.


    Sheeeeit, borinqueño, come to papi and we can see who is the "total bottom".

    P.S. Bring your hot bf too if he's into the stick rice thing.

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    Muahahahahahahaha!
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    Aug 20, 2012 1:20 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidtl; dr

    And, pics or it didn't happen.


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    Aug 20, 2012 1:48 AM GMT
    GAMRican said You won't want it to get hard for a couple of weeks once you've been skewered.
    After you've had a second hole gouged into the head of your dick, be prepared for the first time you have to piss. Look forward to and enjoy the "white flash" and subsequent warm, relieving burn as urine makes contact with your wound.


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    Aug 20, 2012 1:50 AM GMT
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    Aug 20, 2012 1:51 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    GAMRican said You won't want it to get hard for a couple of weeks once you've been skewered.
    After you've had a second hole gouged into the head of your dick, be prepared for the first time you have to piss. Look forward to and enjoy the "white flash" and subsequent warm, relieving burn as urine makes contact with your wound.


    ....*cringe* icon_eek.gif


    Vivid, eh?
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    Aug 20, 2012 1:54 AM GMT
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    Aug 20, 2012 2:05 AM GMT
    da fuq??

    I just can't imagine why someone would voluntarily nail a 2nd hole in their dick.

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    Aug 20, 2012 2:08 AM GMT
    I'm sorry and I know I sound like a dumbfuck but what is PA?
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    Aug 20, 2012 2:09 AM GMT
    LadyMars saidI'm sorry and I know I sound like a dumbfuck but what is PA?


    Google Image Search can be your best friend and worst enemy. Tread carefully my lovely. Tread carefully.
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    Aug 20, 2012 2:10 AM GMT
    LadyMars saidI'm sorry and I know I sound like a dumbfuck but what is PA?

    "PA," short for "Prince Albert," is penile piercing on the underside of the penis head. The ring/whatever goes through the urethra and the pierced hole. At least that's how I understand it.
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    Aug 20, 2012 2:11 AM GMT
    Daas said
    LadyMars saidI'm sorry and I know I sound like a dumbfuck but what is PA?


    Google Image Search can be your best friend and worst enemy. Tread carefully my lovely. Tread carefully.


    Ugh thanks for the warning and I'm sorry I googled it.

    I mean, at least show us a nice cock *snort*
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    Aug 20, 2012 2:16 AM GMT
    LadyMars saidI'm sorry and I know I sound like a dumbfuck


    Yes.

    Yes you DO sound like a dumbfuck.

    Frequently.
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    Aug 20, 2012 2:16 AM GMT
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    Aug 20, 2012 2:17 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    Ariodante said
    GAMRican said You won't want it to get hard for a couple of weeks once you've been skewered.
    After you've had a second hole gouged into the head of your dick, be prepared for the first time you have to piss. Look forward to and enjoy the "white flash" and subsequent warm, relieving burn as urine makes contact with your wound.


    ....*cringe* icon_eek.gif


    Vivid, eh?
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    It's just so hard to find the proper context for the phrase "warm relieving burn as urine makes contact with your wound" without it coming off viscerally disturbing ;)
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    Aug 20, 2012 2:19 AM GMT
    theantijock saidil_570xN.360951623_gqzu.jpg


    What happens when one opens the other side?
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    Aug 20, 2012 2:20 AM GMT
    Neight said
    LadyMars saidI'm sorry and I know I sound like a dumbfuck but what is PA?

    "PA," short for "Prince Albert," is penile piercing on the underside of the penis head. The ring/whatever goes through the urethra and the pierced hole. At least that's how I understand it.


    You're so nice for replying sweetie icon_smile.gif
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    Aug 20, 2012 2:22 AM GMT
    AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oucha ma goutcha
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    Aug 20, 2012 2:23 AM GMT
    I had to take my PA out, I was at a 0 gauge and some shit happened....
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    I miss my PA icon_sad.gif(
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    Aug 20, 2012 2:25 AM GMT
    Daas said
    LadyMars saidI'm sorry and I know I sound like a dumbfuck but what is PA?


    Google Image Search can be your best friend and worst enemy. Tread carefully my lovely. Tread carefully.


    Because...
    "What has been seen, cannot be unseen."
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    Aug 20, 2012 2:26 AM GMT
    I knew what it was...googled it anyways...WHY?!?! icon_eek.gif
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    Aug 20, 2012 2:27 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    Daas said
    LadyMars saidI'm sorry and I know I sound like a dumbfuck but what is PA?

    Google Image Search can be your best friend and worst enemy. Tread carefully my lovely. Tread carefully.

    Because...
    "What has been seen, cannot be unseen."

    haha. It's okay I've seen worse icon_wink.gif