Euphamisms for the F-word.. (haha this is hilarious)

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    Aug 15, 2008 10:35 PM GMT
    bang, batter, beef, bumble, blow off the loose corns, bounce the brillo, dance the buttock jig, do a dive in the dark, flimp, flurgle, foin, foraminate, futz, get one's leather stretched, get one's nuts cracked, get one's oil changed, go bird's nesting, go bush-ranging, go like a rat up a rhododendron, go star-gazing on one's back, have a bun in the oven, have a game in the cock-loft, have a leap up the ladder, have hot pudding for supper, hide the ferret, hide the salami, hide the sausage, hive it, jazz it, knock it off, lay some pipe, light the lamp, lose the lamp and pocket the stake, make her grunt, mix one's peanut butter, palliardize, pestle, pheeze, pizzle, play cars and garages, plow, plug, plook, ram, rasp, ride below the crupper, shoot between wind and water, strop one's beak, varnish one's cane, wet one's wick, wind the clock, and work the hairy oracle


    thought i would make you laugh..icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

    feel free to add more..
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    Aug 15, 2008 11:06 PM GMT
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    Aug 16, 2008 5:19 AM GMT
    making the two-backed beast, getting some trim, insert tab A in slot B, screw, shag, sausage smuggling, dip your wick, having carnal knowledge, watching the sun rise - twice, afternoon delight, working late at the office, studying at the library, and my personal favorite: "let's snuggle on the couch and watch TV."
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    Aug 17, 2008 12:55 AM GMT
    horizontal lambada, poke, boink...
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    Aug 23, 2008 5:15 PM GMT
    stee99 saidhorizontal lambada, ...



    HAHA.. THat is a good one.

    I also liked " insert tab A into slot B"

    great !