Worst date/hook up

  • IAmTheOneWhoK...

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    Aug 21, 2012 11:21 PM GMT
    I was 19 and the dude was 27 and liked to talk about how nice and big his dick was. After pretending we were watching Breaking Bad while we were actually fondling each other, we go to his bedroom. Make out and rub each other for a while, then he freaks out when he sees that I accidentally gave him a hickey.

    I felt really bad, I'd only been sucking his neck for like 20 seconds and it was so little, but I apologized repeatedly and the guy was going nuts, looking in the mirror and looking like he wanted to deck me in the face.

    He ends up ignoring it and going back to bed, he puts a condom on, asks me if it was my first time being fucked, I tell him yeah, he sticks it in, I need a couple minutes to adjust and control my breathing cause he didn't even use lube (I know, I know), then he does his thing for like 15 minutes. He goes to the bathroom, throws the condom away, and then he says:

    "You're lying."
    And I'm totally lost and I say "Lying about what?"
    "You're not a virgin."
    And I'm like, "Uh, pretty sure I am. Why would you think that?"
    And he says in this really condescending, douchey way: "You're not a virgin because there's no blood."
    "Well maybe your dicks not as big as you think it is."

    Needless to say, neither of us ever called the other back.
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    Aug 22, 2012 12:36 AM GMT
    No lube? not even spit? that has got to hurt for sure.

    That guy sure sounds like a douchebag. Hopefully your next date/hook up would be a lot nicer...
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    Aug 22, 2012 12:39 AM GMT
    IAmTheOneWhoKnocks saidI was 19 ...
    Your profile says you still are.
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    Aug 22, 2012 12:49 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    IAmTheOneWhoKnocks saidI was 19 ...
    Your profile says you still are.


    LOL maybe it wasnt that long ago .... but the cynic in me thinks noticon_rolleyes.gif
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    Aug 22, 2012 12:51 AM GMT
    Yeah. I think I confused past tense with present tense cause "I was 19 and he was 27" sounded better cause they're both past tense. I might have said that wrong, I don't know.
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    Aug 22, 2012 12:56 AM GMT
    lol,19,more like 29,but then again,most white ppl are more mature then asian ppl in the physical apearance,as for the blood.....

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    u know wat to do.
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    Aug 22, 2012 1:00 AM GMT
    IAmTheOneWhoKnocks saidI was 19 and the dude was 27 and liked to talk about how nice and big his dick was. After pretending we were watching Breaking Bad while we were actually fondling each other, we go to his bedroom. Make out and rub each other for a while, then he freaks out when he sees that I accidentally gave him a hickey.

    I felt really bad, I'd only been sucking his neck for like 20 seconds and it was so little, but I apologized repeatedly and the guy was going nuts, looking in the mirror and looking like he wanted to deck me in the face.

    He ends up ignoring it and going back to bed, he puts a condom on, asks me if it was my first time being fucked, I tell him yeah, he sticks it in, I need a couple minutes to adjust and control my breathing cause he didn't even use lube (I know, I know), then he does his thing for like 15 minutes. He goes to the bathroom, throws the condom away, and then he says:

    "You're lying."
    And I'm totally lost and I say "Lying about what?"
    "You're not a virgin."
    And I'm like, "Uh, pretty sure I am. Why would you think that?"
    And he says in this really condescending, douchey way: "You're not a virgin because there's no blood."
    "Well maybe your dicks not as big as you think it is."

    Needless to say, neither of us ever called the other back.


    he's a fucking idiot.

    and he had a girlfriend or a boyfriend that's why he freaked out about the hickey
  • IAmTheOneWhoK...

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    Aug 22, 2012 1:03 AM GMT
    Lol wow.

    I look 29? I don't if that's a compliment or insult.

    But I forgot to mention the whole point I even made this topic was to ask YOU guys your date/hook up/sex horror stories.
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    Aug 22, 2012 1:08 AM GMT
    In Tucson my first 3 way 2001-2(?)... one slim-toned shaved bald hippy, who was a blast; along with his bestie latino chit chatter stfu box who kept bitching about this, that and how he got the same... if the stoner guy wasn't so damn awesome, it'd been the worst hookup of my life... never found the guy again... but wouldn't mind another like him. icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 22, 2012 1:11 AM GMT
    IAmTheOneWhoKnocks saidLol wow.
    I look 29? I don't if that's a compliment or insult.
    But I forgot to mention the whole point I even made this topic was to ask YOU guys your date/hook up/sex horror stories.


    No you don't! You look your age.

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    Aug 22, 2012 1:18 AM GMT
    Cooper87 saidlol,19,more like 29,but then again,most white ppl are more mature then asian ppl in the physical apearance,as for the blood.....

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRzU8gapLW0Wpmin6X1eMt

    u know wat to do.


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    Aug 22, 2012 1:38 AM GMT
    LadyMars said
    Cooper87 saidlol,19,more like 29,but then again,most white ppl are more mature then asian ppl in the physical apearance,as for the blood.....

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRzU8gapLW0Wpmin6X1eMt

    u know wat to do.


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    ROTFLMAO!!! XD

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    Aug 22, 2012 5:47 AM GMT
    Several years after coming out, I met a guy online and he was coming to the area so we agreed to meet. We agreed to meet in SF. As I walked down the street I saw him and thought, no, not my type but hey why not just grab a beer. So we did and then in the middle of my beer, I went to the restroom only to come back and find he was gone. The worse part was that they took the rest of my beer and cleaned off the table. Guy was a real jerk. I'd never been stood up in the middle of a date when I went to the restroom.
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    Aug 22, 2012 6:02 AM GMT
    Go to meet a guy for dinner and drinks and just as were leaving the restaurant he gets a call from his fag hag. Apparently she had a bad night so he asks if we can go hang out with her. I figured nobody would ask to visit a friend in the middle of a date unless it was a serious emergency (death in family, injury, etc) I agree and off we go. Soon as we get there I find his "devastated" friend is in a great mood. Shes laughing and having a good time with 2 other straight couples.

    I get a drink and one of the straight couples begins chatting me up. The guy I was supposedly on a date with is ignoring me 100%. I finish my drink and say I'm heading out. The guy then texts me the next day and asks when we're hanging out again. icon_lol.gif

    I was livid. It took more time to subway into the city than it took to go on the date. Plus, that kind of disrespect gets under my skin in the worst way.
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    Aug 22, 2012 6:19 AM GMT
    eb925guy saidSeveral years after coming out, I met a guy online and he was coming to the area so we agreed to meet. We agreed to meet in SF. As I walked down the street I saw him and thought, no, not my type but hey why not just grab a beer. So we did and then in the middle of my beer, I went to the restroom only to come back and find he was gone. The worse part was that they took the rest of my beer and cleaned off the table. Guy was a real jerk. I'd never been stood up in the middle of a date when I went to the restroom.


    That is sooo bad. I would want to kill him haha.

    When I was 18 I spoke to this guy on the internet with just a blur picture of his face. He invited me to his place "just to eat" (I was so stupid). When I arrived to his building, it was raining like hell and I called him to give me the code of the door. He told me to wait cause the janitor was cleaning the stairs and he didnt want her to see me enter his appartment cause "he was quite famous" (my ass). He made me wait 10 min in the rain. Then he finally let me in. He was really not good looking, and old and fat. I thought "ok, anyway I am just here to eat". He cooked me disgusting pasta without butter or even salt. Then he asked me what I was doing, I told him I was a student and I asked him the same question. He became suddenly angry and told me I was so rude to ask that (WTF??) then he asked me my ID card cause he wanted to check I was 18 cause "he doesn't have sex with non-legal boys". I told him that anyway I was here just to eat and he became angry again and tried to force me to kiss him. at this time I just hit him and runaway. Hopefully he didn't go after me...

    I can't believe how STUPID I was... I learnt a lot of things this day.
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    Aug 22, 2012 7:19 AM GMT
    OP, your story reminded me of my story of how I lost my virginity/bottom the first time for an older gay guy. I was around 21. He was around 32 I think.

    I was dancing in a bar in L.A., this cute/gorgeous brown hair Aussie dude came up to me, granted I was a little drunk, he's more sober, we were dancing together a bit. I felt his abs/pecs, fucking hot! Then he whispered into my ear "Do you want to come back to my place?"! So being a little drunk, I wasn't about to put myself behind the wheel driving around LA so I said yes! He drove me back to his condo in Santa Monica.

    Immediately when we got into his bedroom, he stripped down to his white CK brief exposing his huge bulge ! I couldn't stop staring! I went to to the bathroom and freshen up a bit when I came back, he was playing with himself on the bed and called me over. I removed his underwear and started sucking on his cock a bit, it was big about 6.5 inches! He sorta went wild and stripped off all of my clothes! Remembered I was drunk and kinda tired and feeling lazy, then he whispered again to me "Do you want me to fuck you hard?", I said "Yes, go easy though, I never get fuck before" being in Lust with this guy! Anyhow, he didn't use Lube but Saliva! I still remembered to this day, that was probably the best fucking I had in my gay life! losing my cherry for god sakes!

    We slept together that night and cuddled a bit, he sort of thank me for letting him pop my cherry and he called a taxi to take me back to the bar where my car is the next day around 7 am. The taxi never came, I asked a Mexican/Filipino gardener to drive me back lol. I look like a mess !

    I ended up bleeding the next 5-7 days afterward! That was how I knew I lost my virginity for good!

    I guess I am recalling this story as a bad/worst hook up because he was so rough on me! I sort of wanted to see him again but he didn't give me that chance. I think several months later I ran into him again, he acted like he didn't know me at all. I think it's safe to say that I fell for a *player being my first and all. I don't hate him or regret anything that happened. It was just a hot rough sex hook up!

    Oh well, 9 years later and after many hook-ups/ltr with many different types of guys (included 4 other Aussies), I guess I still think of him as a *fond memory! and this is probably the reason why I still like Australian men a lot even though some of them are douches sometimes! icon_cool.gif
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    Aug 22, 2012 7:24 AM GMT
    it was prolly the dude whose penis was literally the size of one of those little pencils you use while playing mini golf.

    i rolled over, yawned, said i was tired and that he should go home.
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    Aug 23, 2012 5:49 PM GMT
    To Isugemi:

    Holy shit dude that's freighting dude coulda been a serial killer. That makes me not wanna meet someone over the internet haha

    To xsocalguy8x:

    what the fuck!? you were bleeding outta ya bum for 5 days!? I hope you went to a doctor or something. I hope that's not a normal thing...I've never done anal and now that freaks me out haha.
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    Aug 23, 2012 5:57 PM GMT
    No lube?
    Blood? That's like those shounen-ai fangirls writing about anal hymens.

    Worst hookup. My first anal experience. The eggs and bacon we had afterwards were more exciting.
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    Aug 23, 2012 6:13 PM GMT
    xsocalguy8x saidit was big about 6.5 inches!


    6.5 inches is big? Typo? Sarcasm?
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    Aug 23, 2012 6:25 PM GMT
    UndercoverMan said
    xsocalguy8x saidit was big about 6.5 inches!


    6.5 inches is big? Typo? Sarcasm?


    it might've been as thick as a tuna can though...
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    Aug 23, 2012 6:32 PM GMT
    I went on a blind date for dinner at a Chili's restaurant many years ago. I showed up, went inside and waited.......and waited. After 20 minutes I went home. I e-mailed the guy who answered back that he'd been there all along. He said he'd arrived early and watched me drive up and go inside. He said I'd walked right past his car. He finished by saying he realized by seeing me up close that I'd accurately and honestly represented myself. He thought better about meeting me because he realized he'd misrepresented himself in the age, looks, and weight areas. He said he guessed I would be pissed if I saw how he truly looked.

    He guessed right. On the good side, at least I didn't have to sit through a dinner with this guy. He did me a favor by splitting without saying hello.
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    Aug 23, 2012 6:35 PM GMT
    eb925guy saidSeveral years after coming out, I met a guy online and he was coming to the area so we agreed to meet. We agreed to meet in SF. As I walked down the street I saw him and thought, no, not my type but hey why not just grab a beer. So we did and then in the middle of my beer, I went to the restroom only to come back and find he was gone. The worse part was that they took the rest of my beer and cleaned off the table. Guy was a real jerk. I'd never been stood up in the middle of a date when I went to the restroom.
    wow, now that sucks. i have never had that to happen but hey you never know.

    here is my story not the same as your at least not quite. i met a guy off of here a few years ago. he looked really damn good in his pictures. i mean he sent me like 3 of them so i figured ok this dude is handsome, smart, funny and does not live near dc. anyhow, he said he comes to dc quite often and would let me know when was coming up. we stayed in touch and talked a lot. well we meet up and this dude looked nothing like his pictures that he had sent me. the guy in the picture was him but it looked like him when he was younger. he told me he use to smoke. but this looked like he had a really rough life. anyhow, we are having drinks and goes you are not into me are you. i said well not sexually i am not. i think you are a nice guy but not my type. he just gets up and leave. i was like really? oh well. ha ha ha
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    Aug 23, 2012 6:37 PM GMT
    MadExistence saidGo to meet a guy for dinner and drinks and just as were leaving the restaurant he gets a call from his fag hag. Apparently she had a bad night so he asks if we can go hang out with her. I figured nobody would ask to visit a friend in the middle of a date unless it was a serious emergency (death in family, injury, etc) I agree and off we go. Soon as we get there I find his "devastated" friend is in a great mood. Shes laughing and having a good time with 2 other straight couples.

    I get a drink and one of the straight couples begins chatting me up. The guy I was supposedly on a date with is ignoring me 100%. I finish my drink and say I'm heading out. The guy then texts me the next day and asks when we're hanging out again. icon_lol.gif

    I was livid. It took more time to subway into the city than it took to go on the date. Plus, that kind of disrespect gets under my skin in the worst way.
    now see if you would have just met up with me when you were in dc. than you would have a great time. i would never ignore you unless you pissed me off