Post all your trouble's and woe's to this thread and I'll (attempt) to fix them.

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    Sep 15, 2012 4:54 AM GMT
    My name is Josh and I will be your counselor this evening. Spill your guts out people and let's see if I can put some perspective on the situation. If I can't I'll just delete the thread and pretend it never happened icon_razz.gif

    EDIT: Out for the night. Catching some z's! Night all!
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    Sep 15, 2012 4:59 AM GMT
    I need a hug, really badly. icon_sad.gif
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    Sep 15, 2012 5:00 AM GMT
    JR_RJ saidI need a hug, really badly. icon_sad.gif


    Virtual hugs aren't the same but here you go anyway! *Hug*!
  • Fronotoro

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    Sep 15, 2012 5:04 AM GMT
    I need help. I'm a horrible procrastinator. Please help me Josh, it's causing me pain with my family, friends, and boyfriend. My life is a wreck. I'm taking drugs and downing alcohol like water. Just the other day I crashed into a lamp post. Joining Procrastinators Anonymous hasn't been much help either; I've been putting off joining their sessions. =(
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    Sep 15, 2012 5:05 AM GMT
    My f'ing door lock on my back door is broken and I'm afraid the boogie man's going to break in and sprinkle me with magical boogie dust while I sleep. icon_sad.gif
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    Sep 15, 2012 5:11 AM GMT
    My neighbors across the road have their house lit up brightly enough for planes to land with Halloween decorations. On Sept.14. I can take out the 10 ft. inflatable stack of pumpkins from my front porch with my hunting rifle. But how do I make the ghosts stop howling?
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    Sep 15, 2012 5:14 AM GMT
    Here's my issue...

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  • AMoonHawk

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    Sep 15, 2012 5:20 AM GMT
    I need a bf
    NO I don't want a bf
    I need a lover
    NO I don't want a lover
    I need a husband
    NO I don't want a husband
    I need a bj
    NO I don't want a bj, I want a bf
    NO I don't want a bf
    I need sex,NO I don't want sex, I want a lover
    NO I don't want a lover
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    Sep 15, 2012 5:23 AM GMT
    Fronotoro saidI need help. I'm a horrible procrastinator. Please help me Josh, it's causing me pain with my family, friends, and boyfriend. My life is a wreck. I'm taking drugs and downing alcohol like water. Just the other day I crashed into a lamp post. Joining Procrastinators Anonymous hasn't been much help either; I've been putting off joining their sessions. =(


    The cure to stopping procrastination is to simply stop procrastinating. Do something simple like picking up clothes around your room, doing a tiny bit of homework, or whatever. The point if you need to progress slowly and break your procrastination habits before it's too late :O

    Runninchlt saidMy f'ing door lock on my back door is broken and I'm afraid the boogie man's going to break in and sprinkle me with magical boogie dust while I sleep. icon_sad.gif


    Punch him in the ovaries as hard as you can!

    Coach_Mike saidMy neighbors across the road have their house lit up brightly enough for planes to land with Halloween decorations. On Sept.14. I can take out the 10 ft. inflatable stack of pumpkins from my front porch with my hunting rifle. But how do I make the ghosts stop howling?


    Ghost repellant.
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    Sep 15, 2012 5:25 AM GMT
    I'm looking for some handy Android apps.
    Not Grindr.
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    Sep 15, 2012 5:25 AM GMT
    BlackCat90 saidHere's my issue...

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    Umm.... I.... I don't have a solution to this problem yet. Too be continued?

    AMoonHawk saidI need a bf
    NO I don't want a bf
    I need a lover
    NO I don't want a lover
    I need a husband
    NO I don't want a husband
    I need a bj
    NO I don't want a bj, I want a bf
    NO I don't want a bf
    I need sex,NO I don't want sex, I want a lover
    NO I don't want a lover


    Ask your doctor is crazy pills are right for you icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Sep 15, 2012 5:25 AM GMT
    Neight saidI'm looking for some handy Android apps.
    Not Grindr.


    I use some of these and they work well! Here you go
    http://www.makeuseof.com/pages/best-android-apps
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    Sep 15, 2012 5:28 AM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh said
    BlackCat90 saidHere's my issue...

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    Umm.... I.... I don't have a solution to this problem yet. Too be continued?


    I have a solution. Go tell your doctor who did your surgical reassignment surgery that unless he fixes the problem, you are suing him. icon_razz.gif

    You're welcome icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 15, 2012 5:36 AM GMT
    Problem: I sass too much. How do I stop?
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    Sep 15, 2012 5:40 AM GMT
    my shoulder on the left is itchy... fix it
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    Sep 15, 2012 5:41 AM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidProblem: I sass too much. How do I stop?


    There's no magic potion or witch doctor that's going to solve this. It all comes down to your self-control.

    Here's an idea: wear rubber bands on your wrist all day. Whenever you find yourself acting in a negative manner (sassing in this situation), pop yourself as hard as you can with all those rubber bands. Sooner or later you're going to get sick of causing this pain and hopefully you'll stop sassing too.

    Seriously asking yourself what you get out of each action. For every action their is an equal reaction. Does sassing truly make yourself feel better in the end? Do you think it makes the other person feel bad too? In the end it sounds like a lose-lose situation and if their was anything to gain it wouldn't be much.

    lilTanker saidmy shoulder on the left is itchy... fix it


    Get over here and lemme scratch it icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 15, 2012 1:44 PM GMT
    Josh i'm looking for knee high boots..what color do you think i should get?
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    Sep 15, 2012 1:48 PM GMT
    My dad has died...

    ...in 1989.
  • FitGwynedd

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    Sep 15, 2012 2:51 PM GMT
    Gay people are horrible mean nasty people
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    Sep 15, 2012 2:58 PM GMT
    FitGwynedd saidGay people are horrible mean nasty people


    They sure can be. Not everyone is. icon_smile.gif Anocxu isn't. JumpMan ain't either. Actually there are handful of good gays on here. Many more neutral. And some ridiculously annoying trolls. icon_biggrin.gif

    Worst comes to worst, you can hang out with the bi people. icon_biggrin.gif *Waves* We coo'. icon_cool.gif



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    Sep 15, 2012 2:59 PM GMT
    my penis is chanting voodoo in a diana ross accent again...
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    Sep 15, 2012 3:01 PM GMT
    Work is stressing me out. Can you help me catch up on my work... - or just give me a good, relaxing massage?

    (or both)

    kthxbai
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    Sep 15, 2012 3:06 PM GMT
    FitGwynedd saidGay people are horrible mean nasty people


    So not true!
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    Sep 15, 2012 3:34 PM GMT
    my balls itch
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    Sep 15, 2012 5:01 PM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh saidThere's no magic potion or witch doctor that's going to solve this. It all comes down to your self-control.

    Here's an idea: wear rubber bands on your wrist all day. Whenever you find yourself acting in a negative manner (sassing in this situation), pop yourself as hard as you can with all those rubber bands. Sooner or later you're going to get sick of causing this pain and hopefully you'll stop sassing too.

    Seriously asking yourself what you get out of each action. For every action their is an equal reaction. Does sassing truly make yourself feel better in the end? Do you think it makes the other person feel bad too? In the end it sounds like a lose-lose situation and if their was anything to gain it wouldn't be much.


    But sassing makes me feel so good. I think I'm addicted. I get such a rush from making other people feel sassed. I just can't help myself.

    BTW, before I can continue reading any more of your advice, I'm gonna need to see some I.D. (since Clay isn't here to ask.)