The Art of jacking off

  • joxguy

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    Sep 26, 2012 9:31 PM GMT
    As an older man I have had a long time to develop the art of jacking off. I understand the relaxation of a long edge, the satifaction of and quick release, and the enjoyment of mutual engagement.

    So lets share our best stroking method.


    Lying down, legs tight together so that ball sack is on top of body. Grabbing the shaft very low with my whole hand so the bottom of my hand pushes into my balls. Then long diliberate strokes coming down hard into my balls. Sounds like it hurts, but wow it doesn't and feel so good.

    what is yours
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    Sep 26, 2012 9:39 PM GMT
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    Sep 26, 2012 9:43 PM GMT
    Hmmm. I guess this does fall under All Things Gay, but you might be better off in the Sex and Adult forum....
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    Sep 26, 2012 9:46 PM GMT
    "the art of jacking off?" Seriously? This is what is wrong with 7 billion people on this planet. Right here, this, this idiotic statement right here is proof positive of what is wrong with inbreeding and public education and the loss of family farms and too much TV watching and fuck, I don't know, but damn, you are one slow minded bong hit away from total retard.
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    Sep 26, 2012 10:01 PM GMT
    smartmoney said"the art of jacking off?" Seriously? This is what is wrong with 7 billion people on this planet. Right here, this, this idiotic statement right here is proof positive of what is wrong with inbreeding and public education and the loss of family farms and too much TV watching and fuck, I don't know, but damn, you are one slow minded bong hit away from total retard.


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  • Fable

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    Sep 26, 2012 10:02 PM GMT
    smartmoney said"the art of jacking off?" Seriously? This is what is wrong with 7 billion people on this planet. Right here, this, this idiotic statement right here is proof positive of what is wrong with inbreeding and public education and the loss of family farms and too much TV watching and fuck, I don't know, but damn, you are one slow minded bong hit away from total retard.



    OMG HAAAAAA HAH AHAHAHAH AHGfaskfdaklndaso


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    Sep 26, 2012 10:05 PM GMT
    I'm pretty sure it's just a troll post. +D No need to take anything the OP posts seriously for this topic. icon_smile.gif

    There's no "art" involved when it comes to jacking off. It's two movements-- up and down on your shaft. That's it. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 26, 2012 10:40 PM GMT
    ParadiseLost saidThere's no "art" involved when it comes to jacking off. It's two movements-- up and down on your shaft. That's it. icon_biggrin.gif


    >Whatch ya' talkin` bout` Willis??..
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    Sep 26, 2012 10:41 PM GMT
    Anocxu said
    ParadiseLost saidThere's no "art" involved when it comes to jacking off. It's two movements-- up and down on your shaft. That's it. icon_biggrin.gif


    >Whatch ya' talkin` bout` Willis??..
    To learn much you have to..! icon_biggrin.gif


    Alright Yoda Alvy. Teach me, you want? ;D
  • AMoonHawk

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    Sep 26, 2012 10:46 PM GMT
    This deserves a theme song icon_biggrin.gif

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    Sep 27, 2012 12:34 AM GMT
    Paradise.. Alvy is what my other intern buds used to call me..lol..
    Alvy or A-Dove....omg..this takes me back..

    ..Masturbation if you look at it as an art..can be an art..i'll msg you with details someday.. Can't post them here people might think i'm a Phreak! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 27, 2012 12:35 AM GMT
    I came in here because Anocxu posted and he's a pro.
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    Sep 27, 2012 2:57 AM GMT
    Anocxu saidParadise.. Alvy is what my other intern buds used to call me..lol..
    Alvy or A-Dove....omg..this takes me back..

    ..Masturbation if you look at it as an art..can be an art..i'll msg you with details someday.. Can't post them here people might think i'm a Phreak! icon_biggrin.gif


    Honey, you iz a phreak. icon_rolleyes.gif

    A phreak-a-leek. icon_twisted.gif

    But okay. I can't wait for details. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 27, 2012 3:20 AM GMT
    Vid pls.
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    Sep 27, 2012 3:35 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidVid pls.


    Videos of what? icon_surprised.gif
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    Sep 27, 2012 3:50 AM GMT
    ParadiseLost said
    GAMRican saidVid pls.


    Videos of what? icon_surprised.gif

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  • Koaa2

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    Sep 28, 2012 4:45 PM GMT
    joxguy saidAs an older man I have had a long time to develop the art of jacking off. I understand the relaxation of a long edge, the satifaction of and quick release, and the enjoyment of mutual engagement.

    So lets share our best stroking method.


    Lying down, legs tight together so that ball sack is on top of body. Grabbing the shaft very low with my whole hand so the bottom of my hand pushes into my balls. Then long diliberate strokes coming down hard into my balls. Sounds like it hurts, but wow it doesn't and feel so good.

    what is yours


    Don't worry what a lot of these guys are saying. It is an art that we all learn, and if we are smart we improve and experiment with it. The guys that complain are usually the worst at jacking and pleasuring themselves and others. Especially guys who are diagnosed AAM(All About Me). They are the worst at sex and usually don't improve much.
  • Hothouse

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    Sep 28, 2012 5:28 PM GMT
    I'm sure there are some guys that do some very "creative" things to their peen and/or other parts of their body when they jack. I don't think it's something that's taught so much as learned.
    It's funny but I must have started very young cause I thought I had discoved "self pleasuring" and wanted to share it with other guys - like I was the only one doing it. I laugh about that now - but a "jackin' 101" class might be a fun one to take - or teach.
  • joxguy

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    Sep 28, 2012 11:56 PM GMT
    Love the last two posts, you two get the question thanks.