Ever packed a dildo for a plane?

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    Sep 06, 2012 7:34 AM GMT
    I'm wondering... hahaha... i've got a dildo and a fleshlight... carry on or check?icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 06, 2012 8:19 AM GMT
    I've never taken my dildoes or Fleshjack on a flight, only ever condoms, lube and cockrings!
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    Sep 06, 2012 9:06 AM GMT
    No but take out any batteries! it can cause a stir if it actually turns on. icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 06, 2012 7:54 PM GMT
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    Sep 07, 2012 12:59 AM GMT
    Carry-on for easy access in case your flight is delayed or your plane is detained on the tarmac.
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    Sep 07, 2012 5:46 AM GMT


    http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/8-famous-dildo-scenes-for-those-without-a-date-on-valentines-day/
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    Sep 07, 2012 5:54 AM GMT
    I bought my first and only dildo recently (a Johnny Hazzard dick replica). I went with his dick because it's resonable and i'm only experimenting ..and the tip is smaller.. however it never occured to me the idea of having travel with it. Which is sorta grody and super embarassing if i were to be next to TSA agent when they have to see it.. however if i it carry on.. i guess they will only see it in the x ray machine display... To which I could take an erasable marker or lip stick and scrawl "Wasssup!" on it. "or suck me bitch" however that might prompt me to get stopped. So checked it goes.
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    Sep 07, 2012 6:07 AM GMT
    I say check it, because who cares if they see it. You'll never see those people again. Plus if they inquire about it, you should whip it in their face and have it flop all over. It'd be more embarrassing for them to think that they cannot discern between a bomb and a modeled penis.

    Btw I bet ladies bring vibrators and dildos all the time.
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    Sep 07, 2012 1:06 PM GMT
    I have carried a studded, red cock ring (strap?) on flights by accident. icon_lol.gif

    Was relieved when I saw it in my bag after a trip that TSA didn't call me out.