@Skeptics and Rational Minds on Realjock

  • Delivis

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    Aug 21, 2008 9:17 PM GMT
    Let's use "The Secret" to our advantage!

    Let us use our collective conscious power to deal a blow against credulous thinking. Whenever you are not busy please imagine the thread in this forum about "the secret" disappearing. We can do it, make it vanish! Think hard! Computer coding on servers miles away will bend to our will! The universe will respond to our commands! Go forth and think hard oh ye rational minds of Realjock.
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    Aug 21, 2008 9:18 PM GMT
    I am thinking *very* *very* hard........ make it happen!
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    Aug 21, 2008 9:20 PM GMT
    you are so lucky you're cute ... or else .. we'd try to make you disappear icon_biggrin.gif

    (ya know I'm kidding ...)
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    Aug 21, 2008 10:35 PM GMT
    Delivis saidLet's use "The Secret" to our advantage!

    Let us use our collective conscious power to deal a blow against credulous thinking. Whenever you are not busy please imagine the thread in this forum about "the secret" disappearing. We can do it, make it vanish! Think hard! Computer coding on servers miles away will bend to our will! The universe will respond to our commands! Go forth and think hard oh ye rational minds of Realjock.


    That is fucking brilliant.

    Can we make the gay Republicans vanish too?
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    Aug 21, 2008 10:56 PM GMT
    Tres charmant.....................entropy at nearly the speed of light.
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    Aug 21, 2008 11:53 PM GMT
    Not you. Look, this is the same thread. Lets pick on Pattison, Gay Republicans, etc. I am as guilty as anyone, so I am in no position to point any fingers. However, couldn't we be a shred more cheerful?

    I mean, most of you guys are on this thing as much as me. It is a sort of online home away from home. Do we really want to live in some squalid reality show where we imagine people off of The Island?

    It really is a question. I am asking in all earnestness.

    Terry




    muchmorethanmuscle saidWhom might you be referring to Ursa?
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    Aug 22, 2008 12:05 AM GMT
    "Can we make the gay Republicans vanish too?"

    How bout we just wish them enlightenment? Some of them are sexy.
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    Aug 22, 2008 12:08 AM GMT
    Oh, all right, if y'all insist on being grownups, I take back my snark about gay Republicans. All that repression makes them really hot in bed, anyway.

    And I know this for a fact.
  • docmarvy

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    Aug 22, 2008 12:11 AM GMT
    Wait... if it's "The Secret" how come everybody knows about it?

    oh... because it's total bullshit. icon_razz.gif

    Except for Secret deodorant. That's real. And it's strong enough for a man.
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    Aug 22, 2008 12:11 AM GMT
    I will call upon the power of Zorgon

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    Aug 22, 2008 12:16 AM GMT
    And upon the power of hypnosis

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    Aug 22, 2008 12:19 AM GMT
    And Liberace (flying no less)



    oops! looks like Liberace flew the coop!icon_redface.gif
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    Aug 22, 2008 12:24 AM GMT
    Can you believe that, wasn't Liberace the limit?


  • Timbales

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    Aug 22, 2008 12:29 AM GMT
    I don't understand. huh.gif
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    Aug 22, 2008 12:32 AM GMT
    ursamajor saidCan you believe that, wasn't Liberace the limit?
    If you believe, there are no limits!
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    Aug 22, 2008 12:33 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidI don't understand. huh.gif
    Thats because it is a secret! icon_redface.gif
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    Aug 22, 2008 12:36 AM GMT
    We are turning our negativity in positive energy by making Liberace fly, planning fuck-a-republican-with-a-strap-on-dildo day, and other upbeat things.

    Liberace is upbeat!


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    Aug 22, 2008 12:43 AM GMT
    Google returns 8,650,000 photos of Cher.

    I chose this special family shot.


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    Chastity is very upbeat.

  • CAtoFL

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    Aug 22, 2008 1:19 AM GMT
    ursamajor saidGoogle returns 8,650,000 photos of Cher.

    I chose this special family shot.


    cherSPLASH_468x638.jpg


    Chastity is very upbeat.



    Oh wow, that's the guy from 'The King of Queens' on the right, isn't it?

    Alright, nevermind. In the spirit of happiness, I'll admit I know who it is. Sonny used to be our Mayor out here, after all.
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    Aug 22, 2008 1:42 AM GMT

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    How dare you try and use the power of the collective conscious for such trivial persuits! However, on an individual level, I have no problem asserting my powers. I mean, I did single mindedly compel some of RealJock's worst to...leave. No need for me to qualify them, you remember. But seriously, we are a team, there is no I in GAY. Isn't it time we stop all the petty sqaubbling and stand....as ONE?

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    Aug 22, 2008 2:45 AM GMT
    I can feel my credulity melting away. Wow, that's powerful stuff.
  • Delivis

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    Aug 22, 2008 2:55 AM GMT
    Damn, i didnt expect this thread to get this many replies.
  • DCEric

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    Aug 22, 2008 3:01 AM GMT
    Thought of this disappearing quote:

    "Your first husband also disappeared under mysterious circumstances."
    "But that was his job. He was an illusionist."
    "But he never reappeared!"
    "He wasn't a very good illusionist."

    Guess the movie and you get a prize... speaking of which, while we are making things vanish... can we get send my job into the great beyond, but not the salary?
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    Aug 22, 2008 3:16 AM GMT
    Delivis saidDamn, i didnt expect this thread to get this many replies.

    You'd get more if you opened it up to irrational people.
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    Aug 22, 2008 5:57 AM GMT

    Roses are red
    and don't grow in muck
    if you lived here
    I'd love to...icon_biggrin.gif