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OK, I found this on Digg, and just had to share. The answer on groin attacks had me laughing out loud:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/08/19/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/

So. How would you win a fight against twenty children? I'd use Wii nunchucks.

That's hilarious. Thanks for sharing! I sent it to some of my demented friends.

I guess you didn't see children of the corn eh?

That's pretty funny.

According to this quiz, I couldn't take 20... I'm just too nice, haha.

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oh please... you people have got to get it together:

i'm drunk enough to share this...


i figured out a way to be done with 200 ratlings in one day when i was a high school teacher: cookies and punch.

the gluttonous monsters wouldn't be able to eat enough.

i had a dance studio at the high school with it's own storage rooms. the studio was in a wing separate from the rest of the school. the administration was completley useless in terms of paper work: attendance wasn't compiled until the next day. no one would miss the little bastards from one class to the next.

if i poisoned the little monkeys one class at a time all day long i'd be home eating steak by the time the sirens caught up. i put in my letter of resignation the next day.

really. and you people think you're clever... tut tut

That's all very cute and all.
But I don't mess around. I'd simply use them little buggers as target practice for my highly advanced new and improved Oozy 9MM.....

This 'll keep 'em quiet and heeding.

I could take 25 little ones!

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thanks for this

ActiveAndFit saidI guess you didn't see children of the corn eh?

I think we need to introduce Children of the Corn to Cornholio.

joggerva saidThat's pretty funny.

According to this quiz, I couldn't take 20... I'm just too nice, haha.

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I can take 25. I guess I had fewer moral issues about taking on the little snots.

EricLA saidI think we need to introduce Children of the Corn to Cornholio.

OK, you asked for it!

ActiveAndFit said

EricLA saidI think we need to introduce Children of the Corn to Cornholio.

OK, you asked for it!

Wow. I was hoping someone would post a vid, but that's a LOT of Cornholing.

I HAVE to read this later...just not now.

Simple, stick you finger in your nose, pull it out, hold your finger out to them and say; "back off, I have a booger here and I know how to use it!"

John43620 saidSimple, stick you finger in your nose, pull it out, hold your finger out to them and say; "back off, I have a booger here and I know how to use it!"

You're obviously speaking from experience. Brilliant strategy.

hell to the yes.

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Sweet, death to the little brats.

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My grandmother had 19 children and was a crusty, old bitch until she died. Loved her even more because she was ornery.

I think it was " FEAR", she could make a pit bull terrier quiver.

Why would want to fight TWENTY children?!

That's suicide!

always wear a condom and yet again, one less thing to be afraid of

LOL, OMG!

That is the most hilarious thing I've read in a VERY long time. It's SO wrong, but I can't stop laughing!! I posted it on MySpace!!



Just for giggles too:
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Right ON!! I could take the 20!!

I read a similar post like this somewhere else. I think the conditions were a little different, like "how many five year olds could you take in a fenced off basketball court" or something. Most novel suggestion I saw was to grab two kids and swing them, effectively extending your reach, using the little buggers against their own.

I should be doing homework or something.