Air beds.

  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Sep 12, 2012 7:27 AM GMT
    What are the best and worst air beds are there?What eco friendly air beds
    are there? What are air beds that are made of eco friendly materials?What
    are low cost air beds are there?What air beds are for apartment renters?
    What air beds are there for masculine men?What air beds are there for
    big men?What air beds are there for gay men?What are the best and worst
    places to buy air beds?
  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Sep 12, 2012 7:47 AM GMT
    I hate water beds.Air beds is all I can afford for a bed right now with my own
    income level.I live on low income and disability money.that's why I'm asking
    about air beds.
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    Sep 12, 2012 8:12 AM GMT
    yourname2000 saidI'm still not
    sure I understand
    what you mean by an
    air bed though. Because
    what I'm thinking of wouldn't
    cost you anything...it would just
    be air. Do you have a set budget
    in mind? Because if you do, perhaps
    that would be a better place to start.
    If you have $200 to spend, maybe
    there is a perfect bed that isn't
    made out of air for you to
    look at instead. Is this
    for guests or is this
    going to be your
    main bed?


    Your paragraph is too pretty and symmetrically balanced to be a proper parody.
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    Sep 12, 2012 8:33 AM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    Ariodante saidYour paragraph is too pretty and symmetrically balanced to be a proper parody.

          What can
    I say. I'm not very
        good at this


    you're not doing
    it right it has to be all random
    and jagged and not pretty and symmetrical
    because then it looks
    like it has more purpose than the paragraph
    is supposed to have it has to look disheveled
    and weird and run on like you grabbed a bunch
    of twine and baseball bat beat the shit out of and
    tied up a regular
    paragraph until it looks like a mouse
    snuck in at night and bit the edges and corners off
    a normal post.
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    Sep 12, 2012 8:45 AM GMT
    yourname2000 saidOkay Ariodante...how's this:

                              I've had
                one of those guest beds that
      you pump up --camping bed style. But you
    can't use that like a normal, everyday mattress.
      It just won't last very long. So it wouldn't be
              a good idea for your main bed
                              because
            you'd be replacing it all the time.
    I bought a great inexpensive but permanent
    mattress from a hardware store on special that
      was made out of regular foam --8" think so
          it fit normal sheets and stuff. That's a
              way better idea I think for you.
                            Your call.


    STOP IT YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!! icon_cry.gif
  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Sep 12, 2012 1:01 PM GMT
    I have an used bed as a main bed that I have been sleeping on since last winter
    and it is falling a part on me very slowly.i just have a bed mattress.so I'm gonna get an air bed to put on top of it.I will only have other gay single men
    for sleepovers at home.I won't have relatives or women or girls or kids or pets
    bisexual guys or closeted guys or feminine guys or straight guys for sleep
    overs at my home ever.
  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Sep 12, 2012 1:07 PM GMT
    I live in an one bedroom apartment,so I don't have room for a guest bed
    right now.i'm gonna use an air bed as a bed for the rest of this year.I can
    not afford a regular bed right now.I'm not willing to get myself another used
    bed.I hate used beds.i have been sleeping on used beds as an adult or as
    a single man ever since 1993 after I graduated from high school.I'm tired of
    sleeping on used beds all the time.
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    Sep 12, 2012 1:12 PM GMT
    this thread reminded me of
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  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Sep 12, 2012 1:17 PM GMT
    With my income low level i can not afford to buy myself a regular apartmnt
    bed right now.That's why I'm gonna get myself an air bed this week.Is Walmart a good place to buy air beds at all?
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    Sep 12, 2012 1:55 PM GMT
    I had a deluxe size airbed last year. Honestly I think it's only meant to be used once in a blue if you have company or something. When I used it as a regular bed I can almost expect to wake up like a hot dog within 3 months because it's so easy to get a hole
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    Sep 12, 2012 1:56 PM GMT
    How tall and heavy are the masculine gay guys that you plan on having over!?....
    Do you plan on having sex on this bed..??..
    You have to consider that sex on on air bed can be limited..!
    Also , Machodude..What are some of the positions you plan on doing on this bed..???..This really cound mean the difference between a $60 or a $150 air bed!
    Good Luck.. icon_biggrin.gif
  • camfer

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    Sep 12, 2012 1:59 PM GMT
    Walmart is not a good place to buy an air bed. I bought an
    air bed at Walmart for camping and it did not last at all. It
    was flat within ten nights and then I tried patching
    it and the patch didn't hold at all. You should buy a foam
    mattress because they are also not expensive and they will not leak
    on you even if you are a big gay macho dude. If you have have other gay guys
    over to your apartment a foam mattress will work better
    than any air mattress.
  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Sep 12, 2012 2:01 PM GMT
    They are gonna be strong guys,athletic guys,muscle guys and other healthy
    guys.i'm not into fat guys or obese guys or super chubby guys or any unhealthy guys at all.i'm a very health conscious guy these days.I'm not
    into wild sex at all.i can not have wild sex in an apartment.i'm only have
    quiet sex and mild sex at home.
  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Sep 12, 2012 2:04 PM GMT
    Do foam mattresses cost the same as air beds?
  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Sep 12, 2012 2:23 PM GMT
    What are the best and worst places to buy foam mattresses
    at?
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    Sep 12, 2012 2:33 PM GMT
    Well you can get a nice firm foam mattress for $200+

    This will be better for you Macho... I thought hi-tech guys loved freaky sex..
    i am not saying you have to be LOUD and noisy!..

    There are too many positions you can't do on an air matress!

    1) The Jerk pork..
    2) The Twizzler..
    3) The Pogo Stick..
    4) The Titanic..
    5) The Monster Mash..
    6) The Oval office..
    7) The Lunar Landing..
    8.) The "99"..
    9) The Cross Bow..
    10) The Dick Cheyney <--that's when he shoots in your face! ..And you have to apologize. icon_eek.gif

    You are on to something Biggaymachodude..Get a foam Matress..!
    Good luck!
  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Sep 12, 2012 2:34 PM GMT
    What are the best stores to buy low cost foam mattresses at and why?
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    Sep 12, 2012 2:36 PM GMT
    a mattress filled with sailboat fuel is the best thing for macho guys masculine guys high tech guys muscly guys especially for pajama parties with macho guys masculine guys high tech guys muscly guys mattress should be labeled accordingly ' fill only with sailboat fuel for use only by macho guys masculine guys high tech guys muscly guys'
  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Sep 12, 2012 2:38 PM GMT
    I love wild sex but not at home since I live in an apartment building.I don't
    want my crazy straight neighbors to hear me.Most of my neighbors are
    drama freaks,smokers and college students.I live in a college neighbor.I
    don't and I won't party with my neighbors at all.i'm allergic to second hand
    smoke.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Sep 12, 2012 2:41 PM GMT
    Don't get an air matress, you will regret it. they don't last long eventually it will get a hole and you would be able to keep air in it. Instead, buy your self foam or sponge chairs that unfold into a matress.
    ... yes I am speaking from experience.
  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Sep 12, 2012 2:43 PM GMT
    What eco friendly foam mattresses are there?What foam mattress are there
    for men?What foam mattresses for masculine men?What foam mattresses
    are there for big men?What foam mattresses are there for single men?What
    foam mattresses for gay men?
  • AMoonHawk

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    Sep 12, 2012 2:47 PM GMT
    GAYBIGMACHODUDE1972 saidWhat eco friendly foam mattresses are there?What foam mattress are there
    for men?What foam mattresses for masculine men?What foam mattresses
    are there for big men?What foam mattresses are there for single men?What
    foam mattresses for gay men?

    You won't find anything eco friendly at walmart (unless you're buying food). So just buy the biggest memory foam one they sell in the box.
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    Sep 12, 2012 2:49 PM GMT
    Ok so for your area..

    http://www.americanfreight.us/wisconsin-mattress-discounters-warehouse-outlet-stores-wisconsin-wi.html

    http://steinhafels.com/findus/mattress.aspx

    http://www.verlo.com/

    http://www.furnitureappliancemart.com/mattress.aspx

    http://www.mattressdiscountwarehouse.com/

    http://www.backtobed.com/locations/back-to-bed-mattress-store-kenosha-wisconsin/
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    Sep 12, 2012 2:53 PM GMT
    does memory foam help you remember the name of your trick after sex? does memory foam help with that awkward situation? after sex and you can't remember the name of the macho guy, masculine guy, high tech guy, active guy, gay single guy does the memory foam kick in so you remember?
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    Sep 12, 2012 2:59 PM GMT
    Justim saiddoes memory foam help you remember the name of your trick after sex? does memory foam help with that awkward situation? after sex and you can't remember the name of the macho guy, masculine guy, high tech guy, active guy, gay single guy does the memory foam kick in so you remember?

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    Tim..Behave..! icon_confused.gif