Best or Worst pick-up line or scenario?

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    Aug 18, 2008 1:37 AM GMT
    What is the best (or the worst) pick-up line (or pick-up situation/scenario) that someone has used on you at a party, bar or other event?

    Please only use examples of pick-up lines that have ACTUALLY been used on you -- not just funny ones you heard somewhere.

    For me, the worst was:

    "I only associate with people who are amazingly wealthy, ridiculously good-looking, or fantastically intelligent. I can already tell that you're two of those things... are you rich, too?"

    *GAG*
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    Aug 18, 2008 4:43 AM GMT


    "OOOhhhhhhh, you look nice....", he said, then stood with his friend staring at me and exaggerating-ly licking his lips.

    Bill cracked up and turned a brilliant shade of red.

    -Doug
  • qalbi30

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    Aug 18, 2008 6:44 AM GMT
    OO,you look nice,I would love to white-icon_evil.gif wash your kidneys.

    He was told exactly what he could do with his 'whitewash':icon_evil.gif
  • Hagan_F

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    Aug 19, 2008 5:36 PM GMT
    Worst: "Can I take you home to introduce you to my twin....bed?" (Maybe if he'd have said "May I...")icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 26, 2010 4:30 PM GMT
    total stranger guy checks me out in creepy way for 1/2 hour at my gay professors birthday party. finally comes over and says "what a bulge u got there. if i wanted mine to look so full like yours id have to put a sock in there" icon_neutral.gif
  • WILDCARD73

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    Jan 26, 2010 4:52 PM GMT
    """ how long does it take you to shoot up my ass""!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Jan 26, 2010 6:38 PM GMT
    WILDCARD73 said""" how long does it take you to shoot up my ass""!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I was serious. I don't want no minute man. icon_biggrin.gif

    Cough.

    Chubby girls comes up to me..."My friend over there thinks you're the cutest guy in the bar. Would you please have a drink with him?"

    Oh jesus.
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    Jan 26, 2010 6:39 PM GMT
    " damn baby, are yo legs tired? Cuz you been runnin' thru mah mind all day long!"


    LMAO
  • WILDCARD73

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    Jan 26, 2010 7:04 PM GMT
    Horsepower said
    WILDCARD73 said""" how long does it take you to shoot up my ass""!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I was serious. I don't want no minute man. icon_biggrin.gif

    Cough.

    Chubby girls comes up to me..."My friend over there thinks you're the cutest guy in the bar. Would you please have a drink with him?"

    Oh jesus.


    i think i will try my best to hold it as long as i can.......... icon_twisted.gif
  • bigdrew

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    Jan 26, 2010 7:46 PM GMT
    You're hot enough to melt paint" Seriously!?! LOL...WTF?!?

    We actually went on a date after he said that.icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 26, 2010 8:09 PM GMT
    "Do you have somewhere to stay tonight?"

    "I have handcuffs"

    "I have a huge cock."

    "I like nerds."

    "You should come back to my place, I have booze."
  • drypin

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    Jan 27, 2010 9:24 PM GMT
    All of these were said in German:

    "You're a breath of fresh air in this place."

    "That beautiful smile of yours was like a beacon drawing me over."

    "Pardon me for saying so, but that ass of yours is pure gold."

    "I see you're wearing a ring. Please tell me your partner lets you out to play or this whole hot fantasy I've got is going to be crushed."

    I choose to be delighted by all of them. (They weren't on the same night.)
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    Jan 27, 2010 10:02 PM GMT
    I've never used this or had it used on me but, one of my straight buddies uses it to pick up girls.

    "You'd look good on the end of my dick."

    He says it has worked 3 out of 5 so far hahaha.
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    Jan 27, 2010 10:14 PM GMT
    cdnguy35 saidI've never used this or had it used on me but, one of my straight buddies uses it to pick up girls.

    "You'd look good on the end of my dick."

    He says it has worked 3 out of 5 so far hahaha.


    ud look good on the end of my dick icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 27, 2010 10:32 PM GMT
    joshnyc said
    cdnguy35 saidI've never used this or had it used on me but, one of my straight buddies uses it to pick up girls.

    "You'd look good on the end of my dick."

    He says it has worked 3 out of 5 so far hahaha.


    ud look good on the end of my dick icon_twisted.gif


    See, that just brings up all sorts of associations in my mind...skewers...meat...

    But I'd probably go for it.
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    Jan 27, 2010 11:06 PM GMT
    I'm LOVIN' this thread! icon_cool.gif
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    Jan 27, 2010 11:19 PM GMT
    The worst was when I was in a bar bathroom taking a piss and a guy walked behind me, placed his hands on my shoulders and moaned out," You're one of the good boys, aren't you?"

    I told him not to touch me and stuffed myself back in my pants. I left the bathroom and had to wait until he exited to finish.
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    Jan 27, 2010 11:44 PM GMT
    "Has anyone ever told you; you look like Seal?"
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    Jan 28, 2010 9:54 PM GMT
    There was this one guy who was right to the point. He just sat down and said,"I wanna do you." Being blunt is fine. But after I said no, he kept saying "You'll like it." And even worse was that with every syllable his nose hair kept whispering across his top lip.

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    Jan 28, 2010 10:02 PM GMT
    This girl was studying on her computer on Sunday at a Starbucks by me. I was setting up mine in front of her. Then this nasty fat guy at the register comes over and says "HMMM I THOUGHT I SMELLED BEAUTIFUL". He said this very loud. She just politely giggled. Then she looked at my with a face of disgust. I said "Wow that goes down as one of the worst pick up lines ever...Im gonna throw up!" She laughed and said she knew.