Brain farts

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    Sep 17, 2012 12:43 AM GMT
    For those of you who speak English as a foreign language or maybe because this word isn't common outside of North America, a brain fart is anything stupid you do or say out of lapse in thought.

    Today I had quite a funny one. I got out a can of sweetened condensed milk to have my Vietnamese coffee (cà phê sữa đá!) and proceeded to open the can. Except I tried opening it in the sink instead of the electric can opener! I put the can up to the faucet, turned the handle, and expected the damn thing to open, haha!
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    Sep 17, 2012 12:46 AM GMT
    Haha I can relate, man! I'll go into a room sometimes and completely forget what I was supposed to be doing.

    My favorite is when I have my cell phone in my hands and I ask people "WHERE THE HECK IS MY CELLPHONE?"
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    Sep 17, 2012 12:58 AM GMT
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    Sep 17, 2012 1:01 AM GMT
    Ariodante said


    Hahahaha!

    My dog was the same way. He used to jump up and look all confuzzled every time he broke wind.
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    Sep 17, 2012 1:01 AM GMT
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    Sep 17, 2012 1:04 AM GMT
    I've been full of them lately.
    I was making cereal and put the milk jug in the pantry instead of the fridge. I didn't realize it until after I was done with breakfast.
    There was also a time where I put a cereal box in the fridge. Luckily I put away cereal first and milk second so when I opened up the fridge to return the milk I spotted the cereal before it got cold.
    There are other times when I would finish eating and bring my plates to the kitchen, and I end up walking past the kitchen. Oops.
  • Pontifex

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    Sep 17, 2012 2:00 AM GMT
    Last week I was talking with a friend on my cell phone and was searching my hotel room for my cell for a few minutes. Then I mentioned that I couldn't find it and he obviously didn't know either. It eventually hit me that I was using it to talk. I felt smart.
  • barriehomeboy

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    Sep 17, 2012 2:02 AM GMT
    Relax. It's a sign of intelligence and a distracted mind.
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    Sep 17, 2012 2:02 AM GMT
    Yesterday I kept trying and trying to open up my friends fridge and after I gave up I eventually went back and realized it opened from the other side. He completely judged me on that one haha
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    Sep 17, 2012 2:16 AM GMT
    Body wash as shampoo.
    Shampoo as body wash
    Fork in the trash
    Milk in the counter
    Walking away from getting my change.
    Forgetting Coffee is hot
    Can't find it because it's in my hand.
    Blanky staring at the bus I'm tryin to catch as it passes by.




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    Sep 17, 2012 2:23 AM GMT
    Almost putting my dogs insulin back in the freezer (the fridge dummy!!!). I caught myself!
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    Sep 17, 2012 2:40 AM GMT
    BP201 saidBody wash as shampoo.
    Shampoo as body wash
    Fork in the trash
    Milk in the counter
    Walking away from getting my change.
    Forgetting Coffee is hot
    Can't find it because it's in my hand.
    Blanky staring at the bus I'm tryin to catch as it passes by.






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  • Kriss

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    Sep 17, 2012 2:46 AM GMT
    Grabbing Orange Juice and putting it in my cereal (not a fun experience in the morning but hilarious now that I think about it)
    Falling asleep on cellphone and waking up in a panic because I have no idea where it is...
    Going down a familiar street and suddenly forgetting where I was supposed to be going.
    Going to the kitchen to grab carmalized milk for my tea and pouring tea down the drain...... (now THAT was just a retarded moment and after I realized my mistake I cried a little inside lol)
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    Sep 17, 2012 2:53 AM GMT
    Drove away from Starbucks drive threw yesterday, without my coffee, did realize it till I went to keep it from falling when engaging warp drive to merge.

    Last week: had to leave the ATM because I couldn't bring up my pin, the one I've had for over ten years. Beginning to think I need a MRI or maybe have a deeper understanding as to why cavemen didn't live so long.
  • Jonno11

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    Sep 17, 2012 3:02 AM GMT
    Yesterday I went to the office to get some tools and supplies, with the tools being primary in my mind. I went back to work and forgot the tools, which I needed to install the supplies. Wound up using other tools to make it work so I didn't have to go all the way back to the office again.

    Almost without fail, every morning I set my keycard to my room on the bed and get dressed, I then panic that I can't find my keycard. I also do the same thing with my security ID card.
  • Pontifex

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    Sep 17, 2012 4:13 AM GMT
    Actually the funniest was probably when I grabbed a bottle of lube instead of hair product. ... Back in the shower to start the whole preparing for work thing again.
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    Sep 17, 2012 7:27 AM GMT
    I poured milk inside the cereal box.
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    Sep 17, 2012 7:30 AM GMT
    I have spent lengthy periods of time looking for my glasses only to later realize, I'm wearing them.

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    One time I was in a hotel room on a business trip. It was during allergy season and during a time when I was having lots of problems. I had some ear drops and eye drops in my bag. I didn't look just reached in and grabbed a bottle and dropped them in my eyes. Seconds later, I realized I put ear drops in my eyes and they were on fire.

    I spent over an hour washing them out and looked completely blood shot and hungover the next morning - without any of the fun. icon_cry.gif
  • ataru13

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    Sep 17, 2012 7:32 AM GMT
    A couple of times I ALMOST (luckily I didn't) put a dirty t-shirt or so in the toilet instead of the dirty clothes bin....
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    Sep 17, 2012 7:43 AM GMT
    Knowing you have tons of brain farts..and not being able to remember what they are..?
  • Twenty_Someth...

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    Sep 17, 2012 7:44 AM GMT
    fell in the toilet bowl when the lid was up.
    put lotion in my hair while in a towel and fresh out of the shower.
    Gotten out of the shower and almost completely dry when I realize I still have soap under my armpits!!!
    Drove into the wrong (but identical) parking structure at my apartment, and raised hell when my gate clicker wouldn't work
    had 5 dishes in my hands and tried to move my pinky finger to let go of a plate... the index finger let go instead and I broke a glass
    charged a leyden jar in physics... grabbed it 30 seconds later!!!
    the list goes on...

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    Sep 17, 2012 7:48 AM GMT
    Numerous times I have thought my keyless entry (remote) for my car would work to get inside my house.
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    Sep 17, 2012 7:50 AM GMT
    Walked into the wrong room
    Called out to a random person
    Turn off computer before realizing I wasn't done
  • booboolv

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    Sep 17, 2012 7:53 AM GMT
    For you younger guys, just wait. One of these days you'll want to use the phrase "Brain Fart," only to be at a loss for words! Trust me on this one! LOL
  • jgri8105

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    Sep 17, 2012 8:22 AM GMT
    Putting dishes into the bin or fridge instead of the dishwasher
    Looks all over the house for my phone and realise its in my pocket
    Panic as to where my glasses are and realise i'm wearing them icon_confused.gif