FAIL

  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Aug 29, 2012 9:21 PM GMT
    The other night at a bar this guy came up to me and said "you're cute" in a really fem voice and kissed me on the lips...he wasn't my type and I tried not to show it and he looked away so i wiped my lips but he looked back and saw it....i felt bad like your fathers will in hell for murdering serbian babies and civilians in 1999
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Aug 29, 2012 9:24 PM GMT
    I know this is a bit unrelated but is that seriously what people do in bars and clubs? Come up and just kiss you? I can't get into one and was curious on the whole aspect of it. From what I hear it's all just cruisy icon_sad.gif

    SweetBoy1223 saidi felt bad like your fathers will in hell for murdering serbian babies and civilians in 1999


    Lolwut?
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Aug 29, 2012 9:32 PM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh saidI know this is a bit unrelated but is that seriously what people do in bars and clubs? Come up and just kiss you? I can't get into one and was curious on the whole aspect of it. From what I hear it's all just cruisy icon_sad.gif

    SweetBoy1223 saidi felt bad like your fathers will in hell for murdering serbian babies and civilians in 1999


    Lolwut?


    Never been to a gay bar?
    Yeah generally you should expect to be felt up/kissed.

    Also if you bring a fag hag you should avoid drunk lesbians.

    Last but not least, yeah I was talking about your Nazi terrorist unfair inhumane attack on Yugoslavia in 1999. Satan awaits atheism can't save anyone when our pathetic short lives are over.

  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Aug 29, 2012 9:39 PM GMT
    I'm not able to get into a gay bar as I'm 20. Thanks for the headsup though haha!

    I thought you were referring to that. War is very stupid and sad. I won't go into that much as I'm sure you are aware. I also won't hop into the Atheism topic but I will say our lives are not pathetic. They are what we make of them.

    Take care
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Aug 29, 2012 9:41 PM GMT
    Just go with a friend you're young and pretty I don't want to see you get molested babes
  • Import

    Posts: 7193

    Aug 29, 2012 9:45 PM GMT
    Fuck Serbia and Yugoslavia. Those places always were and still are irrelevant.. Like anyone is tryna give a fuck bout those places. ...psssssh

    USA USA USA!!!!
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Aug 29, 2012 9:47 PM GMT
    Import saidFuck Serbia and Yugoslavia. Those places always were and still are irrelevant.. Like anyone is trybna give a fuck bout those places. ...psssssh

    USA USA USA!!!!


    You're welcome for commercial electricity and you're welcome for the moon landing.

    Also learn how to spell your own language you stupid subhuman savage.

    USA= Slavic, Germanic and Jewish immigrants who made it the success it is so shut the fuck up

  • Import

    Posts: 7193

    Aug 29, 2012 9:49 PM GMT
    SweetBoy1223 said
    Import saidFuck Serbia and Yugoslavia. Those places always were and still are irrelevant.. Like anyone is trybna give a fuck bout those places. ...psssssh

    USA USA USA!!!!


    You're welcome for commercial electricity and you're welcome for the moon landing.

    Also learn how to spell your own language you stupid subhuman savage.



    Truth is, no one gives a fuck bro. Those silly countries u mention dont even register on the radar with the golbal powers that is USA USA USA!!! icon_lol.gif
  • AMoonHawk

    Posts: 11406

    Aug 29, 2012 9:59 PM GMT
    Are you really that easy that you would let just anyone come up to you and feel you up and kiss you. Learn to turn your head and give a kiss cheek as they try to plant one on you and learn to slap and hand and say 'no, no' like you would to a dog when they try to fill you up. icon_cool.gif
    And if you're really that easy ... maybe we can do coffee later icon_wink.gificon_wink.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Aug 29, 2012 10:00 PM GMT
    @ dumb boy

    You shouldn't feel patriotic because you're stupid and illiterate and people like you contribute nothing to America's success. While my Yugoslavian intelligence does contribute much to her. That's why so much care was taken to destroy YU by cheering on the less intelligent Yugoslavs like Croats and Bosnians to make trouble so Yugoslavia could break and the western countries could benefit from the Serbian immigration which would follow.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Aug 29, 2012 10:02 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidAre you really that easy that you would let just anyone come up to you and feel you up and kiss you. Learn to turn your head and give a kiss cheek as they try to plant one on you and learn to slap and hand and say 'no, no' like you would to a dog when they try to fill you up. icon_cool.gif
    And if you're really that easy ... maybe we can do coffee later icon_wink.gificon_wink.gif


    I like coffee if i spill it on purpose will you slap me? Just curious...not that I want you to...or anything...
  • Import

    Posts: 7193

    Aug 29, 2012 10:03 PM GMT
    SweetBoy1223 saidYou shouldn't feel patriotic because you're stupid and illiterate and people like you contribute nothing to America's success. While my Yugoslavian intelligence does contribute much to her. That's why so much care was taken to destroy YU by cheering on the less intelligent Yugoslavs like Croats and Bosnians to make trouble so Yugoslavia could break and the western countries could benefit from the Serbian immigration which would follow.


    You just sound so stupid right now. I'm sitting here laughing at you. Keep going. icon_lol.gif Keep proving me right u dumb shit. I love it.

    USA!! USA!! USA !!
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Aug 29, 2012 10:07 PM GMT
    Import said
    SweetBoy1223 saidYou shouldn't feel patriotic because you're stupid and illiterate and people like you contribute nothing to America's success. While my Yugoslavian intelligence does contribute much to her. That's why so much care was taken to destroy YU by cheering on the less intelligent Yugoslavs like Croats and Bosnians to make trouble so Yugoslavia could break and the western countries could benefit from the Serbian immigration which would follow.


    You just sound so stupid right now. I'm sitting here laughing at you. Keep going. icon_lol.gif Keep proving me right u dumb shit. I love it.

    USA!! USA!! USA !!


    Um I have American citizenship and stop with your primitive patriotism working class boy.
  • Import

    Posts: 7193

    Aug 29, 2012 10:08 PM GMT
    SweetBoy1223 said
    Import said
    SweetBoy1223 saidYou shouldn't feel patriotic because you're stupid and illiterate and people like you contribute nothing to America's success. While my Yugoslavian intelligence does contribute much to her. That's why so much care was taken to destroy YU by cheering on the less intelligent Yugoslavs like Croats and Bosnians to make trouble so Yugoslavia could break and the western countries could benefit from the Serbian immigration which would follow.


    You just sound so stupid right now. I'm sitting here laughing at you. Keep going. icon_lol.gif Keep proving me right u dumb shit. I love it.

    USA!! USA!! USA !!


    Um I have American citizenship and stop with your primitive patriotism working class boy.


    u mad, bitch? icon_lol.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Aug 29, 2012 10:26 PM GMT
    ZNAM da postoji dogovor sa Bogom
    ko mene udari sа kamenom
    ја njega udarim hlebom
    ALI KOLIKO PUTA TAKO
    ALI KOLIKO PUTA TAKO

    Nema gore tragedije
    nego biti iz Srbije
    gledati kako zlobni svet navija
    da se zakolje nevina Jugoslavija


    icon_cry.gif
  • AMoonHawk

    Posts: 11406

    Aug 29, 2012 10:31 PM GMT
    SweetBoy1223 said
    AMoonHawk saidAre you really that easy that you would let just anyone come up to you and feel you up and kiss you. Learn to turn your head and give a kiss cheek as they try to plant one on you and learn to slap and hand and say 'no, no' like you would to a dog when they try to fill you up. icon_cool.gif
    And if you're really that easy ... maybe we can do coffee later icon_wink.gificon_wink.gif


    I like coffee if i spill it on purpose will you slap me? Just curious...not that I want you to...or anything...

    I'd probably have to tell you what a bad boy you have been and put you over my knee and spank you until your cheeks were red and glowing
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Aug 29, 2012 10:33 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk said
    SweetBoy1223 said
    AMoonHawk saidAre you really that easy that you would let just anyone come up to you and feel you up and kiss you. Learn to turn your head and give a kiss cheek as they try to plant one on you and learn to slap and hand and say 'no, no' like you would to a dog when they try to fill you up. icon_cool.gif
    And if you're really that easy ... maybe we can do coffee later icon_wink.gificon_wink.gif


    I like coffee if i spill it on purpose will you slap me? Just curious...not that I want you to...or anything...

    I'd probably have to tell you what a bad boy you have been and put you over my knee and spank you until your cheeks were red and glowing


    andd i'm going to masturbate now with that image icon_redface.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Aug 30, 2012 12:55 AM GMT
    Wow SweetBoy, got a bunch of periodicals on that Germelli coffee table; happy to have not blocked you.

    and

    Glad to hear you're slightly upset you may have hurt his feelings.
    The guy who ripped my cock ring off, didn't seem to give a shit.
  • Just_Tim

    Posts: 1723

    Aug 30, 2012 1:36 AM GMT
    dustin_K_tx saidWow SweetBoy, got a bunch of periodicals on that Germelli coffee table; happy to have not blocked you.

    and

    Glad to hear you're slightly upset you may have hurt his feelings.
    The guy who ripped my cock ring off, didn't seem to give a shit.


    Ow! True story?
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Aug 30, 2012 1:41 AM GMT
    Serbs are hot to me icon_lol.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Aug 30, 2012 1:46 AM GMT
    if some random dude kissed me on the lips i would too..
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Aug 30, 2012 1:52 AM GMT
    I would have been a smart ass and said ha jokes on you now ya got the herpes lol icon_lol.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Aug 30, 2012 3:26 AM GMT
    JustStarted92 saidI would have been a smart ass and said ha jokes on you now ya got the herpes lol icon_lol.gif


    hahaha.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Aug 30, 2012 6:51 AM GMT
    Shinra_Tensei saidSweetboy, you do realize you're the only reason anyone on this site has even heard of Serbia, right?

    Novak Djokovic
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Aug 30, 2012 6:51 AM GMT
    Shinra_Tensei saidSweetboy, you do realize you're the only reason anyone on this site has even heard of Serbia, right?


    One of my best friends is from Belgrade! He was my roommate in NYC.

    Anyways, this was a really bizarre but amusing thread...