The Real Personality Types Made Relevant

  • metta

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    Aug 28, 2012 11:22 PM GMT
    The Real Personality Types Made Relevant


    http://www.xeromag.com/fun/personality.html

    Which one are you?
  • AMoonHawk

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    Aug 28, 2012 11:31 PM GMT
    http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp
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    Aug 28, 2012 11:47 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidhttp://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp


    On this test I got


    ESTJ
    Extravert(11%) Sensing(25%) Thinking(50%) Judging(67%)
    You have slight preference of Extraversion over Introversion (11%)
    You have moderate preference of Sensing over Intuition (25%)
    You have moderate preference of Thinking over Feeling (50%)
    You have distinctive preference of Judging over Perceiving (67%)

    So on the OPs description that would make me a

    ESTJ: The Bureaucrat

    I dont know what to think of this icon_neutral.gif
  • AMoonHawk

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    Aug 29, 2012 1:04 AM GMT
    Claystation said
    AMoonHawk saidhttp://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp


    On this test I got


    ESTJ
    Extravert(11%) Sensing(25%) Thinking(50%) Judging(67%)
    You have slight preference of Extraversion over Introversion (11%)
    You have moderate preference of Sensing over Intuition (25%)
    You have moderate preference of Thinking over Feeling (50%)
    You have distinctive preference of Judging over Perceiving (67%)

    So on the OPs description that would make me a

    ESTJ: The Bureaucrat

    I dont know what to think of this icon_neutral.gif


    Well you are in the military ... and the military is a bureaucracy, so maybe you have been influenced by your surroundings. When I think bureaucrat, I think of a person that is likely very disciplined and is comfortable in an environment where there are define rules and regulations. There is an outlined way of doing things.

    I am The Egghead ... icon_cry.gif

    INTP
    Introvert(33%) iNtuitive(25%) iNtuitive Thinking(50%) Perceiving(11)%

    You have moderate preference of Introversion over Extraversion (33%)
    You have moderate preference of Intuition over Sensing (25%)
    You have moderate preference of Thinking over Feeling (50%)
    You have slight preference of Perceiving over Judging (11%)

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    Aug 29, 2012 1:07 AM GMT
    ENFJ: The Cult Leadericon_twisted.gif
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    Aug 29, 2012 1:11 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk said

    Well you are in the military ... and the military is a bureaucracy, so maybe you have been influenced by your surroundings. When I think bureaucrat, I think of a person that is likely very disciplined and is comfortable in an environment where there are define rules and regulations. There is an outlined way of doing things.

    I am The Egghead ... icon_cry.gif

    INTP
    Introvert(33%) iNtuitive(25%) iNtuitive Thinking(50%) Perceiving(11)%

    You have moderate preference of Introversion over Extraversion (33%)
    You have moderate preference of Intuition over Sensing (25%)
    You have moderate preference of Thinking over Feeling (50%)
    You have slight preference of Perceiving over Judging (11%)



    NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD! icon_razz.gif
  • AMoonHawk

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    Aug 29, 2012 1:15 AM GMT
    Claystation said
    AMoonHawk said

    Well you are in the military ... and the military is a bureaucracy, so maybe you have been influenced by your surroundings. When I think bureaucrat, I think of a person that is likely very disciplined and is comfortable in an environment where there are define rules and regulations. There is an outlined way of doing things.

    I am The Egghead ... icon_cry.gif

    INTP
    Introvert(33%) iNtuitive(25%) iNtuitive Thinking(50%) Perceiving(11)%

    You have moderate preference of Introversion over Extraversion (33%)
    You have moderate preference of Intuition over Sensing (25%)
    You have moderate preference of Thinking over Feeling (50%)
    You have slight preference of Perceiving over Judging (11%)



    NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD! icon_razz.gif

    This job is having more of an affect on me then I realized icon_eek.gif
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    Aug 29, 2012 1:15 AM GMT
    I am INTJ all the way
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    Aug 29, 2012 1:24 AM GMT
    I'm an ISFJ
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    Aug 29, 2012 1:32 AM GMT
    According to the test ENTJ icon_eek.gif
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    INFJ: The Conspiracy Theorist

    Beneath the calm, collected exterior of the INFJ lies the horrible reality of someone who has seen The Truth. The INFJ knows what other people are too naive or too brainwasted to admit: the Conspiracy is real. Mistrustful and suspicious, the INFJ is not easily fooled, and does not take the word of the government-controlled medico-military-industrial complex for anything. Whether it's uncovering the plot by butter-eating Jews to clog the arteries of Christian folk with artificial margarine or discovering the secret laboratory in Tibet that's producing legions of Jimmy Carter clones that will be sent out to seize the manufacturing facilities in the Guangdong Province of China under the pretext of inspecting chickens for influenza, there is no lengths the INFJ won't go to in order to blow the lid off the whole thing.

    INFJs can often be found holding down jobs as AM radio talk-show hosts. They can also be found driving taxis in the greater Washington, DC area. Other common jobs often held by INFJs include vagrant, loony, whacko, and writer/director/producer of the television show "Seinfeld." INFJs can also be found feeding that crucial bit of information to determined FBI agents just before they are brutally murdered.

    RECREATION: INFJs often come home from a hard day's work exposing conspiracies about how the government is poisoning us with mind-control agents spread by passenger airliners and unwind by spending all night writing Web sites exposing conspiracies about how NASA faked the Bush election.

    COMPATIBILITY: INFJs are usually happiest and most successful in relationships with Julia Roberts, though the relationships may not end happily.

    Famous INFJs include...well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you.

    Whoa, who wrote this mess... I feel like this is a negative painting of my good traits... maybe all descriptions are like this... I'm not a Conspiracy Theorist, anymore... that's my sibling!
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    Aug 29, 2012 1:42 AM GMT
    INTJ: The outside contractor icon_eek.gif
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    Aug 29, 2012 1:42 AM GMT
    "The Thought Police" OR "The Outsider Contractor".

    Does anyone need someone to be taken out. >icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 29, 2012 1:43 AM GMT
    JR_RJ saidINFJ: The Conspiracy Theorist

    Beneath the calm, collected exterior of the INFJ lies the horrible reality of someone who has seen The Truth. The INFJ knows what other people are too naive or too brainwasted to admit: the Conspiracy is real. Mistrustful and suspicious, the INFJ is not easily fooled, and does not take the word of the government-controlled medico-military-industrial complex for anything. Whether it's uncovering the plot by butter-eating Jews to clog the arteries of Christian folk with artificial margarine or discovering the secret laboratory in Tibet that's producing legions of Jimmy Carter clones that will be sent out to seize the manufacturing facilities in the Guangdong Province of China under the pretext of inspecting chickens for influenza, there is no lengths the INFJ won't go to in order to blow the lid off the whole thing.

    INFJs can often be found holding down jobs as AM radio talk-show hosts. They can also be found driving taxis in the greater Washington, DC area. Other common jobs often held by INFJs include vagrant, loony, whacko, and writer/director/producer of the television show "Seinfeld." INFJs can also be found feeding that crucial bit of information to determined FBI agents just before they are brutally murdered.

    RECREATION: INFJs often come home from a hard day's work exposing conspiracies about how the government is poisoning us with mind-control agents spread by passenger airliners and unwind by spending all night writing Web sites exposing conspiracies about how NASA faked the Bush election.

    COMPATIBILITY: INFJs are usually happiest and most successful in relationships with Julia Roberts, though the relationships may not end happily.

    Famous INFJs include...well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you.

    Whoa, who wrote this mess... I feel like this is a negative painting of my good traits... maybe all descriptions are like this... I'm not a Conspiracy Theorist, anymore... that's my sibling!


    Is your sibling as hot as you? icon_surprised.gif
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    JR_RJ saidINFJ: The Conspiracy Theorist

    Beneath the calm, collected exterior of the INFJ lies the horrible reality of someone who has seen The Truth. The INFJ knows what other people are too naive or too brainwasted to admit: the Conspiracy is real. Mistrustful and suspicious, the INFJ is not easily fooled, and does not take the word of the government-controlled medico-military-industrial complex for anything. Whether it's uncovering the plot by butter-eating Jews to clog the arteries of Christian folk with artificial margarine or discovering the secret laboratory in Tibet that's producing legions of Jimmy Carter clones that will be sent out to seize the manufacturing facilities in the Guangdong Province of China under the pretext of inspecting chickens for influenza, there is no lengths the INFJ won't go to in order to blow the lid off the whole thing.

    INFJs can often be found holding down jobs as AM radio talk-show hosts. They can also be found driving taxis in the greater Washington, DC area. Other common jobs often held by INFJs include vagrant, loony, whacko, and writer/director/producer of the television show "Seinfeld." INFJs can also be found feeding that crucial bit of information to determined FBI agents just before they are brutally murdered.

    RECREATION: INFJs often come home from a hard day's work exposing conspiracies about how the government is poisoning us with mind-control agents spread by passenger airliners and unwind by spending all night writing Web sites exposing conspiracies about how NASA faked the Bush election.

    COMPATIBILITY: INFJs are usually happiest and most successful in relationships with Julia Roberts, though the relationships may not end happily.

    Famous INFJs include...well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you.

    Whoa, who wrote this mess... I feel like this is a negative painting of my good traits... maybe all descriptions are like this... I'm not a Conspiracy Theorist, anymore... that's my sibling!


    YAYYY!! Me 2. But the conspiracy thing is kinda scary to be honest.
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    Aug 29, 2012 2:58 AM GMT
    I'm ESFJ
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    ISFJ: The Martyr
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    Aug 29, 2012 3:04 AM GMT
    S34n05 saidISFJ: The Martyr


    Tasty tasty Martyr. :B
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    Aug 29, 2012 3:21 AM GMT
    INTJ: The outside contractor

    INTJs are solid, competent personalities who may seem aloof and even arrogant, but who are typically highly skilled in any field which interests them. INTJs are confident in their skills and knowledge, self-assured, and imaginitive; their exceptional problem-solving skills make them ideal architects, auto mechanics, and tools of the evil empire. While it requires the driving will to conquer of an ENTJ to imagine the Death Star and the evil genius of an ENTP to invent its devastating weapons systems, the skill and technical prowess of the INTJ is what makes the whole thing work.

    The INTJ sees life as a problem to be solved. For that reason, the INTJ is the person a company brings in from the outside to streamline production processes and identify redundant assets for termination. The INTJ's combination of analyticial problem-solving skills and complete and utter disregard for the morality or consequences of his actions also make him ideal for the job of hatchet man, CIA operative, and helpdesk operator.

    RECREATION: INTJs are often baffled by the strange and incomprehensible recreational rituals of other people, such as going to parties, watching television, and having sex. Instead, they prefer to spend their leisure time installing twin missile launchers in their cars to deter tailgaters and playing chess with megalomaniac CEOs of the Tyrell corporation.

    COMPATIBILITY: Silly person, INTJs don't have relationships! They may, however build their own friends.

    Famous INTJs include J. F. Sebastian and Sgt. Apone.

    The scary part is that it's pretty true up until the compatibility part.
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    Aug 29, 2012 3:31 AM GMT
    ENFP: The Scientologist!

    Ha! Definitely me, being that I am often silly and my pillow fights to tend to lead to lesbian orgies. It's all for the greater good, I swear!

    As far as compatibility is concerned, I always knew Tom Cruise would be my soul mate if he would just take the time to respond to one of my e-mails.
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    ENFJ: The Cult Leader

    ENFJs are big thinkers. They are extremely charismatic, and wish to offer the benefit of their wisdom to the world at large. They tend to see the grand scheme of things, and to be able to deduce connections between things that other people miss; these psychological personality traits are the result fo the fact that they are the Messiah.

    ENFJs use their charisma and their knowledge to teach others, benevolently helping their fellow man reach a higher plane of evolution through such unorthodox but enlightened means as Psychic Third Nostril Enlargement. They then retire to secluded farmhouses in rural areas, where their followers express appreciation for the ENFJs by signing over all their worldly possessions and giving up their wives and daughters to the ENFJ's "special care."

    RECREATION: ENFJs are fond of collecting things, such as wives, guns, ammunition, and FBI search warrants. ENFJs often pass their leisure time engaged in such pursuits as self-flagellation or being nailed to things. Some ENFJs eschew these activities, preferring instead to watch their followers engage in them, offering suggestions and gentle advice when appropriate.

    COMPATIBILITY: ENFJs make natural companions and mentors to INFJs. They often get along well with ENFPs, although a friendly rivalry may sometimes erupt between the two.

    Famous ENFJs include J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.


    Could be worse. This reminds me of a creepy movie that I watched called Martha Marcy May Marlene though.
  • tautomer

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    Aug 29, 2012 4:09 AM GMT
    INFJ. I'd rather not be this type, but it's who I am. Wish I was an ENTJ. Just need one to call my own then icon_wink.gif
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    ESFJ: The Control Freak

    Champions of rule and tradition, defender of convention and order, the ESFJ values predictability, consistency, promptness, and continuity. This love of order, stability, and tradition most often manifests as a fanatical and almost compulsive control freakery, combined with an anal-retentive streak that is at once maddening and infuriating to those around them.

    ESFJs are often friendly, outgoing, and generous, at least until you cross them. This generous nature, in combination with their obsessive need for control, makes them ideal for such jobs as Jedi master, senior bank teller, or middle management at a large chain department store. Most ESFJs die of heart attacks, at least the ones who aren't slain in a galactic power coup made possible by the rigid, dogmatic inflexibility and self-absorbed narcissism of their Jedi order.

    RECREATION: ESFJs are fond of celebrating birthdays, bar mitzvahs, initiations into the grand order of the Golden Dawn, and other momentous occasions. They also take delight in creating elaborate schedules on their PDAs, memorizing the Periodic Table of Elements, and ripping off the heads of those who cross them before laying their eggs in the victim's neck, which hatch into larvae that devour the victim over a period of many years.

    COMPATIBILITY: ESFJs are most compatible with ESTJs, who love and cherish the ESFJ's control freakery.

    Famous ESFJs: Fame? A Jedi craves not these things!
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    Aug 29, 2012 4:39 AM GMT
    mplsmike saidINTJ: The outside contractor

    COMPATIBILITY: Silly person, INTJs don't have relationships! They may, however build their own friends.

    Famous INTJs include J. F. Sebastian and Sgt. Apone.

    The scary part is that it's pretty true up until the compatibility part.


    Forever alone... :'D