How to win a fight against twenty children

  • EricLA

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    Aug 19, 2008 9:56 PM GMT
    OK, I found this on Digg, and just had to share. The answer on groin attacks had me laughing out loud:

    http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/08/19/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/

    So. How would you win a fight against twenty children? I'd use Wii nunchucks.
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    Aug 19, 2008 10:06 PM GMT
    That's hilarious. Thanks for sharing! I sent it to some of my demented friends.
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    Aug 20, 2008 1:37 AM GMT
    I guess you didn't see children of the corn eh?

  • joggerva

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    Aug 20, 2008 1:42 AM GMT
    That's pretty funny.

    According to this quiz, I couldn't take 20... I'm just too nice, haha.

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    Aug 20, 2008 1:44 AM GMT
    oh please... you people have got to get it together:

    i'm drunk enough to share this...


    i figured out a way to be done with 200 ratlings in one day when i was a high school teacher: cookies and punch.

    the gluttonous monsters wouldn't be able to eat enough.

    i had a dance studio at the high school with it's own storage rooms. the studio was in a wing separate from the rest of the school. the administration was completley useless in terms of paper work: attendance wasn't compiled until the next day. no one would miss the little bastards from one class to the next.

    if i poisoned the little monkeys one class at a time all day long i'd be home eating steak by the time the sirens caught up. i put in my letter of resignation the next day.

    really. and you people think you're clever... tut tut
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    Aug 20, 2008 2:15 AM GMT
    I could take 25 little ones!

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    Aug 20, 2008 2:38 AM GMT
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    thanks for this
  • EricLA

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    Aug 20, 2008 3:18 AM GMT
    ActiveAndFit saidI guess you didn't see children of the corn eh?



    I think we need to introduce Children of the Corn to Cornholio.
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    Aug 20, 2008 3:22 AM GMT
    joggerva saidThat's pretty funny.

    According to this quiz, I couldn't take 20... I'm just too nice, haha.

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    I can take 25. I guess I had fewer moral issues about taking on the little snots.
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    Aug 20, 2008 3:23 AM GMT
    EricLA saidI think we need to introduce Children of the Corn to Cornholio.
    OK, you asked for it!
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    Aug 20, 2008 3:28 AM GMT
    ActiveAndFit said
    EricLA saidI think we need to introduce Children of the Corn to Cornholio.
    OK, you asked for it!


    Wow. I was hoping someone would post a vid, but that's a LOT of Cornholing.
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    Aug 20, 2008 4:26 AM GMT
    I HAVE to read this later...just not now.
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    Aug 20, 2008 4:38 AM GMT
    Simple, stick you finger in your nose, pull it out, hold your finger out to them and say; "back off, I have a booger here and I know how to use it!"

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    Aug 20, 2008 5:09 AM GMT
    John43620 saidSimple, stick you finger in your nose, pull it out, hold your finger out to them and say; "back off, I have a booger here and I know how to use it!"



    You're obviously speaking from experience. Brilliant strategy.
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    Aug 20, 2008 6:54 AM GMT
    hell to the yes.

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    Aug 20, 2008 12:57 PM GMT
    Sweet, death to the little brats.

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    Aug 27, 2008 6:09 AM GMT
    My grandmother had 19 children and was a crusty, old bitch until she died. Loved her even more because she was ornery.

    I think it was " FEAR", she could make a pit bull terrier quiver.icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 27, 2008 6:08 PM GMT
    Why would want to fight TWENTY children?! icon_eek.gif

    That's suicide!
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    Aug 27, 2008 6:10 PM GMT
    always wear a condom and yet again, one less thing to be afraid of icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 27, 2008 6:32 PM GMT
    LOL, OMG!

    That is the most hilarious thing I've read in a VERY long time. It's SO wrong, but I can't stop laughing!! I posted it on MySpace!!
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    Right ON!! I could take the 20!!icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 27, 2008 6:33 PM GMT
    I read a similar post like this somewhere else. I think the conditions were a little different, like "how many five year olds could you take in a fenced off basketball court" or something. Most novel suggestion I saw was to grab two kids and swing them, effectively extending your reach, using the little buggers against their own.

    I should be doing homework or something.
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    Aug 27, 2008 6:55 PM GMT
    EricLA saidOK, I found this on Digg, and just had to share. The answer on groin attacks had me laughing out loud:


    If you do get struck in the groin, under no circumstances should you place your hand on your genitals to massage away the pain - touching your privates while surrounded by minors is illegal in many states, and frowned upon in the rest.

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