Leave your pink dildos at home, especially if they are humongous!

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    Aug 30, 2012 1:53 PM GMT
    Couple sues airline after 'baggage handlers took dildo out of their checked luggage and taped it to the top of their bag'


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2195324/Christopher-Bridgeman-Martin-Borger-sue-United-Continental-airlines.html#ixzz252NRti7Q


    "A gay couple in Virginia is suing United-Continental airlines after the two men found a large dildo had been removed from their checked checked luggage and taped to the top of their suitcase - and then sent down to the baggage pickup carousel.

    Christopher Bridgeman and Martin Borger say baggage handlers at Houston's George Bush Intercontinental Airport invaded their privacy and targeted them for humiliation because of their sexuality.


    They are seeking punitive damages to hold the airline accountable, they say, after officials refused to respond to their complaints.


    What would you have done?
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    Aug 30, 2012 2:09 PM GMT
    Blondizgd saidCouple sues airline after 'baggage handlers took dildo out of their checked luggage and taped it to the top of their bag'


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2195324/Christopher-Bridgeman-Martin-Borger-sue-United-Continental-airlines.html#ixzz252NRti7Q

    What would you have done?


    wow - Look at the size of that thing!
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    Aug 30, 2012 2:12 PM GMT
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    I never use or need em.
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    Aug 30, 2012 2:21 PM GMT
    Have any of you EVER seen something taped to the OUTSIDE of luggage by the airline? Even if the bag fails they wrap it all up to keep the contents inside, or box it. This bag was intact.

    This was clearly done as a humiliating joke by someone handling the baggage. I hope the airline loses the lawsuit.
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    Aug 30, 2012 2:25 PM GMT
    OMG, I literally laughed out loud when I just read this. Too fucking funny, albeit embarrassing indeed. but LOLOL

    I would have died had I seen my bag just chillen on the baggage belt with a big, hot pink dildo taped to it. lol


    Not exactly a proud moment for gay people. I mean honestly.
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    Aug 30, 2012 2:28 PM GMT
    Nice color purple. Seriously, though, it looks like this was an intentional, malicious act because there's enough space in the bag in which the baggage handlers/inspectors could have placed the longdong more discreetly.
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    Aug 30, 2012 3:35 PM GMT
    The person that takes that up his ass, must cannot walk well for days. unless he's got a chasm already icon_cool.gif
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    Aug 30, 2012 5:03 PM GMT
    Consider this folks..what if those pranking baggage handlers got promoted up the ladder..What will they do to gay staff?..How will they treat fellow gay employees?... The gay couple should sue the airline..the Airline should sue the pants off those baggage handlers!..
    ..Curious ... They see a giant dildo in a suitcase..and their first response is to touch it???.. Irony
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    Aug 30, 2012 5:39 PM GMT
    Anocxu saidConsider this folks..what if those pranking baggage handlers got promoted up the ladder..What will they do to gay staff?..How will they treat fellow gay employees?... The gay couple should sue the airline..the Airline should sue the pants off those baggage handlers!..
    ..Curious ... They see a giant dildo in a suitcase..and their first response is to touch it???.. Irony


    How did they know the baggage belonged to someone gay?
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    Aug 30, 2012 5:41 PM GMT
    Blondizgd saidHow did they know the baggage belonged to someone gay?
    Male name on the baggage.
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    Aug 30, 2012 8:55 PM GMT
    Blondizgd said

    How did they know the baggage belonged to someone gay?


    The luggage tag had man's name on it.

    This was clearly willfully malicious.
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    Aug 30, 2012 9:31 PM GMT
    Blondizgd said
    Anocxu saidConsider this folks..what if those pranking baggage handlers got promoted up the ladder..What will they do to gay staff?..How will they treat fellow gay employees?... The gay couple should sue the airline..the Airline should sue the pants off those baggage handlers!..
    ..Curious ... They see a giant dildo in a suitcase..and their first response is to touch it???.. Irony


    How did they know the baggage belonged to someone gay?


    The scans..they don't only scan carry on...they have huge scanners in luggage processing... They see a giant pointy object in the scan..they open up the suitcase to check!
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    Aug 30, 2012 9:45 PM GMT
    Anocxu said
    Blondizgd saidHow did they know the baggage belonged to someone gay?
    The scans..they don't only scan carry on...they have huge scanners in luggage processing... They see a giant pointy object in the scan..they open up the suitcase to check!
    Did you not understand the question or......?
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    Aug 30, 2012 9:49 PM GMT
    McQueen said
    Blondizgd saidHow did they know the baggage belonged to someone gay?
    Male name on the baggage.

    Am I the only one who would assume it was a womans and the bag was her husbands? icon_neutral.gif
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    Aug 30, 2012 9:53 PM GMT
    I'm sure other things in the suitcase gave them away...
    Gay porn..magazines..Boy Butter!
    If they packed a dildo that size..i cant imagine what else they packed! icon_eek.gif
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    Aug 30, 2012 9:53 PM GMT
    IceBucket said
    McQueen said
    Blondizgd saidHow did they know the baggage belonged to someone gay?
    Male name on the baggage.
    Am I the only one who would assume it was a womans and the bag was her husbands? icon_neutral.gif
    No. Then again, we aren't the type of people who would care if someone had a giant dildo in their baggage, and wouldn't even consider humiliating them like the story in the article.
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    Aug 30, 2012 10:09 PM GMT
    McQueen said
    Blondizgd saidHow did they know the baggage belonged to someone gay?
    Male name on the baggage.


    I'm confused - the use of dildos is strictly a homosexual thing. A male could not be using it on his girlfriend?
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    Aug 30, 2012 10:09 PM GMT
    IceBucket said
    McQueen said
    Blondizgd saidHow did they know the baggage belonged to someone gay?
    Male name on the baggage.

    Am I the only one who would assume it was a womans and the bag was her husbands? icon_neutral.gif


    No you are not the only one.
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    Aug 30, 2012 10:10 PM GMT
    Blondizgd said
    McQueen said
    Blondizgd saidHow did they know the baggage belonged to someone gay?
    Male name on the baggage.


    I'm confused - the use of dildos is strictly a homosexual thing. A male could not be using it on his girlfriend?


    Or a girlfriend using it on her boyfriend icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 30, 2012 10:10 PM GMT
    McQueen said
    IceBucket said
    McQueen said
    Blondizgd saidHow did they know the baggage belonged to someone gay?
    Male name on the baggage.
    Am I the only one who would assume it was a womans and the bag was her husbands? icon_neutral.gif
    No. Then again, we aren't the type of people who would care if someone had a giant dildo in their baggage, and wouldn't even consider humiliating them like the story in the article.


    why would it be a humiliation - I'm reminded of the saying - "don't do the crime if you can't...."
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    Aug 30, 2012 10:11 PM GMT
    nicodegallo said
    Blondizgd said
    McQueen said
    Blondizgd saidHow did they know the baggage belonged to someone gay?
    Male name on the baggage.


    I'm confused - the use of dildos is strictly a homosexual thing. A male could not be using it on his girlfriend?


    Or a girlfriend using it on her boyfriend icon_wink.gif


    Exactly icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 30, 2012 10:12 PM GMT
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    Anocxu said
    If they packed a dildo that size..i cant imagine what else they packed! icon_eek.gif


    Everyone's saying how big that dildo is. I can't get a perspective. How big do you guys think that dildo is?


    Looks like 18 inches to me
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    Aug 30, 2012 10:13 PM GMT
    Anocxu saidI'm sure other things in the suitcase gave them away...
    Gay porn..magazines..Boy Butter!
    If they packed a dildo that size..i cant imagine what else they packed! icon_eek.gif


    If this were true, why not tape the gay porn magazine on the outside, right next to the dildo... I think you are stretching a bit.... hmmmmmmmm
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    Aug 30, 2012 10:49 PM GMT
    Blondizgd said
    Anocxu saidI'm sure other things in the suitcase gave them away...
    Gay porn..magazines..Boy Butter!
    If they packed a dildo that size..i cant imagine what else they packed! icon_eek.gif


    If this were true, why not tape the gay porn magazine on the outside, right next to the dildo... I think you are stretching a bit.... hmmmmmmmm


    Put it together Blondizgd...Homophobes opened a suitcase with men's belongings and a giant dildo..

    men's underwear..shoes..shirts..toiletries.. and then a giant dildo..!
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    Aug 30, 2012 11:13 PM GMT
    Anocxu said
    Blondizgd said
    Anocxu saidI'm sure other things in the suitcase gave them away...
    Gay porn..magazines..Boy Butter!
    If they packed a dildo that size..i cant imagine what else they packed! icon_eek.gif


    If this were true, why not tape the gay porn magazine on the outside, right next to the dildo... I think you are stretching a bit.... hmmmmmmmm


    Put it together Blondizgd...Homophobes opened a suitcase with men's belongings and a giant dildo..

    men's underwear..shoes..shirts..toiletries.. and then a giant dildo..!


    and it could not be a dildo to be used on a man's girlfriend? why do you think this could not be the case. i do not understand why you have adamantly ruled this out.