Gaydar saidW-what... what are they?
From 1993 to 1997 Ireland experienced a string of victories in the Eurovision Song contest, whilst in and of itself this would be considered a glorious victory for Ireland, first place comes with a price; the winning country must host the following years Eurovision.
The consecutive hosting duties put an incredible strain on the Irish economy and it's peoples moral, thus the JEWARD project was born.
The Irish government set out to create the most outlandish ridiculous show contenders by bioengineering pop babies John and Edward. The hopes would be that by entering the augmented twins would secure their own defeat in the contest and thus allow for Irelands economy to recover.
But in 2012 something unforeseen occurred, despite scientists best efforts The JEWARD started showing signs of dangerously high levels of popularity.
The Irish government promptly shut down the program and re-perposed JEWARD as a weapon against it's enemies.
It is unknown wether JEWARD's presence in NY should be considered as a threat or wether the JEWARD was dispatched there in an effort to teach it to adapt and absorb other similar projects such as the SNOOKIE.