Does anyone know how Ancient Homosexuals prepare for sex?

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    Sep 03, 2012 6:00 AM GMT
    How did the bottom clean himself before sex? and how did they protect themselves from urinary tract infect caused by bacteria of the anus?
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    Sep 03, 2012 6:08 AM GMT
    Nicahlos saidHow did the bottom clean himself before sex? and how did they protect themselves from urinary tract infect caused by bacteria of the anus?


    I've always pondered that myself. I figured Greeks used olive oil or something. icon_surprised.gif
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    Sep 03, 2012 6:10 AM GMT
    Spit-n-shove.
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    Sep 03, 2012 6:14 AM GMT
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    It is rumored that ancient "bottom" homosexuals would insert gerbils into the anus. The gerbils would crawl up and eat all the feces and then crawl back out when there were no more feces to eat.

    It is also rumored that while the ancient "bottom" homosexuals were getting their colons cleansed, the dominant male would take a river reed and carefully insert this into the entire length of the urethra of his penis. A bladder of fresh spring water would be emptied into the reed while slowly withdrawing the reed . The dominant male would then urinate out all the water, thus cleansing the urethral bacteria out.

    Legendary sex would then be permitted as long as they did not "lay with each other as with a woman". Because that would be "unclean". This is why it is called "Greek" sex. The Greeks did not observe rabbinical kosher laws.

    Thank God for the Greeks!
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    Sep 03, 2012 6:22 AM GMT
    Nicahlos said...how did they protect themselves from urinary tract infect caused by bacteria of the anus?


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    I wonder if they even knew about any of that stuff lol
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    Sep 03, 2012 6:25 AM GMT
    well they didn't know what bacteria was.. bacteria wasn't discovered until the mid 1600's.. until then if infection happened it was all chalked up to an imbalance of the four humors...Black bile, yellow bile, phlegm and blood. I don't even think the idea of cleanliness of that sort was even really thought of until advances in medicine due to the discovery of microscopic life and a better understanding of how the body worked and how disease is spread. They most likely were ok with shit. They most likely didn't even know that shit carried bacteria other than that is smelled. As we have advanced in knowledge our cultures attitudes towards cleanliness has..and sex... it might be very hard to imagine.
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    Sep 03, 2012 9:33 AM GMT
    "Does anyone know how Ancient Homosexuals prepare for sex?"

    Present tense? Show your elders a little respecticon_smile.gif
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    Sep 03, 2012 9:34 AM GMT
    I was expecting a witty punchline. icon_sad.gif
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    Sep 03, 2012 9:36 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidGoogle: clyster

    [etc. etc. etc.]

    Thank God for the Greeks!


    Yes because of them I'm alive. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 03, 2012 11:57 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidEnemas and douching actually go back to roughly 1500 years ago. And I have read, through other sources that it goes back further to 2,000 years and even the third century B.C. I've read of literature of the Egyptians using animal skins to create enema bags in order to administer a enemas.

    Almost all cultures throughout the world have a very long history of colonic cleansing.

    As far as the bacteria for urinary tract infections, that's a good question. Since cranberry extract can knock that out to this day maybe these ancient people's knew of the same or similar therapies to thwart any urinary critters.

    A quick read for history on enemas:

    http://www.enemakit.com/enema_history.html


    Thank you for your information.
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    Sep 03, 2012 12:19 PM GMT
    Does anyone know how Ancient Homosexuals prepare for sex?

    I use olive oil as a lube, or spit when that's not available. I never really cared about cleanliness, toilet paper hadn't even been invented when I was younger, so a bit of natural dirtiness didn't bother us, you just lived with it, not fussy like you kids today. And afterwards you simply cleaned your dick off, what's the big deal? Guys still have to do that today, or at least I hope you do.
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    Sep 05, 2012 1:46 AM GMT
    The Ancient Romans did not use toilet paper, but rather a wet sponge to clean. Many cultures would have washed their ass after the toilet, leaving it a lot cleaner than toilet paper. Wiping ones ass is actually practiced by a minority of people in the World. But I have trouble thinking about anal sex and blowjobs in Victorian times. It must have been filthy. The dudes were mainly uncut and unwashed.icon_eek.gif
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    Sep 05, 2012 5:27 AM GMT
    Longblack saidThe Ancient Romans did not use toilet paper, but rather a wet sponge to clean. Many cultures would have washed their ass after the toilet, leaving it a lot cleaner than toilet paper. Wiping ones ass is actually practiced by a minority of people in the World. But I have trouble thinking about anal sex and blowjobs in Victorian times. It must have been filthy. The dudes were mainly uncut and unwashed.icon_eek.gif


    I know I always wonder when watching movies about that period of time and think what did it smell like back then, must have been hideous, not just sex but life in general.
    But they probably had no idea about germs and bugs etc and lived in blissful ignorance, much like we do today about so many things still.
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    Sep 05, 2012 6:09 AM GMT
    the diet probably would have been a lot better too. a lot less processed and a lot more fiber so.. ya know... all that good diets and fiber does
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    Sep 05, 2012 10:18 AM GMT
    Longblack saidThe Ancient Romans did not use toilet paper, but rather a wet sponge to clean. Many cultures would have washed their ass after the toilet, leaving it a lot cleaner than toilet paper.


    Many cultures and individuals still do (e.g. in the Middle East).

    If your hands are dirty, you wash them, so why would anyone not wash their dirty ass?
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    Sep 05, 2012 1:19 PM GMT
    tangent: not just for shit smells, but for any body odors, this was part of why aromatic fragrances served functional purposes. in the same way that some nasty people nowdays cover up their (optional) stinkiness with cologne....
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    Sep 05, 2012 7:22 PM GMT
    Now I have the image of some "flintstone" type guy douching with a Mastodon's trunk....
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    Sep 06, 2012 4:14 AM GMT
    Egro_Nadley saidtangent: not just for shit smells, but for any body odors, this was part of why aromatic fragrances served functional purposes. in the same way that some nasty people nowdays cover up their (optional) stinkiness with cologne....



    in Ancient Greece, it was customary to give some small-leaf basil (vasilico) to a woman. She would have this plant right outside the house entrance. When the woman left the house, she'd rub some of it on her neck....

    Does this sound familiar? Today we use cologne/perfume


    On a side note, in present day, when someone gets a new house, u get some vasilico for good luck
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    Sep 06, 2012 5:54 AM GMT
    GREEKy said
    Egro_Nadley saidtangent: not just for shit smells, but for any body odors, this was part of why aromatic fragrances served functional purposes. in the same way that some nasty people nowdays cover up their (optional) stinkiness with cologne....



    in Ancient Greece, it was customary to give some small-leaf basil (vasilico) to a woman. She would have this plant right outside the house entrance. When the woman left the house, she'd rub some of it on her neck....

    Does this sound familiar? Today we use cologne/perfume


    On a side note, in present day, when someone gets a new house, u get some vasilico for good luck


    And a talisman.
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    Gotta watch out for the "μάτ".
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    Sep 07, 2012 2:43 PM GMT
    Maybe he used a clysma?
    Olive oil.
    I don't think the Greeks did penetration, because that would be making a woman out of the bottom, but the Romans on the other hand: Anus, vagina, same difference.
    also, the Greeks considered a big penis vulgar and the Roman thought bigger is better. That's such a Roman way of thinking icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 23, 2012 4:30 AM GMT
    Just the mere thought is mind boggling! Awesome contributions
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    Dec 23, 2012 7:52 AM GMT
    Ancient enemas aren't the same as what a typical gay couple would do before sex. Enemas might be for health or religious reasons.

    Most likely, there was no education back then, and people couldn't talk about gay sex llike they can now. They probably just said "I just took a shit and should be empty back there". Stick a wet finger in, feel around, rinse the finger, good to go.

    Precum has always been around for lube. Spit to supplement. Other viscous liquids exist without technology.

    P.S. this is a gerbil. Claws and sharp teeth. tumblr_ma6vy6iONJ1rn3ql8.bmp
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    Dec 23, 2012 8:42 PM GMT
    BlackCat90 said
    Nicahlos said...how did they protect themselves from urinary tract infect caused by bacteria of the anus?



    I wonder if they even knew about any of that stuff lol


    Which is why they dropped like flies from outbreaks of related plagues. Same for people who ate raw sea food or poorly cooked pork and etc. It's not anathema for no reason.
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    Dec 23, 2012 11:22 PM GMT
    Wow! Just when you thought a thread was dead....
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    Dec 24, 2012 10:17 AM GMT
    LOL what?!?!? I'm sorry but what is the obsession with some guys and needing bottoms to 'clean themselves out'? If you eat a balanced diet and have healthy bowel movements then there really isn't much of a need for that.