Just was hired as a stipper..

  • Brando

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    Aug 28, 2012 2:56 AM GMT
    So I just got a job as a stripper, so far Ive only worked two nights. Its not bad money, which I desperately need, however Im having the problem with stage fright.

    Im use to being on stage infront of people cause I act, but I cant get it up.
    we work 20 minute intervals, and when we arent dancing, Im in the back and can barely get hard. And If I do, I lose it within minutes when Im on stage.

    I got a cockring, which doesnt work when your limp, and I took a pill for the first time. (The lady at the sex shop said itll be in my system for 72 hours) I took iit45 mins before we opened, on an empty stomach, like your supposed to, and it didnt do anything for me until today at work.

    My question is, what can I do? Has anyone else had this problem?
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    Aug 28, 2012 2:58 AM GMT
    Well. This is a new forum topic.
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    Aug 28, 2012 2:58 AM GMT
    Oh the problems of : "Hey guys, my name is Brandon, I'm 23 and looking for some good looking friends."icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif
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    Aug 28, 2012 2:59 AM GMT
    CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!
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    Aug 28, 2012 2:59 AM GMT
    It is indeed, its a mind game matey its all in the mind, stay focused and in control
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    Aug 28, 2012 3:03 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidWell. This is a new forum topic.


    I know right!

    On topic I once saw this backstage video of male strippers and they were all jacking furiously but couldn't get it up, so they had to use cock pumps then basically tourniquet their dicks so the blood would stay in them and they'd keep their erection. Let's just say I was looking for some jackoff porn and this depressing video wasn't it.
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    Aug 28, 2012 3:05 AM GMT
    A friend of mine used to go-go, and his (plus the other go-go dancers) trick was to use an elastic band...(they would put it on after they got hard)..just remember to take it off! lol
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    Aug 28, 2012 3:07 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    jmusmc85 saidWell. This is a new forum topic.


    I know right!

    On topic I once saw this backstage video of male strippers and they were all jacking furiously but couldn't get it up, so they had to use cock pumps then basically tourniquet their dicks so the blood would stay in them and they'd keep their erection. Let's just say I was looking for some jackoff porn and this depressing video wasn't it.

    So the answer to the OP's problem is a rubber band?
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    Aug 28, 2012 3:07 AM GMT
    There are several varieties of E.D.pills these days of differing strengths, etc.Google erectile dysfunction. See a doc a get a prescription. Docs usually have free samples to hand out so you can try different ones. Try the pill ahead of time - when ur not scheduled to be working - to see how/if it works.
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    Aug 28, 2012 3:08 AM GMT
    This thread needs more electrolytes.
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    Aug 28, 2012 3:16 AM GMT
    Iceblink said
    Ariodante said
    jmusmc85 saidWell. This is a new forum topic.


    I know right!

    On topic I once saw this backstage video of male strippers and they were all jacking furiously but couldn't get it up, so they had to use cock pumps then basically tourniquet their dicks so the blood would stay in them and they'd keep their erection. Let's just say I was looking for some jackoff porn and this depressing video wasn't it.

    So the answer to the OP's problem is a rubber band?


    Rubber bands are often the answer to many of life's little challengesicon_wink.gif
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    Aug 28, 2012 3:29 AM GMT
    HikeSwimSkiSF saidThere are several varieties of E.D.pills these days of differing strengths, etc.Google erectile dysfunction. See a doc a get a prescription. Docs usually have free samples to hand out so you can try different ones. Try the pill ahead of time - when ur not scheduled to be working - to see how/if it works.


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    Aug 28, 2012 3:34 AM GMT
    Use the lube that heats up your skin ... there's all kinds of erotic lubes out there
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    Aug 28, 2012 3:35 AM GMT
    Oh, the expectations placed on young people these days. Back when I was asked to be a go-go boy maintaining an erection was not part of the job description.
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    Aug 28, 2012 3:35 AM GMT
    They have strip clubs in Warrenton? icon_eek.gif That's not too far from where I grew up.
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    Aug 28, 2012 3:39 AM GMT
    Don' they have fluffers?
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    Aug 28, 2012 3:41 AM GMT
    With a body like yours , and your handsome face , who will care if you are soft or hard .icon_smile.gif
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    Aug 28, 2012 3:42 AM GMT
    Brando saidSo I just got a job as a stripper, so far Ive only worked two nights. Its not bad money, which I desperately need, however Im having the problem with stage fright.

    Im use to being on stage infront of people cause I act, but I cant get it up.
    we work 20 minute intervals, and when we arent dancing, Im in the back and can barely get hard. And If I do, I lose it within minutes when Im on stage.

    I got a cockring, which doesnt work when your limp, and I took a pill for the first time. (The lady at the sex shop said itll be in my system for 72 hours) I took iit45 mins before we opened, on an empty stomach, like your supposed to, and it didnt do anything for me until today at work.

    My question is, what can I do? Has anyone else had this problem?
    Your dick is obviously small as fuck. Otherwise there wouldn't be any pressure to get hard for dancing.

    Ditch the dancing job and follow what makes you happy. If you're only doing it for money, the money will run out (e.g. the old farts giving you money will realize you're not happy with your work).
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    Aug 28, 2012 3:46 AM GMT
    nicodegallo saidThey have strip clubs in Warrenton? icon_eek.gif That's not too far from where I grew up.


    He must be in DC at Secrets. There just aren't any gay clubs much less strip joints in Warrenton....
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    Aug 28, 2012 3:48 AM GMT
    showme said
    nicodegallo saidThey have strip clubs in Warrenton? icon_eek.gif That's not too far from where I grew up.


    He must be in DC at Secrets. There just aren't any gay clubs much less strip joints in Warrenton....


    No kidding. I mean, Warrenton is practically West Virginia compared to the rest of NOVA, haha.

    Such a special place, Fauquier County icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 28, 2012 3:55 AM GMT
    Fine guys..i'll do.it..!!!.i always do..!!

    Well your stage fright could be getting in the way..
    You have to find ways to relax before you perform..
    your fav Music on you mp3.. talking to other cool strippers..try to relax..

    Too much caffine or sugar + nervousness can also affect you "P"
    ..Try a co*k ring.. rubber or metal..it has to be comfy and not too obvious under your undies..
    ..KY Warming lube is good..as posted above.
    One weird trick... " Zinc" Suppliments a 50mg pill a day works wonders..
    ..Ever tried working out before you shake it out!..
    ...Working out gets your blood pumping and ..well..you know..

    BE SAFE please +Good luck....

    ..btw..Out of all those 72 hour tabs..
    These things are Potent!.. i've heard! icon_eek.gif

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    Aug 28, 2012 4:05 AM GMT
    nicodegallo said
    showme said
    nicodegallo saidThey have strip clubs in Warrenton? icon_eek.gif That's not too far from where I grew up.


    He must be in DC at Secrets. There just aren't any gay clubs much less strip joints in Warrenton....


    No kidding. I mean, Warrenton is practically West Virginia compared to the rest of NOVA, haha.

    Such a special place, Fauquier County icon_lol.gif


    Actually I love it, our farm is there as are lots of friends. But strip clubs? No.icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 28, 2012 4:12 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
    TropicalMark saidOh the problems of : "Hey guys, my name is Brandon, I'm 23 and looking for some good looking friends."icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif


    TropicalMark, you're really taking things out of context. Maybe you've had one too many martinis this evening but it goes like this:

    Hey guys, my name is Brandon. I'm 23, a stripper and am looking for good looking friends.
    Eh.. I just copied and pasted!..icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 28, 2012 4:16 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidAnd I'm just bein' a big ol' bitch. icon_lol.gif
    LMAO! albeit one with grammar skills!
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    Aug 28, 2012 4:22 AM GMT
    Ignore all these morons, Brando.

    Why do you need to be hard while dancing? Doesn't that make dancing, well, harder?

    Wear a jockstrap and stuff your package with a sock or something icon_biggrin.gif Or, uh, think of something that will get you hard!