You know you've been online too long when ...

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    Sep 25, 2012 11:06 PM GMT
    1. You see lightning, hear thunder and rain, and click the bookmark to the radar page to see if there's a nearby thunderstorm.
  • He_Man

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    Sep 26, 2012 5:04 AM GMT
    ... when your eyes start to burn and when you look around it takes several minutes for your eyes to adjust to reality.

    ... when your fingers and wrist ache from all the typing and moving up and down (talking about the mouse, perv).
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    Sep 26, 2012 5:05 AM GMT
    When you realize it is dark outside when before you saw it was daylight.
  • Montague

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    Sep 26, 2012 5:07 AM GMT
    ..when you walk outside and that tree in your yard that used to be big, fluffy and green is now barren and decrepit!! hah
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    Sep 26, 2012 5:12 AM GMT
    When go to watch tv and realize there are no tab options for widening the screen view. icon_eek.gif
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    Sep 26, 2012 5:17 AM GMT

    When the Asus board gets overheated!..icon_razz.gif.icon_cool.gif
  • mcterreth

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    Sep 26, 2012 5:23 AM GMT
    You see a flying poptart kitten in space shitting rainbows and aren't disturbed

    You are officially an internet veteran, nothing phases you anymore. Good job.
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    Sep 26, 2012 6:11 AM GMT
    I don't have insomnia, I have Internet connection.
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    Sep 26, 2012 6:34 AM GMT
    When you "liked" every damn ad on Facebook for fun
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    Sep 26, 2012 10:54 AM GMT
    Online strangers know you better than your friends.
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    Sep 26, 2012 10:56 AM GMT
    you are at work sitting through a meeting and thinking of the appropriate animated gif or meme that would apply to what the person talking just said.
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    Sep 26, 2012 11:41 AM GMT
    UberBane saidWhen you "liked" every damn ad on Facebook for fun

    That's step one. Step two is systematically deleting them when decide to like every page that helps people. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 26, 2012 12:00 PM GMT
    paulflexes said1. You see lightning, hear thunder and rain, and click the bookmark to the radar page to see if there's a nearby thunderstorm.

    2. And you reply to one of Paul's randomly loopy posts. icon_biggrin.gif

    Seriously, I do the same thing with radar. It's to see how large the storm is, and where it's heading. Because I might be planning to go for a bike ride, or have lunch outdoors at Rosie's (a place Paul knows), or do something else outdoors. Or know that we're about to lose our satellite TV signal for a bit, as we often do with heavy storms from the SW.
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    Sep 26, 2012 12:18 PM GMT
    When you know a random post isn't a random post.
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    Sep 26, 2012 12:23 PM GMT
    You log on when it's still dark and log off when it has gotten dark. icon_cry.gif
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    Sep 26, 2012 1:02 PM GMT
    When you find dandruff on your keyboard ..and you have no hair.. icon_eek.gif
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    Sep 26, 2012 1:09 PM GMT
    When you go the change channels on the television, grab and click the mouse instead of the remote, then wonder why the channel doesn't change.
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    Sep 26, 2012 1:29 PM GMT
    Your body permanently assumes the position of a chair
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    Sep 26, 2012 2:12 PM GMT
    When you look away from the screen for a sec, and everything is blurrrryyy
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    Sep 26, 2012 2:50 PM GMT
    When you look at the time, it's 3 am and you still haven't cum yet ! icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 26, 2012 3:09 PM GMT
    When you check your medicine cabinet and realize you've used up your stock of Preparation H.
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    Sep 26, 2012 3:56 PM GMT
    When your screenname means something different to members who've known you the longest.
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    Sep 26, 2012 4:38 PM GMT
    When you go to save the hottest pic you've ever seen, and find it's already saved in your stash from like 12 years ago.

    "Replace filenameofhotdude(17) ?"
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    Sep 26, 2012 4:40 PM GMT
    When you start to like other members whom you used dislike. icon_neutral.gificon_neutral.gificon_neutral.gif
  • Karl

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    Sep 26, 2012 4:58 PM GMT
    when the alarm goes off and it's time to go school.