Ohmygod I found a lobster :(

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    Aug 21, 2012 3:20 AM GMT
    So during the summer, I've been working at a local movie theatre. It's cool and all, and for the most part it's a fun place to work (my coworkers are amazing). Anyways, so today I was selling tickets, which is the only thing I do 'cause I'm really good at it, but today as I was walking to concession to get some lunch when this guy comes up to me and tells me to follow him into the washroom. I was like, "whatthefuck ok". The washrooms don't have doors so it's not like he can rape me. Anyways, he brings me to this stall and points into the toilet and in the hole part of the toilet was a fucking LOBSTER. I had so many things running through my mind. Here's a list of what I was thinking at the time:

    1. Why the fuck is there a lobster in the toilet
    2. Why is this guy still pointing, and why isn't he leaving and what does he want me to do.
    3. What do I do, poor lobster. I'm sure this is animal abuse
    4. I'm gonna be late for my break

    A while ago, my manager found a bunch of goldfish in the toilet and she kept them in a bowl on her desk, but they died. Anyways, I put on a fake smile and turned to the guy and told him, "Oh wow! A lobster! This happens often, I'll fix it." (I lied, 'cause it doesn't happen all the time). He just shook his head and left. Oh and the lobster was MOVING. So yea, I told my manager cause I wasn't trained for this shit and she took care of it. I wouldn't be surprised if she kept it in a bowl on her desk seeing how she has a habit of it.

    Anyways, though I'd let you guys know icon_smile.gif
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    Aug 21, 2012 3:24 AM GMT
    That is the oddest story. But just awesome man
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    Aug 21, 2012 3:24 AM GMT
    Eat the dayum thing!
  • AMoonHawk

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    Aug 21, 2012 3:25 AM GMT
    cool story
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    Aug 21, 2012 3:25 AM GMT
    TropicalMark saidEat the dayum thing!

    It was in the toilet. You know, where people shit?
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    Aug 21, 2012 3:28 AM GMT
    Why would you lie about it happening often? icon_neutral.gif

    I would just be like "okay, I'm gonna let my manager know about this, thanks."
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    Aug 21, 2012 3:30 AM GMT
    That is the most creative way I've ever heard to get a guy into the stall. Go in to see a lobster, come out with crabs!
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    Aug 21, 2012 3:30 AM GMT
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    TropicalMark saidEat the dayum thing!

    It was in the toilet. You know, where people shit?
    aw jeez... they live in the OCEAN.. you know, where we dump that toilet!icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif

    Ya cook it!icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Aug 21, 2012 3:31 AM GMT
    kawaiidesu saidWhy would you lie about it happening often? icon_neutral.gif

    I would just be like "okay, I'm gonna let my manager know about this, thanks."


    I thought the same thing after it happened. I wasn't thinking properly at the time icon_smile.gif
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    Aug 21, 2012 3:50 AM GMT
    Hahahaha where was your camphone!

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    and your should have been trained like this guy in the mag!

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    All in all

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    Aug 21, 2012 3:51 AM GMT
    What is wrong with people nowdays , another bloody galah's stupid action , that endanger living creatures !!icon_sad.gif.
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    Aug 21, 2012 3:52 AM GMT
    Oh it's Canada. I'm not surprised. This kind of thing does happen often up there. They try to keep it quiet tho.
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    Aug 21, 2012 3:53 AM GMT
    pics or it didnt happen
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    Aug 21, 2012 4:05 AM GMT
    Caslon20000 saidOh it's Canada. I'm not surprised. This kind of thing does happen often up there. They try to keep it quiet tho.


    EX SQUEEZE ME....

    Aside from the recent BC man filling a garbage bag with petrol , we hardly get the crazies...

    although we do have have loonies but how can you get scared of them

    DSC_0595+loons+web.jpg
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    Aug 21, 2012 4:08 AM GMT
    Fivealive said
    Caslon20000 saidOh it's Canada. I'm not surprised. This kind of thing does happen often up there. They try to keep it quiet tho.


    EX SQUEEZE ME....

    Aside from the recent BC man filling a garbage bag with petrol , we hardly get the crazies...

    although we do have have loonies but how can you get scared of them

    DSC_0595+loons+web.jpg


    Their eyes 0_0
    So cute <3
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    Aug 21, 2012 4:18 AM GMT
    Iceblink saidThat is the most creative way I've ever heard to get a guy into the stall. Go in to see a lobster, come out with crabs!

    LMAO! Win!
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    Aug 21, 2012 4:33 AM GMT
    LadyMars said
    TropicalMark saidEat the dayum thing!

    It was in the toilet. You know, where people shit?
    They live in the ocean, where millions of gigantic whales shit.
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    Aug 21, 2012 4:34 AM GMT
    Sounds like someone confused a toilet tank for a lobster tank. At least it wasn't the other way around.
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    Aug 21, 2012 4:37 AM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    Iceblink saidThat is the most creative way I've ever heard to get a guy into the stall. Go in to see a lobster, come out with crabs!

    LMAO! Win!
    +1
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    Aug 21, 2012 4:42 AM GMT
    " i work at a movie theater" "i sell tickets, WELL cause im Good at it" does anyone realize how dumb that sounded? Homie you sell tickets cause your the hand that gives them a ticket so they can enter their spot. plus 100% sure people go, to see a direct movie they've been informed about. by someone NOT you.
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    Aug 21, 2012 4:44 AM GMT
    You should've cleaned, steamed and put some butter on that shit! icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 21, 2012 4:54 AM GMT
    k1ng said" i work at a movie theater" "i sell tickets, WELL cause im Good at it" does anyone realize how dumb that sounded? Homie you sell tickets cause your the hand that gives them a ticket so they can enter their spot. plus 100% sure people go, to see a direct movie they've been informed about. by someone NOT you.


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    wut?
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    Aug 21, 2012 4:54 AM GMT
    didnt understand blunt? real? truth?
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    Aug 21, 2012 6:34 AM GMT
    Sure it wasn't a crawfish?
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    Aug 21, 2012 6:39 AM GMT