Smile for Today... :-)

  • masculumpedes

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    Aug 23, 2012 3:51 PM GMT
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    A guy goes to the market and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says "hello!"

    So he says "do you know me?"

    To which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says "are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

    She looks into his eyes and says calmly "No - I'm your son's teacher..."
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    Aug 23, 2012 4:36 PM GMT
    Sure put a smile on my face ...Thanks mate for posting .
  • masculumpedes

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    Aug 23, 2012 5:02 PM GMT
    neffa saidSure put a smile on my face ...Thanks mate for posting .


    Yeah, can you imagine someone getting his butt smacked with wet celery? icon_lol.gif
  • tuffguyndc

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    Aug 23, 2012 6:50 PM GMT
    Trollileo said
    masculumpedes said
    neffa saidSure put a smile on my face ...Thanks mate for posting .


    Yeah, can you imagine someone getting his butt smacked with wet celery? icon_lol.gif
    Why would they waste food like that?
    celery is not food. ha ha ha plus its not a waste you can make tuna salad when you are done.
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    Aug 23, 2012 9:07 PM GMT
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