I wish I had a bird chest

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    Aug 31, 2012 6:11 PM GMT
    I absolutely hate working out my chest and the fact that I'm not flat chested makes me even more self conscious. Sometimes, I just wish I was born flat chested. icon_lol.gif
  • Pepsic0la

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    Aug 31, 2012 6:40 PM GMT
    Uhh...icon_rolleyes.gif ... You do.
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    Aug 31, 2012 7:27 PM GMT
    TheLetterD saidI absolutely hate working out my chest and the fact that I'm not flat chested makes me even more self conscious. Sometimes, I just wish I was born flat chested. icon_lol.gif


    Mr. D.. In your own words define flat chested?
    These are some examples Google images gave me..


    mens-flat-chest.jpg
    flat-chest-211x300.jpg

    Mr D??..take a look at those 2 now take a look at you..

    You are

    Build: Slim
    Height: 5' 10''
    Weight: 135 lbs
    Waist: 30 inches

    So that would make your chest 34-37 inches??

    Dude ???...You are FLAT !
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    Aug 31, 2012 7:30 PM GMT
    Some guys work hard in the gym but still have pancake pecs. But as others have said, ya need more meat on them ribs!
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    Aug 31, 2012 9:09 PM GMT
    If you guys saw my chest in person, then you'd all realize that I'm not flat chested. icon_sad.gif
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    Aug 31, 2012 9:16 PM GMT
    Bird chest? That's a new term to me!
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    Aug 31, 2012 9:25 PM GMT
    Wishes are good, but goals are better... work towards acheiving your goal of being more built. Then, over time, and before you know it; you'll have the body you've always wanted! Stick with it and kick your ass into shape! icon_mad.gificon_razz.gif
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    Aug 31, 2012 11:58 PM GMT
    Anocxu said
    TheLetterD saidI absolutely hate working out my chest and the fact that I'm not flat chested makes me even more self conscious. Sometimes, I just wish I was born flat chested. icon_lol.gif


    Mr. D.. In your own words define flat chested?
    These are some examples Google images gave me..


    mens-flat-chest.jpg
    flat-chest-211x300.jpg

    Mr D??..take a look at those 2 now take a look at you..

    You are

    Build: Slim
    Height: 5' 10''
    Weight: 135 lbs
    Waist: 30 inches

    So that would make your chest 34-37 inches??

    Dude ???...You are FLAT !


    LOL!!!!
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    Sep 01, 2012 12:07 AM GMT
    I looked all over for my old S. Gross cartoon from Nat'l Lampoon with the kid with two titmouse birds on his chest and explaining to another kid looking on, "They're tits." Humm...so much for a bird chest.
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    Sep 01, 2012 12:07 AM GMT
    I wish I had bigger pecs. icon_neutral.gif
  • camfer

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    Sep 01, 2012 12:08 AM GMT
    I think this bird chest is quite lovely.

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    Sep 01, 2012 12:13 AM GMT
    Everyone is critical of certain parts of their anatomy

    Good protein balanced with carbohydrates lots of veges and good solid and regular workouts will get you the body you want

    By the way you look good as you are!
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    Sep 01, 2012 12:55 AM GMT
    You mean pectus excavatum?

    I have it. There is an operation to fix it, but I don't know if it's worth the hassle in your case. Best solution? Bulk up.

    There are even porn stars with pectus if it's any consolation.
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    Sep 01, 2012 1:14 AM GMT
    camfer saidI think this bird chest is quite lovely.

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    that is stunning.
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    Sep 01, 2012 2:04 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    camfer saidI think this bird chest is quite lovely.

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    that is stunning.


    Your face is stunning. icon_mad.gif
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    Sep 01, 2012 2:07 AM GMT
    ParadiseLost said
    Ariodante said
    camfer saidI think this bird chest is quite lovely.

    White-Bird-Chest2.png


    that is stunning.


    Your face is stunning. icon_mad.gif


    a nude grope sleepover is stunning
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    Sep 01, 2012 2:10 AM GMT
    put a bird on it!

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    Sep 01, 2012 4:09 AM GMT
    turbobilly said
    ParadiseLost said
    Ariodante said
    camfer saidI think this bird chest is quite lovely.

    White-Bird-Chest2.png


    that is stunning.


    Your face is stunning. icon_mad.gif


    a nude grope sleepover is stunning


    What in the hell are those? icon_confused.gif
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    Sep 01, 2012 5:45 AM GMT
    I have bird chest almost daily.

    It's great when it's grilled with olive oil and Italian and Cajun herbs. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 01, 2012 5:47 AM GMT
    Lmao! Face palms* calmly* dude you already have what your asking for. icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
  • SoDakGuy

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    Sep 01, 2012 5:47 AM GMT
    I prefer the chest I have.
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    Sep 01, 2012 5:48 AM GMT
    SoDakGuy saidI prefer the chest I have.



    .....and sexy chest at that.icon_razz.gif
  • SoDakGuy

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    Sep 01, 2012 6:20 AM GMT
    Thank you!
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    Sep 01, 2012 6:52 PM GMT
    Ugh, I have man boob action going on. And fuck you guys with a nice chest. icon_evil.gif
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    Sep 01, 2012 7:07 PM GMT
    SoDakGuy saidI prefer the chest I have.


    No shit, it looks great. icon_cool.gif