Paul Ryan Gives Detailed Account of THE DAY HE KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN

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    Sep 04, 2012 12:12 AM GMT
    OH THIS IS FUN:


    NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In a dramatic narrative that could upstage this week’s Democratic National Convention, Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wisc.) gave reporters today a detailed account of the fateful day he killed Osama bin Laden.

    Mr. Ryan said that he was revealing his role as the triggerman who felled the al-Qaeda leader to “set the record straight,” explaining that he had remained silent about his mission until now, because “I don’t like to brag.”

    The Republican Vice-Presidential nominee painted a portrait of a Paul Ryan few know, a man who trained for missions with SEAL Team Six while somehow finding time to cut key provisions of Medicare.



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    IN HIS OWN MIND, Paul Ryan shaved over an hour off his marathon time.

    This New Yorker parody is probably not far from what we'll soon hear from THE MAN OF AMAZING LIES, Paul Ryan.
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    Sep 04, 2012 12:27 AM GMT
    and ran 26 miles and 385 yds (42.195 K) to return a found penny?
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    Sep 04, 2012 1:11 AM GMT
    Crank_Eastwood saidDid you know he killed him a b'ar when he was only three?



    you made me splort coffee
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    Sep 04, 2012 1:21 AM GMT
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    Crank_Eastwood saidDid you know he killed him a b'ar when he was only three?

    you made me splort coffee
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    And patched up the crack in the Liberty Bell. icon_rolleyes.gif

    [Points to those who know what we're quoting]
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    Sep 04, 2012 1:24 AM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    Upper_Cdn said
    Crank_Eastwood saidDid you know he killed him a b'ar when he was only three?

    you made me splort coffee
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    And patched up the crack in the Liberty Bell. icon_rolleyes.gif

    [Points to those who know what we're quoting]



    I will disqualify myself on account of age advantage.


    grab yer cane art - we'll show these whippersnappers.



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    Sep 04, 2012 2:26 AM GMT
    LOL
    I like the line "I don't like to brag".
    Ha!
    Mr. Ryan's bragging has become a running joke.
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    Paul Ryan - The Marathon Man
    http://www.salon.com/2012/09/02/paul_ryans_marathon_lie/
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    Sep 04, 2012 4:10 AM GMT
    The crazy thing is that I just had to go to the web to see if Paul Ryan really did say such a thing. As outrageous and off the wall as the statement sounds, it does not seem out of character for him to say such a thing.

    I wouldn't put it past him to claim that he was actually the person who went back in time and actually penned Ayn Rand's books.
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    Sep 04, 2012 4:19 AM GMT
    Upper_Cdn saidgrab yer cane art - we'll show these whippersnappers.

    Here it is. One of the photos I had for an online group I created for gay disabled men, like myself. That's actually my own hand with a MedicAlert bracelet, and my handicapped parking car placard.

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    Sep 04, 2012 4:41 AM GMT
    Lyin' Ryan is a joke.
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    Sep 04, 2012 5:10 AM GMT
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    Sep 04, 2012 2:16 PM GMT
    Marathon Man: "Under three, high twos. I had a two hour and fifty-something"

    You didnt run that!
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    Sep 04, 2012 3:51 PM GMT
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    GAMRican saidThe crazy thing is that I just had to go to the web to see if Paul Ryan really did say such a thing. As outrageous and off the wall as the statement sounds, it does not seem out of character for him to say such a thing.

    I wouldn't put it past him to claim that he was actually the person who went back in time and actually penned Ayn Rand's books.

    Do you remember a Monty Python sketch called "State Your Claim"? It was a game show. Contestants make a claim, and then the panel gets to debunk it.

    First contestant: "I wrote all of Shakespeare's plays, and my wife and I wrote the sonnets."

    Panel member: "Shakespeare's plays were written 400 years before you were born."

    Contestant. "Hm. Well, you've got me there."


    splort,
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    Sep 04, 2012 6:09 PM GMT
    DalTX saidMarathon Man: "Under three, high twos. I had a two hour and fifty-something"

    You didnt run that!



    "YOU DIDN'T RUN THAT!"...........should be on hundreds of signs to greet

    Paul Lyin' Ryan wherever he appears.
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    Sep 04, 2012 6:26 PM GMT
    Balancing said
    DalTX saidMarathon Man: "Under three, high twos. I had a two hour and fifty-something"

    You didnt run that!



    "YOU DIDN'T RUN THAT!"...........should be on hundreds of signs to greet

    Paul Lyin' Ryan wherever he appears.

    +1
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    Sep 04, 2012 7:28 PM GMT
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    Balancing said
    DalTX saidMarathon Man: "Under three, high twos. I had a two hour and fifty-something"

    You didnt run that!



    "YOU DIDN'T RUN THAT!"...........should be on hundreds of signs to greet

    Paul Lyin' Ryan wherever he appears.

    +1




    LOL

    +2