Is there a piece of dialogue from a movie/television show that you can recite word from word.

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    Sep 04, 2012 10:46 PM GMT
    From my favorite Ugly Betty episode (Season 3, Sister On The Verge of a Nervous Breakdown)

    Hilda: And you always make me feel like everything I do isn't good enough. Like if I don't do things your way, then I don't love Papi...

    Betty: When have I said that?!

    Hilda: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY, IT'S HOW YOU ACT!! It's just like when mom got sick, everything had to be your way.

    Betty: Hilda, when mom got sick you were off with Santos or wherever and I had to stay home and take care of Papi.

    Hilda: Like I'm doing now?! You got your job, your apartment. WHERE ARE YOU?!

    Betty: WHERE AM I?! I am here, I have been here EVERYDAY! Do you have any idea what I had to give up to be here

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    Sep 04, 2012 10:47 PM GMT
    that was boring
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    Sep 04, 2012 10:47 PM GMT
    dude, you're fake
    why even bother making new threads?
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    Sep 04, 2012 10:56 PM GMT
    Not a TV show, but I do remember Jenna Marbles' "What Nicki Minaj Wants in a Man" video.

    It's Nicki Minaj.
    You know, I think I'm a difficult person to dat because there's so mane of me. I mean there's plain nicki Minaj and that's me. And then there's Roman, whos very arrrharrahrarar, and then there's Martha, who's Roman's mother, and she's very proper. And she lives in the UK, which has absolutely nothing to do with anything at all.
    And then there's Barbie with the high pitched soft voice. So it's all lke yum yum yum, nuts, beef rosted on your face. Do you wanna taste? Because your dick looks like it's from outer space.
    People have a hard time understanting who I am.
    Because sometimes I don't even know who I am, I don't even know who I am!
    Not to mention, my last name is Minaj, so people think I want to date a woman.
    But I don't
    I wanna motherfucking monster cock!
    So, so I'm order to date me, I, I need a man, a real man. First of all, you have to able to handle the ass. 'Cause you know, I'd be packin' it. {Booty pops}
    Do you like the way I drop it daddy?
    I said do you like it!
    I need someone who knows that I'm like six different people, and how to treat all of them.
    Nicki likes to menage. Ah, ah, you like that?
    Martha likes to be treated like a lady. Oh. Oh, that feel splendid.
    Barbie likes to be dominated. {Coughs}
    Roman really likes to get kinky! Harder! Harder! I said fuck me harder! Nicki mad, Nicki smash. Dick! Woooo!
    So until I find a man who can handle me, y'know, all of me... I'm gonna be alone!
    And I'll keep rapping abut things that don't really make sense, butI'll use a lot of espreallylikeit!
    Because I'm a badass bitch. Just like your mother.
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    Sep 05, 2012 12:18 AM GMT
    From Conan The Barbarian:

    "Crom! I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom; so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!"

    "All the gods, they cannot sever us. If I were dead and you were still fighting for life, I'd come back from the darkness. Back from the pit of hell to fight at your side."

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    Sep 05, 2012 12:27 AM GMT
    Entire episodes 1-3 of Mary Tyler Moore Show...as well as a couple other choice episodes, including the one where Sue Ann Nivens' character is introduced...Seen these episodes a hundred times each at least since I was 15, 20 years ago.
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    Sep 05, 2012 12:28 AM GMT
    From Darker than black Season 2:

    Hei: Why are you crying?
    suo:I don't know.
    Hei: you're going to have to lie if you want to be a contractor
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    Sep 05, 2012 12:45 AM GMT
    Crank_Eastwood said
    NJVetteGuy77 saidEntire episodes 1-3 of Mary Tyler Moore Show...as well as a couple other choice episodes, including the one where Sue Ann Nivens' character is introduced...Seen theses episodes a hundred time each at least since I was 15, 20 years ago.


    Mr. Grant: How many reasons can there be?
    Mary: 65
    Mr Grant (coffee spit take): The typing question!
    Mary: Yes
    Mr. Grant: Look, miss, would you mind answering the questions as I ask them?

    .......

    Mr. Grant: You know what? You've got spunk...
    Mary: (nods) well, yes...
    Mr Grant: I hate spunk!!
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    Sep 05, 2012 12:48 AM GMT
    Dr. Eve "I don't give a shit about nice Earl!!!"
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    Sep 05, 2012 12:48 AM GMT
    ahh fresh meat..
    Amanda Thrip. what are those?

    whats wat?

    hanging down by your ears.

    you mean my pigtails?

    are you a pig Amanda? do i allow pigs in my school?

    my mommy thinks there sweet.

    your mommy, is a TWIT. i want you to chop those off tommorow or i will [ bu-but]...what! did u say but? ill give you but!

    I <3 Matilda icon_smile.gif

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    Sep 05, 2012 12:54 AM GMT
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    Sep 05, 2012 1:18 AM GMT
    mac-p and i can quote mean girls and bon qui qui verbatim
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    Sep 05, 2012 1:52 AM GMT
    I can sing just about every sing verbatim from the musical episode of Buffy. My bff and I used to get drunk and sing Xander and Anya's duet.
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    Sep 05, 2012 1:55 AM GMT
    "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
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    Sep 05, 2012 1:57 AM GMT
    The prologue of Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring...I've had it memorized since it was first realized in 2001. Love those films!
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    Sep 05, 2012 2:01 AM GMT
    spacemagic saidI can sing just about every sing verbatim from the musical episode of Buffy. My bff and I used to get drunk and sing Xander and Anya's duet.


    I love that one! who would have thought Tara, of all people, could sing like an angel icon_eek.gif
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    Sep 05, 2012 2:06 AM GMT
    -I don't understand why it's so difficult to confirm an appoint.

    -I Know. I'm s sorry Miranda. I actually did confi...

    -Tales of your incompetence do not interest me. Tell Simone I'm not going to approve that girl she sent me for the Brazilian layout. I asked for clean, athletic, smiley, she sent me dirty, tired, and paunchy. Then RSVP, yes, Michael Koors party. I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up and 9:45 SHARP. Then call Natalie at Gloria's foods and tell her no, for the 40th time NO, I don't want duck bars, I want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote. Then call my ex-husband and remind him that parent teacher conference is at Daltoner tonight. Then call my husband, and ask him to meet me at the place I went to with Marsi Bo (some unpronounceable name). Also tell Richard I saw all the pictures that he sent for that feature on the female paratrooper and they were all so deeply unattractive. Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, female paratrooper?

    -No

    -Am I reaching for the stars?

    -No

    -Not really. Also tell I need to see all that Nigel has pulled for Gweneth's second cover try. I wonder if she's lost any of that weight yet. Who is that?
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    Sep 05, 2012 2:07 AM GMT
    Ida: Oh Ernie, have another pretzel for chrissake. Wait until you meet my little Gator. You two are going to fall right in love.

    Ernie: My dear, I hope so. Are you sure he's gay?

    Ida: Well I just use common sense, I mean, if they're smart, they're queer and if they're stupid, they're straight, right Ernie? Are you sure you won't have another pretzel?

    Ernie: I'm sure, Miss Thing, I'm sure. Pretzels give you plaque.
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    Sep 05, 2012 2:09 AM GMT
    What's that russlin' I hear?

    That ain't nothin' but that red silk petticoat you done bought me.

    I don't believe it. Let me see. Lift up your skirt.

    Massa Rhett, you is bad. Good lawdy! He HEEEEE!
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    Sep 05, 2012 2:11 AM GMT
    I stumble naked through the ruins, back towards blander, less complicated confections, leaving in my wake a trail of rainbow CARNAGE!
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    Sep 05, 2012 2:12 AM GMT
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    Mawege . . .
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    Sep 05, 2012 2:15 AM GMT
    It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them hospitality.
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    Sep 05, 2012 2:15 AM GMT
    We get up at twelve and start to work at one, take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done. Jolly good fun.
    Actually I can quote most of The Wizard of Oz. But don't judge me.
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    Sep 05, 2012 2:17 AM GMT
    I know most of Chris Tucker's lines in "Rush Hour 2"
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    Sep 05, 2012 2:21 AM GMT
    It's a big, pretty white plane, with curtains in the windows...and WHEELS. It looks like a big tylenol.