Jehovah's Witnesses Want Deaf People To Stop Masturbating

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    Sep 01, 2012 11:51 PM GMT


    Wow.
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    Sep 01, 2012 11:53 PM GMT
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    Sep 01, 2012 11:54 PM GMT
    I want religious people to get laid so they'll stop obsessing over every else's love life (or lack thereof). icon_razz.gif
  • builtofbrick

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    Sep 02, 2012 1:23 AM GMT
    i think they don't want anyone to wack off, that's just a pamphlet for the deaf... on not to wack off lol
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    Sep 02, 2012 1:23 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidI want religious people to get laid so they'll stop obsessing over every else's love life (or lack thereof). icon_razz.gif


    No you don't, because when they have sex, it tends to be with underaged minors, unfortunately....
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    Sep 02, 2012 1:24 AM GMT
    the hands say it all..didnt even need a translator...
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    Sep 02, 2012 1:27 AM GMT
    That 2nd guy looked as if he was saying:
    "Masturbating gives you nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea"
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    Sep 02, 2012 1:32 AM GMT
    Myol said
    paulflexes saidI want religious people to get laid so they'll stop obsessing over every else's love life (or lack thereof). icon_razz.gif


    No you don't, because when they have sex, it tends to be with underaged minors, unfortunately....


    +1
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    Sep 02, 2012 1:34 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidThey just want deaf people to stop because ....well..have you ever heard a deaf person during an orgasm? Since they have no concept of 'vocal volume control' it can be pretty loud. The neighbors all know what's going on when a deaf person completes the dirty deed. icon_idea.gificon_idea.gificon_idea.gif


    id love to see that captured moment...wonder if its on youtube.
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    Sep 02, 2012 1:36 AM GMT
    well..its not what we all expected

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  • O5vx

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    Sep 02, 2012 2:02 AM GMT
    It looks humorous and I was laughing so hard watching it.
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    Sep 02, 2012 2:06 AM GMT
    Colossians 3:5

    5 Put to death, therefore, whatever belongs to your earthly nature: sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires and greed, which is idolatry.


    2 Corinthians 7:1

    7 Therefore, since we have these promises, dear friends, let us purify ourselves from everything that contaminates body and spirit, perfecting holiness out of reverence for God.


    1 John 3:20

    20 If our hearts condemn us, we know that God is greater than our hearts, and he knows everything.
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    Sep 02, 2012 2:08 AM GMT
    It's really because we know that masturbation will make you go blind. If deaf people go blind, it really limits their communication and daily living skills.

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    Sep 02, 2012 2:12 AM GMT
    I want Jehovah's Witnesses to stop leaving litter in public restrooms.
  • calibro

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    Sep 02, 2012 3:43 AM GMT
    so, i'm not fluent in asl... but i'm pretty sure he said after i masturbate i throw up and cry a lot
  • lostlogic

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    Sep 02, 2012 5:01 AM GMT
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  • waccamatt

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    Sep 02, 2012 5:10 AM GMT
    I used to put on my Queer Nation t-shirt whenever the JW came to the door. I haven't seen them in years!
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    Sep 02, 2012 1:42 PM GMT
    Heh, this reminds of conversations with a JW up at the corner.

    Good old Cliff. Once he found out I was gay he used to pepper me with scripture quotes and referrals to same, claiming that masturbation makes you GAY!

    One day I politely said that millions and millions of straight people must be masturbating incorrectly, because they're still straight.

    His expression was interesting, lol.

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    Sep 02, 2012 1:43 PM GMT
    lostlogic said295979_516837748345683_1788148241_n.jpg



    ROFL!
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    Sep 02, 2012 2:03 PM GMT
    BP201 saidThat 2nd guy looked as if he was saying:
    "Masturbating gives you nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea"


    It looked to me like he was orgasming. LOL

    I thought masturbating caused blindness?
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    Sep 02, 2012 2:06 PM GMT
    Come again? icon_razz.gif
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    Sep 02, 2012 4:42 PM GMT
    Myol said
    paulflexes saidI want religious people to get laid so they'll stop obsessing over every else's love life (or lack thereof). icon_razz.gif


    No you don't, because when they have sex, it tends to be with underaged minors, unfortunately....
    You do have a point. icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 02, 2012 4:43 PM GMT
    DAFUQ?