What do we do with Australia after we have taken it over?

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    Aug 16, 2008 4:02 PM GMT
    After our invasion has been won, what do we do with it? We dont want to be caught with our pants down like in Iraq and not have a victory plan.

    First, I guess we gotta reconnoitre what we will get. ...I think it is a little bit of green around the edges with a great big desert in the middle ...with Alice Spring in the middle of that.

    Big whoops...now what?
  • CAtoFL

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    Aug 16, 2008 4:05 PM GMT
    Plant flowers. Rearrange their furniture.
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    Aug 16, 2008 4:20 PM GMT
    Move it next to Hawaii.
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    Aug 16, 2008 4:25 PM GMT
    first we gotta work on that speech impediment ... OMG ... icon_eek.gif ... anybody that sounds like crocodile dundee goes to speech therapy class
  • TexanMan82

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    Aug 16, 2008 4:27 PM GMT
    I say we send our criminals and indigents there
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    Aug 16, 2008 4:30 PM GMT
    Fix all their toilets so they swirl in the proper, American direction.
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    Aug 16, 2008 4:32 PM GMT
    so far we arent turning a profit here....think folks think

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    Aug 16, 2008 4:34 PM GMT
    Send all the LOLcats over there. They've had it coming.
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    Aug 16, 2008 4:34 PM GMT
    ...and what do we do with the natives already there....besides fix their speech so you can bear to listen to them....should we set up reservations so they can maintain their unique "civilization" of Red Robins and whatever?
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    Aug 16, 2008 4:39 PM GMT
    I think they might need starbucks. There should be one in every corner in the world. wait a minute, there is already a starbucks in every corner.
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    Aug 16, 2008 4:41 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidSend all the LOLcats over there. They've had it coming.

    Send you and pattison together to the outback...you've had it coming
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    Aug 16, 2008 5:29 PM GMT
    Crawl inside the pouch of a Kangaroo. I've always wanted to be a 'joey'...but think I need to lose the rest of the weight first. I just want to find one of those gorgeous Australian farm boys.
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    Aug 16, 2008 6:06 PM GMT
    looknrnd saidCrawl inside the pouch of a Kangaroo. I've always wanted to be a 'joey'...but think I need to lose the rest of the weight first. I just want to find one of those gorgeous Australian farm boys.

    kitty

    ..and in back we see those who dont get it ...

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    Aug 16, 2008 6:10 PM GMT
    Caslon6000 said
    looknrnd saidCrawl inside the pouch of a Kangaroo. I've always wanted to be a 'joey'...but think I need to lose the rest of the weight first. I just want to find one of those gorgeous Australian farm boys.

    kitty


    LOL!

    God, just like a man. They want to be fed and have sex at the same time! Good thing gay men can do both without actually bringing food into the picture.
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    Aug 17, 2008 4:06 AM GMT
    Bomb the state of Victoria out of existence first - it has no value to you unless you're a fan of inclement weather and gang-related violence.

    Make Brisbane your home base... great weather, hot men.
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    Aug 17, 2008 4:13 AM GMT
    Carlson,you'd have to be the biggest wanker on this site.
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    Aug 17, 2008 4:13 AM GMT

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    Aug 17, 2008 4:23 AM GMT
    Give it to the Chinese in order to pay off our national debt to them.
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    Aug 17, 2008 4:26 AM GMT
    I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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    Aug 17, 2008 4:30 AM GMT
    k1052 saidI say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    Could we just sacrifice the Initial Digit and save the rest?
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    Aug 17, 2008 4:30 AM GMT
    GregStevensTX saidGive it to the Chinese in order to pay off our national debt to them.

    But they are already being invaded.
  • gallus81

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    Aug 17, 2008 5:11 AM GMT
    first get past the combat wombats, THEN decide what you'll do with the country ...
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    Aug 17, 2008 5:20 AM GMT
    Getting Pattison the help he needs at a reputable mental health facility will be the first order of business. Then I'll start assembling my harem of uber hot Aussie sex gods.
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    Aug 17, 2008 5:24 AM GMT

    so sweet, you want to help first.icon_evil.gif
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    Aug 17, 2008 8:49 AM GMT
    Warning: emointerwebwarrior levels rising.
    Solution: apply booted foot to testicles to alleviate.