I bought one of those huge shiny new grills at Home Despot last week, because I couldn't readily find parts to fix my old cast aluminum one. It has twice as much grill area, so it won't get overcrowded during parties. But of course, the other 99.9% of the time it will be cooking for one. It turns out that it doesn't get hot enough if you only light one burner. Looks like it's gonna suck a lot of gas.
But hey, it's got disco lights.
So tonight, it looks like it will be grilling one (1) steak that has been marinating for two days. (Because I was too tired to cook last night.) I'm gonna go sail all afternoon, so I'm sure anything will taste great, as long as there is a cold beer to go with it.