Sep 02, 2012 7:58 AM GMT
I made this "audio skit" like last year. It never caught on. It was born out of a conversation with straight woman i met in Texas who liked to talk about sex explicitly. She told me she wished she could hear gay phone sex..and i said "No fucking way! we are fucking animals... we're gross.. gay phone sex stays between gay men!"... and then she asked me to describe gay phone sex and i went into my "jock boy voice:.. you know that low tone that fucking muscle queens go into that is so fake? And they are like "Yeah maaaaan. Yo Bro! Yeah.. i wanna sniff your butthole and eat your pecs maaan!" "Fuk yeah maaaan. Give it to me brah!" and the ten minutes later they are like "Therioshly. stop it! Ermmmigawd! You bug!". From Jock to Queen.. easily.. anyhow... i thought i would make a skit.
This is the result of that conversation..and i pulled out my audio tools and digitized my voiced and dubbed and this is gay phone sex. I only resurrected it because some guy tried to have phone sex with me..and i was like "no fucking way". and sent him this instead. because phone sex is cheesy as hell. And no self respecting person would do it.. lol *half serious*
You might find it dumb.. it is.. but i was personally amused by it. so someone has to like too? right?