Your Porn star name (ok, so Realjock didn't have a "useless fact" section)

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    Sep 14, 2012 6:48 PM GMT
    Ok so I've heard that to figure out your pornstar name you take your middle name and the street you live on, so mine would be 'james stanyan'
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    Sep 14, 2012 6:59 PM GMT
    I don't have a middle name and I live on a numbered street...
  • uaeson

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    Sep 14, 2012 7:03 PM GMT
    oh i cant do this loooooooooooool i just cant icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 14, 2012 7:24 PM GMT
    Oh, come on it's just mindless fun! Sheesh! It's more interesting than posting why guys chrat or why gay men have sad eyes!
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    Sep 14, 2012 7:41 PM GMT
    David Ambleside.

    I'm not impressed.
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    Sep 14, 2012 7:42 PM GMT
    Haha!
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    Sep 15, 2012 1:52 AM GMT
    Luis Linwood. I think I like Luis Lin, or Luis Wood better than Luis Linwood icon_confused.gif
    Not bad though. Its kinda catchy. icon_biggrin.gif
    Thoughts anyoneicon_question.gif
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    Sep 15, 2012 4:45 AM GMT
    Lin....wood?
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    Sep 15, 2012 4:46 AM GMT
    Miikhiel Wade? o_O That sounds...weird.
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    Sep 15, 2012 6:09 AM GMT
    livstud2001 saidLin....wood?


    Well if the original name is Linwood, instead of using the full name, you just use part of it. Lin-Wood. Lin. Wood. .... Makes sense to me. Just take the part you want and leave the rest. I'm just looking for something more catchy than Linwood.
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    Sep 15, 2012 10:02 PM GMT
    pravin beckmeed just isn't a sexy name
  • HottJoe

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    Sep 16, 2012 5:53 AM GMT
    I'd be Andrew Otis.

    You can also take the name of your first pet and mother's maiden name, which for me would be Pepper Olson. icon_razz.gif
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    Sep 16, 2012 5:56 AM GMT
    HottJoe saidI'd be Andrew Otis.

    You can also take the name of your first pet and mother's maiden name, which for me would be Pepper Olson. icon_razz.gif


    o-o...

    Mine would be... "Nina/Payam/Fereydooni Jindani". That just sounds like a normal Persian name. D:

    I have three birds. :3

    Can't it be like.. the community you live in and the street?

    Then my porn name would be "Wade Vineyard" which makes me sound like a sexy/kinky Southern gent with hidden desire for being a cowboy. ;)
  • qd2009

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    Sep 16, 2012 6:03 AM GMT
    H. university?

    (ya, I'm on University avenue)
    bad
  • AMoonHawk

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    Sep 16, 2012 6:28 AM GMT
    I don't think you guy are doing this right. I think maybe you just use it as jump off point. Like
    'james stanyan' -> Jamie Stayon
    David Ambleside -> D. Bedside
    Luis Linwood -> Lie Onwood
    Miikhiel Wade -> Makehim Wate
    pravin beckmeed -> Craivin Buckseed
    Andrew Otis -> Endrue Ofist




  • kuroshiro

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    Sep 16, 2012 6:54 AM GMT
    Joseph Tuscarora

    0_o;
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    Sep 16, 2012 11:24 AM GMT
    Edgar Bunker Hill

    SMH... NO icon_confused.gif
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    Sep 16, 2012 11:38 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidI don't think you guy are doing this right. I think maybe you just use it as jump off point. Like
    'james stanyan' -> Jamie Stayon
    David Ambleside -> D. Bedside
    Luis Linwood -> Lie Onwood
    Miikhiel Wade -> Makehim Wate
    pravin beckmeed -> Craivin Buckseed
    Andrew Otis -> Endrue Ofist






    Makehim Wate... o_o

    Hmn..

    Somehow.. it still doesn't roll of my tongue as a porn star name. D:

    But I cracked when I saw "Pravin Beckmeed" as "Craivin Buckseed". +D
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    Sep 16, 2012 12:56 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidI don't think you guy are doing this right. I think maybe you just use it as jump off point. Like
    'james stanyan' -> Jamie Stayon
    David Ambleside -> D. Bedside
    Luis Linwood -> Lie Onwood
    Miikhiel Wade -> Makehim Wate
    pravin beckmeed -> Craivin Buckseed
    Andrew Otis -> Endrue Ofist



    That's not a porn name, it's the name for a herbal remedy or a breakfast bar that pretends to be healthy
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    Sep 16, 2012 12:58 PM GMT
    karson said
    AMoonHawk saidI don't think you guy are doing this right. I think maybe you just use it as jump off point. Like
    'james stanyan' -> Jamie Stayon
    David Ambleside -> D. Bedside
    Luis Linwood -> Lie Onwood
    Miikhiel Wade -> Makehim Wate
    pravin beckmeed -> Craivin Buckseed
    Andrew Otis -> Endrue Ofist



    That's not a porn name, it's the name for a herbal remedy or a breakfast bar that pretends to be healthy


    LMAO! +D Omg...

    That's what I was thinking! +D