Romney to face operation

  • tazzari

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    Sep 18, 2012 10:53 PM GMT
    NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In what his campaign described today as a bold strategy to insure victory in the Presidential contest, Republican nominee Mitt Romney will undergo a procedure to have his mouth wired shut until Tuesday, November 6th.

    The decision reportedly was made in response to the release earlier in the day of rare video footage showing Mr. Romney saying what he really thinks.

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    Sep 19, 2012 9:41 AM GMT
    why not just keep his foot in his mouth?