a gross question, but i'm afraid it must be asked. eeeewww

  • Thriller83

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    Aug 18, 2007 5:35 PM GMT
    okay, here we go. i'm sorry, i know this is gonna sound disgusting but a guy i know has a problem. you see, he's found that it's necessary for him to use an anal douche prior to bottoming in order to ensure there's "nothing left in the pipe" those unspeakable and icky messes would likley occur if his rectum wasn't squeaky clean. he's never encountered other guys with that issue when he tops but he pretty much has to know before hand if he's going to bottom so he can ensure the necessary cavity is cleansed. it can never be spontaneous unless he had an anal douche with him at all times. simply taking a dump before hand doesn't doesn't completely "evacuate the premises" so my question is one of being discreet about it. unlike condoms, he obviously can't just carry an anal douche around in his wallet or his pocket. he's even considered buying a man purse just so he can have something to carry it in w/out being noticed on those special nights. there is also a question of the noise it cant make when expelling the dirty water from you know where. Unless you find scatological sounds erotic, it can be a bit of a turn off. does anyone else have this problem and do you have any advice for him??
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    Aug 18, 2007 5:40 PM GMT
    He needs to sort out his diet. He's not eating enough fibre. More fruit, veg and roughage is needed in his diet.
  • Timbales

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    Aug 18, 2007 8:17 PM GMT
    Agreed, it's probably dietary. If it's really an issue for him, he should try modifying his diet and keep track of what seems to work best.
  • Laurence

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    Aug 23, 2007 9:29 AM GMT
    Lots of people douche themselves before anal sex, I don't think it's that uncommon, so tell your 'friend' not to worry.

    He could carry a small empty shampoo bottle with a spout and do it himself before the deed if neccessary.

    Or as 4outof6 says acknowledge the fact that sex can be messy.

    Lozx
  • zakariahzol

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    Aug 23, 2007 1:32 PM GMT
    I have nothing to contribute . I have not have anal sex for the last 15 years(top or bottom). The last guy I been with is really messy. He once .....(something to do with gass) while I am fucking him.
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    Aug 23, 2007 3:01 PM GMT
    Actually Zacharia, that "gas" thing is more like queefing. It's pretty much unavoidable for a bottom if his top pulls out and then goes back in, or if you're in such a posititon that allows air to enter the anus. So it's quite natural and is in no way the passing of gas as we usually think of it.
  • zakariahzol

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    Aug 23, 2007 3:31 PM GMT
    No wonder it kinda odourless. Make senses.
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    Aug 29, 2007 7:25 PM GMT
    something tells me your friend is probably you- hah hahah
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    Aug 30, 2007 8:25 PM GMT


    Your friends problem is probably dietary. He probably needs more fruit, vegetables and roughage; fewer sweets and procesed sugars and starches.

    Here is an alternative that he could use at home or before he goes out though...

    http://www.priape.com/eng.asp?s=12&c=109&sc=&p=5373

    They are very good.

    Cleanliness is next to goliness ;->

    Rob
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    Sep 18, 2007 12:26 AM GMT
    my ex use to duech but after a while he started to get sick and he was gettin infections down there, turns out if you duech often you are removing all the good bactiria in you rectum making you more likely to get infection. i recommend he stops duech and adjusting his diet and eat more fiber.
  • OutOfEden

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    Oct 01, 2007 5:47 AM GMT
    Yeah, listen to Xpreso, I can't offer personal experience but I am pretty well read. You do more harm rinising out your anal cavity. The inner lining of your anus should be treated with as much care as the surface of your eyeball, consider that when you're introducing foreign material. If you find that there is remnant fecal matter then you probably have unhealthily soft stool. I can offer three tips for improving that situation. First, don't eat anything that gives you an upset stomach, when your digestive tract has to emergency flush you're automatically in bad shape. Second, change your diet to include much smaller portions of meat and carbohydrates, most people don't need nearly as much as they take in, and look up high fiber foods, they help to clean your digestive tract and keep things compact. Lastly, your intestines are not muscles, they are membranes for absorbing nutrients, in order to process the food you ingest the muscles in your core have to assist in digestion. So be more active! Try to include crunches, torso stretches, and even just a daily walk to improve digestion habits. In my opinion these are a lot easier than having to find a man purse and pre-game every time.
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    Jan 07, 2008 12:55 PM GMT
    It's FUCKIG an ANUS!!!! deal with the shit... pun intended - and use condoms!!!
  • BlackJock79

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    Jan 11, 2008 1:05 AM GMT
    Do guys get grossed out by seeing some shit on the condom or on their dick if they BB? I don't... I mean, it's an ass that I'm fucking, shit comes out of that hole. I thought it was gross the first time and then when I thought about it I was like... well, it is an ass. I won't rim if I smell any hint of shit but other than that, clean it the best way you can, if you don't get it all then I'm not gonna trip.
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    Jan 11, 2008 1:42 AM GMT
    Not me, I get totally turn off when I see it or smell it. maybe a small douche that he can carry with him. The store also sell those douche with saline in it. I don't think he need a gallon of water to do it. Just a simple cleaning and a high fiber diet might be fine.

    Not that it's my business, but do he really get sex that easily? icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 11, 2008 3:39 AM GMT
    Seeing a guy pull a douche out of his manpurse would probably end the date for me. Yeah, definitely.
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    Jan 11, 2008 2:05 PM GMT
    Thriller83 saidokay, here we go. i'm sorry, i know this is gonna sound disgusting but a guy i know has a problem. you see, he's found that it's necessary for him to use an anal douche prior to bottoming in order to ensure there's "nothing left in the pipe" those unspeakable and icky messes would likley occur if his rectum wasn't squeaky clean. he's never encountered other guys with that issue when he tops but he pretty much has to know before hand if he's going to bottom so he can ensure the necessary cavity is cleansed. it can never be spontaneous unless he had an anal douche with him at all times. simply taking a dump before hand doesn't doesn't completely "evacuate the premises" so my question is one of being discreet about it. unlike condoms, he obviously can't just carry an anal douche around in his wallet or his pocket. he's even considered buying a man purse just so he can have something to carry it in w/out being noticed on those special nights. there is also a question of the noise it cant make when expelling the dirty water from you know where. Unless you find scatological sounds erotic, it can be a bit of a turn off. does anyone else have this problem and do you have any advice for him??


    oh my goodness, this is sick
  • BlackJock79

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    Jan 11, 2008 8:09 PM GMT
    scottNV saidSeeing a guy pull a douche out of his manpurse would probably end the date for me. Yeah, definitely.


    LOL, that would kinda be a turn off.
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    Jan 12, 2008 8:01 AM GMT
    ya, you guys have no problem seeing the brown stuff and smell it, but a douche would.
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    Jan 12, 2008 8:33 AM GMT
    "shit happens" icon_neutral.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jan 12, 2008 3:30 PM GMT
    I kept thinking I'm going to hear yet another suggestion here, but it hasn't happened....


    Why doesn't he decide NOT to bottom unless it is on his terms and he's adequately and comfortably ready to do so?

    I kept thinking about his buying a "manpurse" so he can cart around his douche so he can bottom. I couldn'help but chuckle. I would do it under specific circumstances (only). If he tops, he should top when sex arbitarily occurs.....and bottom with forethought at a time of his choosing.

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    Jan 13, 2008 4:28 AM GMT
    Question: What is taking a douche other than a really good...um...well...dump? Ypu can be clean enough by just doing that. It sounds like this person you know has dietary issues as stated above (possibly too much dairy and is bound up to begin with)....so a diet change is necessary. If that does not loosen things up and clean the pipes enough...well then maybe he should stick to oral, handjobs, and topping. lol.

    KP
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    Jan 13, 2008 10:53 PM GMT
    If getting an infection is a concern add some grapefruit seed extract to the enema and add yogurt or keifer to his diet.

    And why would he need to bring a douche around in a manpurse? Can't the guy plan ahead and take care of business before trolling for ass where ever he does so?
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    Jan 14, 2008 12:14 AM GMT
    Fiber.

    If you're gonna' play in a pasture of fags, you're gonna' step in some poo.
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    Feb 08, 2008 2:08 AM GMT
    Uh, yeah, if sticking it in his feces is a turnoff then you probably shouldn't be doing it...icon_eek.gif

    An anus can only and will only ever be an anus!icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Mar 19, 2008 7:48 PM GMT
    If during the course of sex, things get a little messy, I tend to get turned off instantly. The last time it happened though, we both went and cleaned up, and went back at it again until we both finished. It's the smell more than anything else that kills it for me.

    But yeah, fiber and fruits/veggies for sure.