“They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster”

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    Sep 07, 2012 10:16 PM GMT
    http://deadspin.com/5941348/they-wont-magically-turn-you-into-a-lustful-cockmonster-chris-kluwe-explains-gay-marriage-to-the-politician-who-is-offended-by-an-nfl-player-supporting-it
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    Sep 07, 2012 10:44 PM GMT
    Edward C Burns, Jr. is fucking bitch. It is very sad this is someone on Maryland's House of Delegates civil rights commission.
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    Sep 07, 2012 10:48 PM GMT
    Here is a copy of the letter to Raven's owner Steve Bisciotti:

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    Sep 07, 2012 10:57 PM GMT
    1. Good on ya, Mr. Kluwe!
    2. Alas, Mr. Burns is far from the only otherwise-intelligent Black American who feels "civil rights" don't count when we're talking about gay people.
    3. Lord knows, if I had the power to turn straight men into lustful cockmonsters, I'd have gone to Chris Hemsworth's house a long time ago. icon_smile.gif
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    Sep 07, 2012 11:15 PM GMT
    Abracadabra! Be a lustful cockmonster!

    Shazzam! Be a lustful cockmonster!

    Ibbiddie boo! Be a lustful cockmonster!

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    ....damn....nothing
  • calibro

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    Sep 08, 2012 12:44 AM GMT
    chris kluwe is so amazing i gotta fap to his awesomeness
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    Sep 08, 2012 1:58 AM GMT
    Caslon20000 saidAbracadabra! Be a lustful cockmonster!

    Shazzam! Be a lustful cockmonster!

    Ibbiddie boo! Be a lustful cockmonster!

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    ....damn....nothing


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    Sep 08, 2012 2:03 AM GMT
    "Lustful Cockmonster"

    Ooooo! I like the sound of that. Zexy!
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    Sep 08, 2012 2:04 AM GMT
    active_athlete said
    Caslon20000 saidAbracadabra! Be a lustful cockmonster!

    Shazzam! Be a lustful cockmonster!

    Ibbiddie boo! Be a lustful cockmonster!

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    ....damn....nothing


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    Come on, try harder! Lol
  • Timbales

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    Sep 08, 2012 2:08 AM GMT
    the world needs more lusty cock monsters
  • DCguy2001

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    Sep 08, 2012 5:53 AM GMT
    In addition to being a great guy for standing up for gay marriage, Chris Kluwe is kinda hot:

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    Sep 08, 2012 6:05 AM GMT
    While the excessive amount of swearing makes him seem a bid childish, all of his points are exceptionally valid. I seriously hope to see that this next generation brings a shift within the culture to acceptance.
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    Sep 08, 2012 7:03 AM GMT
    Caslon20000 saidAbracadabra! Be a lustful cockmonster!

    Shazzam! Be a lustful cockmonster!

    Ibbiddie boo! Be a lustful cockmonster!

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    ....damn....nothing


    That's was brilliant!! I'm gonna try this on my lustful straight guys. I hope it works
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    Sep 10, 2012 12:37 PM GMT
    Other commentary from Mr. Kluwe, including: who did he refer to last month as "discriminatory fucknuggets", suggesting "they can choke on their chicken, for all I care"?

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2483731
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    Sep 10, 2012 1:03 PM GMT
    Caslon20000 saidAbracadabra! Be a lustful cockmonster!

    Shazzam! Be a lustful cockmonster!

    Ibbiddie boo! Be a lustful cockmonster!

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    ....damn....nothing

    ....think I haz one hiding in my bed? /scurred!
  • rnch

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    Sep 10, 2012 1:14 PM GMT
    Timbales saidthe world needs more lusty cock monsters





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    Sep 10, 2012 1:38 PM GMT

    I don't see what the problem is, after all most straight men are cocky lustmonsters, so it's all good. icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 10, 2012 1:39 PM GMT
    Mr. Kluwe's prose to Mr. Burns is certainly colorful:

    ...narcissistic fromunda stain. (What does that even mean? It's the combining of smegma with narcissism that stumps me)

    Mindfucking obscenely hypocritical...

    Holy fucking shitballs...

    ...the magnitude of the colossal foot in mouth clusterfuck you so brazenly unleashed...

    ...shove it in your close-minded, totally lacking in empathy piehole and choke on it. Asshole.


    I think Mr. Kluwe should be invited to join RealJock, he'd be an instant star in our forums. icon_wink.gif
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Sep 10, 2012 2:34 PM GMT
    Chris Kluwe's letter to Emmett C. Burns Jr. was nothing short of brilliant. He just made me a Vikings fan.
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    Sep 10, 2012 2:58 PM GMT
    That was a good and witty response. Idiots should be called out on their bullshit.

    I'd also like to hear what the Ravens and Mr. Ayanbadejo will respond....

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    Sep 10, 2012 3:26 PM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ saidChris Kluwe's letter to Emmett C. Burns Jr. was nothing short of brilliant. He just made me a Vikings fan.
    Interesting............ and you were the one who was lambasting those who lambasted chick fil a.icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif
    Your hypocrisy knows no bounds.
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    Sep 10, 2012 4:01 PM GMT
    Caslon20000 saidAbracadabra! Be a lustful cockmonster!

    Shazzam! Be a lustful cockmonster!

    Ibbiddie boo! Be a lustful cockmonster!

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    ....damn....nothing



    SweetHeart, You forgot, twitch your nose then say the Spell. icon_biggrin.gif

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    Sep 10, 2012 4:14 PM GMT
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    CuriousJockAZ saidChris Kluwe's letter to Emmett C. Burns Jr. was nothing short of brilliant. He just made me a Vikings fan.
    Interesting............ and you were the one who was lambasting those who lambasted chick fil a.icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif
    Your hypocrisy knows no bounds.

    I've lambasted turkey on Thanksgiving - keeps it moist.
  • Slickdog21

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    Sep 10, 2012 4:21 PM GMT
    Chris Kluwe is now on my top 5 list of favorite athletes.
    Intelligent AND hot. Woot woot! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 10, 2012 7:22 PM GMT
    Just a itty bitty warning before we embrace ALL the Minnesota Vikings with open arms:

    http://deadspin.com/5916325/adrian-peterson-is-ranting-on-twitter-about-americas-godlessness

    A.P. on Twitter back in July@AdrianPeterson So I'm at whataburger in notice this sticker! A Question immediately came to mind

    @AdrianPeterson What happen to the pledge In Schools, before the day got started ??? ONE NATION UNDER GOD! What happen to that!!!

    @AdrianPeterson "@joelsimone:separtion of church n state. Not all people believe in God." Ok yeah but that's not what our Country was founded on!

    @AdrianPeterson Our Country was founded on Christianity! Maybe things wouldn't be so Crazy if we stuck to those christian Principles!

    @AdrianPeterson And I do understand to each its own! I have family members who are non believers, Gay,muslin etc! To each its own I agree.

    @AdrianPeterson My belief just tells me different! I still have love for them in spite, because I'm no Angel myself ! I'm not quick to judge base off my

    @AdrianPeterson Life experiences I know how hard it is to walking in the right direction on a daily basics

    @AdrianPeterson But again To Each its own right! I'm just speaking my mind People! No need to be disrespect! Its all love over here


    It's all "love"...

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