REAL JOCK HIGH! Home Room

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    Aug 23, 2012 8:14 AM GMT
    Because a great bulk of real jock seems like one big high school anyways i thought i woukd introduce the Idea of REAL JOCK HIGH.. RJ HIGH for short.

    We've got a calvacade of characters here... from you serious jocks to you bitchy youngster cheerleaders... to your possible high school shooter loner who will troll threads and derail them for attention and you are just certain that back in his house he's got his mothers carcass drapped as a lamp shade... and he NEVER gets laid. Real Jock is pretty much a high school. So lets divide it as such.


    Here we go: This is home room. I'm your home room teacher Mr.Kash (with a K) I serve basically no purpose other than to listen to gossip for an hour. I hate my life... however.. it's ok.. i have bottle Gin, porno and lube at home and i will forget every day ever existed on a daily basis.. anyhooo....


    RJ HIGH has 4 grades


    Freshman: Ages 18 to 24
    Sophomore: Ages 25 to 30
    Junior: Ages 31 to 36
    Senior: Ages 37 to 44 (can be a teacher at this level)

    45+: Graduated Alumni


    If you are an alumni you can instantly teach your own class.

    Announce your class here and then promptly start a thread for it

    Example: MR.DIN'S exploration of internet composure 203

    Or MR. CASH How to be a sexy MoFo everybody likes and influence people 101

    Have fun with it!



    Now since this is Homeroom.. I basically take roll call and listen to you bitches gossip while i take swigs of whisky out of a coffee mug and wonder what happened to me life...


    Introduce yourself and identitfy your class for us.


    I'm Soon graduating Sophomore...will be Junior...
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    Aug 23, 2012 8:17 AM GMT
    Neight saidWhy'd you post this topic three times.


    Problem with my conection. the rest are gone.


    sometime if your conection is unusually slow.. you'll hit the button and it will create... but stay on the create post page...and you'll hit it again and again and .. bam.. 2 replicas.
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    Aug 23, 2012 8:22 AM GMT
    I am queen bee and if anybody has a problem with that you can talk to my exclusive imported-from-japan cowhide creepers.
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    Aug 23, 2012 8:25 AM GMT
    youtried saidI am queen bee and if anybody has a problem with that you can talk to my exclusive imported-from-japan cowhide creepers.


    WTF is the Queen Bee? Fill me in.

    That means.. you rule the roost of your class. You are the head bitch in charge?

    Okrrrrrr?

    Also... To everyone else identify your class in your first post....
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    Aug 23, 2012 8:33 AM GMT
    JackKash said
    youtried saidI am queen bee and if anybody has a problem with that you can talk to my exclusive imported-from-japan cowhide creepers.
    WTF is the Queen Bee? Fill me in.
    That means.. you rule the roost of your class. You are the head bitch in charge?
    Okrrrrrr?
    Also... To everyone else identify your class in your first post....
    1. queen bee

    a girl who, usually in a high school setting, is the "leader of the pack." she doesn't always have to be the prettiest, but she is extremely confident, and because she thinks she's hot, others do too. she knows all of the "important" gossip, and people emulate her style. if the queen bee wears something new and different, others will wear it the next day. she always has the hottest boyfriend, and is at all the parties. everyone always talks behind her back about how much they hate her, even though everyone secretly wishes they were her friend.
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    Aug 23, 2012 8:42 AM GMT
    youtried said
    JackKash said
    youtried saidI am queen bee and if anybody has a problem with that you can talk to my exclusive imported-from-japan cowhide creepers.
    WTF is the Queen Bee? Fill me in.
    That means.. you rule the roost of your class. You are the head bitch in charge?
    Okrrrrrr?
    Also... To everyone else identify your class in your first post....
    1. queen bee

    a girl who, usually in a high school setting, is the "leader of the pack." she doesn't always have to be the prettiest, but she is extremely confident, and because she thinks she's hot, others do too. she knows all of the "important" gossip, and people emulate her style. if the queen bee wears something new and different, others will wear it the next day. she always has the hottest boyfriend, and is at all the parties. everyone always talks behind her back about how much they hate her, even though everyone secretly wishes they were her friend.






    Errrrrmmm Hrrrrmmmmmmm.

    Ok.. i'll wait for you to be challenged.
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    Aug 23, 2012 9:21 AM GMT
    Any openings for cheerleaders?

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    Aug 23, 2012 9:23 AM GMT
    How about a New Students Reception Committee?

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    Aug 23, 2012 9:30 AM GMT
    youtried saidI am queen bee and if anybody has a problem with that you can talk to my exclusive imported-from-japan cowhide creepers.


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    Aug 23, 2012 12:28 PM GMT
    LoL. I'm only a sophmore lol? Whatever ^_^ I'm an introvert, sooooo, no groups of ppl for me. I can emotionally accomadate 1-4 ppl @ the most. I just din't want you "popular folk" coming to me about how hard it is to be popular smh :p So, I'll smile & nod @ wot you have to say while I'll be PRAYING for this moment to be over. Then I'll go talk to my one best friend about last night's episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer & how we could make a show way better than that....then move on to the ethics of FFVI abd how well it applies to real life haha.

    In short The Geek.
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    Aug 23, 2012 12:33 PM GMT
    I am an alumni. I teach sex education and coach the wrestling team. I know and respect the female students, but I really dont let them talk in class because,... well... have you heard them speak?? Who wants to listen to THAT all day??

    I lift weights with the wrestling team and the powerlifting club every afternoon at 3:30 p.m. and then shower in the locker room. It's all good.

    Anyone who wants to sign up for wrestling, we are GOING TO STATE THIS YEAR!!

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    Aug 23, 2012 3:42 PM GMT
    Alumni, now teaching English whilst coaching for baseball and soccer.
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    Aug 23, 2012 7:16 PM GMT
    Mysterious and a little naive freshman from out of town. Im leaving the past behind and starting new, but in a rush to join any groups. Planning on joining the kickboxing, track&field, and Mr. Musclebadger's wrestling team
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    Aug 23, 2012 9:04 PM GMT
    Dante_101 saidMysterious and a little naive freshman from out of town. Im leaving the past behind and starting new, but in a rush to join any groups. Planning on joining the kickboxing, track&field, and Mr. Musclebadger's wrestling team


    That is Coach Musclebadger to you, son. Now drop and give me 20 pushups... but take your shirt off first... GO!
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    Aug 23, 2012 11:05 PM GMT
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    Dante_101 saidMysterious and a little naive freshman from out of town. Im leaving the past behind and starting new, but in a rush to join any groups. Planning on joining the kickboxing, track&field, and Mr. Musclebadger's wrestling team


    That is Coach Musclebadger to you, son. Now drop and give me 20 pushups... but take your shirt off first... GO!


    Yes Coach icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 23, 2012 11:08 PM GMT
    Damn, I have to be a freshman for 3 years?!!????? lol why can't it be based off of post count???
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    Aug 23, 2012 11:31 PM GMT
    I am the freshman that gives off a quirky and odd feeling, tends to have his earphones listening to different instrumentals songs during homeroom. Draws alot in a note book occassionally naps in class and has at some point walked in on two professors getting hot and dirty after school.

    Is pretty dam sure after one day sniffing his homeroom teachers Mr Kash's mug confirmed his supsicion of their being some sort of alcohol inside the cup at some point during the day. Is the more the observant student, but excells at swimming and track.

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    Aug 24, 2012 12:20 AM GMT
    omg, what lunch period do u guys have?
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    Aug 24, 2012 1:44 AM GMT
    I'm a freshman... no one loves me and I have such high expectations for high school icon_cry.gif
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    Aug 24, 2012 1:50 AM GMT
    where are all the upperclass men? Iv always wanted to date a guy on the varsity team lol
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    Aug 24, 2012 4:04 AM GMT
    So I'd be a Junior in all this?
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    Aug 24, 2012 4:09 AM GMT
    Claystation saidSo I'd be a Junior in all this?

    Yes you are..just like me..now gimme' your lunch money! icon_razz.gif
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    Aug 24, 2012 4:11 AM GMT
    Anocxu said
    Yes you are..just like me..now gimme' your lunch money! icon_razz.gif


    Take it, if you think you can icon_cool.gif
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    Aug 24, 2012 4:48 AM GMT
    Freshmeat?

    Tame me icon_eek.gif
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    Aug 24, 2012 4:51 AM GMT
    Why hasn't there been a sex scandal yet? I thought that's what high school was all about.