Right-Wing Catch Phrases Translated

  • metta

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    Sep 13, 2012 6:24 PM GMT
    Right-Wing Catch Phrases Translated


    http://samuel-warde.com/2012/07/right-wing-catch-phrases-translated/


    Activist Judge: Any judge attempting to protect the rights of minorities or the disadvantaged, particularly homosexuals

    Alternative Energy Resources: deregulated federal parks, forests and wilderness areas and any other new place to explore for oil

    Bible based: Anything in the Bible supporting the right-wing agenda

    Civil Liberties: Unnecessary privileges – especially those sought by God-hating, baby-killing, elitist liberals who loves socialism

    Civil Right: The guarantee of equal rights to everyone as embodied in the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution (excludes those invoked by gays, women, minorities and the poor and otherwise disadvantaged)

    Class Warfare: Any attempt to raise minimum wage or taxes on the wealthy

    Energy Independence: the wildlife relocation program

    Faith Based Initiative: Payoffs to the Conservative Christian Right

    Free Markets: No-bid contracts to Halliburton and other friends of the GOP and Tea Party

    Gun Control: Your trigger finger

    The Homosexual Agenda: Homosexual exercising free speech; destruction of the planet earth as we know it

    Liberal Media Bias: The facts do not fit our narrative

    Pro-Family Politician: Any divorced congressman late on child custody payments who is against gay marriage and gay adoption

    Pro-Life: The strongly felt belief in the absolute sanctity of human life beginning at conception (or before if you live in Arizona). However, this belief is suspended for the lower class when they reach the age of military service, for abortion doctors, or pinky liberal socialist commies from Kenya (not saying any names…..)

    Religious Freedom: The right to spread conservative held literalist Biblical beliefs
    The Return to Traditional Values: Restoration of classic beliefs such as public lynching and women’s servitude

    Shared Sacrifice: Lower salaries and benefits for the working class and lower taxes for the wealthy

    Staying the Course: Doing the same thing over again expecting the same results

    Traditional Family Values: Marriage is a man and a woman only, gays cannot adopt, women should be barefoot in the kitchen

    Voter Fraud: Any significant voter turnout by minorities, women or the poor

    Women’s Reproductive Health Services: A deeply personal medical decision made between a woman and her legislators
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    Sep 13, 2012 8:43 PM GMT
    Can you back up any of those viewpoints? Pundits on the right can and have done exactly the same thing.
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    Sep 13, 2012 11:57 PM GMT
    Single Issue Voters:

    Oh, you mean my denied civil rights?