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The Perfect Thread
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Sep 14, 2012 2:47 AM GMT
What does it take to create the perfect thread? Something that people will be talking about for days? Something where you log off Real Jock, think of something interesting to say, and so you rush to the nearest computer to post it. Does it involve naked men? Asian people? Cute dogs? Israel? Hmm.....


Let's create one!!!
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Sep 14, 2012 2:50 AM GMT
Gay-oriented pop culture referencing gifs which relate to the thread.

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Sep 14, 2012 2:53 AM GMT
Needs pictures of me arm wrestling bears and breaking twinks in half. Also, bacon... Lots if it.
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Sep 14, 2012 2:53 AM GMT
Thanks for posting guys!!!
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Sep 14, 2012 2:54 AM GMT
If pandering for easy views constitutes perfect threadmaking you're already there:

http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2668116/

I never had the knack for making threads that were sufficiently mindless or controversial to be popular.
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Sep 14, 2012 2:54 AM GMT
"Last person who posts.."

I believe that one particular thread lasted longer than the person that started it.
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Sep 14, 2012 2:57 AM GMT
eagermuscle saidIf pandering for easy views constitutes perfect threadmaking you're already there:

http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2668116/

I never had the knack for making threads that were sufficiently mindless or controversial to be popular.


Well thank you for that Hilary RUDEham Clinton.

And my threads prove to be very popular thank you very much, again.


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Sep 14, 2012 3:00 AM GMT
jmusmc85 said


And my threads prove to be very popular thank you very much, again.




That's because you secretly put out behind the threads.

Oops
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Sep 14, 2012 3:01 AM GMT
Also, the perfect thread needs porn.

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Sep 14, 2012 3:02 AM GMT
jmusmc85 said
eagermuscle saidIf pandering for easy views constitutes perfect threadmaking you're already there:

http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2668116/

I never had the knack for making threads that were sufficiently mindless or controversial to be popular.


Well thank you for that Hilary RUDEham Clinton.

And my threads prove to be very popular thank you very much, again.



You are taking this way too seriously. Did I take you to task for questioning my integrity when you suggested that I had to provide pics to prove something happened?

http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2665073/

No, I provided the pics. Lighten up and accept the compliment that I gave - that you already know how to create perfect, popular threads.
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Sep 14, 2012 3:02 AM GMT
xrichx saidAlso, the perfect thread needs porn.



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Sep 14, 2012 3:02 AM GMT
and sexy animated gifs

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Sep 14, 2012 3:03 AM GMT
eagermuscle said
jmusmc85 said
eagermuscle saidIf pandering for easy views constitutes perfect threadmaking you're already there:

http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2668116/

I never had the knack for making threads that were sufficiently mindless or controversial to be popular.


Well thank you for that Hilary RUDEham Clinton.

And my threads prove to be very popular thank you very much, again.



You are taking this way too seriously. Did I take you to task for questioning my integrity when you suggested that I had to provide pics to prove something happened?

http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2665073/

No, I provided the pics. Lighten up and accept the compliment that I gave - that you already know how to create perfect, popular threads.


You are oddly turning me on right now.
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Sep 14, 2012 3:04 AM GMT
Ariodante saidand sexy animated gifs



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Sep 14, 2012 3:05 AM GMT
jmusmc85 said
Ariodante saidand sexy animated gifs





Lmao. +D Oh Brittney.
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Sep 14, 2012 3:05 AM GMT
Don't forget a cross-eyed Zeb Atlas with very questionable hair slamming a twink



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Sep 14, 2012 3:06 AM GMT

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Sep 14, 2012 3:06 AM GMT
Ariodante saidDon't forget a cross-eyed Zeb Atlas with very questionable hair slamming a twink





I love his body and wouldn't mind receiving a good slamming but.. what's with that face?

WHERE IS THIS VIDEO? I MUST SEE IT.
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Sep 14, 2012 3:08 AM GMT
jmusmc85 said
eagermuscle said
jmusmc85 said
eagermuscle saidIf pandering for easy views constitutes perfect threadmaking you're already there:

http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2668116/

I never had the knack for making threads that were sufficiently mindless or controversial to be popular.


Well thank you for that Hilary RUDEham Clinton.

And my threads prove to be very popular thank you very much, again.



You are taking this way too seriously. Did I take you to task for questioning my integrity when you suggested that I had to provide pics to prove something happened?

http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2665073/

No, I provided the pics. Lighten up and accept the compliment that I gave - that you already know how to create perfect, popular threads.


You are oddly turning me on right now.


That's 'cause I'm jealous since I lack the stuff of online popularity. Jealousy's a turn-on for lots of guys! ;)
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Sep 14, 2012 3:09 AM GMT
Zeb is a perfect example of a guy who I would let turn me out 6 days till Sunday, but I wouldn't find him relationship material.
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Sep 14, 2012 3:14 AM GMT
Everyone needs to be able to weigh in regardless of knowledge or intelligence.

Can't be political or it will devolve into a flame war in no time flat.

Examples:
What do you do when someone cruises you in the gym? (always popular)

You walk in on people fooling around in the sauna of your gym. What do you do?

Why do we treat each other like shit?

Why do these threads only come up after my bedtime? By tomorrow morning there will be hundreds of posts and nobody will care for my contributions. Waaahhhh.
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Sep 14, 2012 3:28 AM GMT
I know I'm new and all that but I thought I read somewhere on the forum rules that you're not allow to post nudes except in the adult section?

And they're staring at me in this thread....
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Sep 14, 2012 3:32 AM GMT
JOOU saidI know I'm new and all that but I thought I read somewhere on the forum rules that you're not allow to post nudes except in the adult section?

And they're staring at me in this thread....


I'm a badass who breaks the rules.
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Sep 14, 2012 3:35 AM GMT
JOOU saidI know I'm new and all that but I thought I read somewhere on the forum rules that you're not allow to post nudes except in the adult section?

And they're staring at me in this thread....


That's not actual porn as far as most of us sluts are concerned lol
Cant see any cock = not porn

PS Zeb looks out of it

And OP and Eager, go do it already, and send me pics I secretly want to be the meat in your sandwich.... well maybe not secretly anymore
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Sep 14, 2012 3:50 AM GMT
northoz said
JOOU saidI know I'm new and all that but I thought I read somewhere on the forum rules that you're not allow to post nudes except in the adult section?

And they're staring at me in this thread....


That's not actual porn as far as most of us sluts are concerned lol
Cant see any cock = not porn

PS Zeb looks out of it

And OP and Eager, go do it already, and send me pics I secretly want to be the meat in your sandwich.... well maybe not secretly anymore


I did see cock bouncing back and forth with that guy who is being fucked.
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