Just got back from vacation, what did I miss?

  • bijockmuscle

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    Aug 25, 2008 12:24 PM GMT
    Anything?
  • ShawnTX

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    Aug 25, 2008 3:12 PM GMT
    Surprisingly no drama, although I haven't been on here much lately. Where'd you go?
  • bijockmuscle

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    Aug 25, 2008 3:14 PM GMT
    no where exciting...just the beach
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    Aug 25, 2008 3:16 PM GMT
    bijockmuscle saidAnything?

    I thought it was awfully calm and peaceful around here.
  • ShawnTX

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    Aug 25, 2008 3:18 PM GMT
    bijockmuscle saidno where exciting...just the beach


    Ok, it's Monday morning and I'm waiting for my sofa to be delivered so I'm chained to the house. Be more specific and share some good stories. If you have none, just make some up. icon_smile.gif
  • bijockmuscle

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    Aug 25, 2008 3:23 PM GMT
    well one morning i was walking along the beach and it was pretty deserted...except for this one guy who was lying out naked. As i walked by he said hi, and I said hi. he threw a towel over himself and asked me what i was doing. We started talking. Subject of course came around to sex and he got hard under his towel. So i moved the towel and went to work on his cock with my mouth. Eventually we were fucking each other in the dunes...
  • ShawnTX

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    Aug 25, 2008 3:26 PM GMT
    Thank you.
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  • HndsmKansan

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    Aug 25, 2008 3:30 PM GMT
    Its always nice to spice up one's vacation.... the same in an office on a boring Sunday night... knock everything off the desk in my office, have sex right there... even the desk chair gets knocked over.
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    Aug 25, 2008 3:38 PM GMT
    thank for sharing that hilarious story.
  • bijockmuscle

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    Aug 25, 2008 3:38 PM GMT
    no problem
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    Aug 25, 2008 4:57 PM GMT
    bijockmuscle saidwell one morning i was walking along the beach and it was pretty deserted...except for this one guy who was lying out naked. As i walked by he said hi, and I said hi. he threw a towel over himself and asked me what i was doing. We started talking. Subject of course came around to sex and he got hard under his towel. So i moved the towel and went to work on his cock with my mouth. Eventually we were fucking each other in the dunes...


    and then suddenly he started screaming, and I looked down and saw that his left foot was gone, and a HUUUGE shark snapping at us. I immediately ran farther away from the surf, but the guy grabbed me and asked me to drag him to safety. I looked back and the shark was already gobbling down his whole lower body. I screamed and tried to make him let go of me. I couldn't, he was in so much pain his grip was killing circulation on my hands. I decided the only way I could escape was to bite my hands through and run away. So I started to gnaw at my wrists. Just then, with a huge heave, both of us were pulled into the already reddening water. And all I felt was pain. Unimaginable pain as the shark started eating me alive...
  • ShawnTX

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    Aug 25, 2008 5:00 PM GMT
    Sedative said
    bijockmuscle saidwell one morning i was walking along the beach and it was pretty deserted...except for this one guy who was lying out naked. As i walked by he said hi, and I said hi. he threw a towel over himself and asked me what i was doing. We started talking. Subject of course came around to sex and he got hard under his towel. So i moved the towel and went to work on his cock with my mouth. Eventually we were fucking each other in the dunes...


    and then suddenlt he started screaming, and I looked down and saw that his left foot was gone, and a HUUUGE shark snapping at us. I immediately ran farther away from the surf, but the guy grabbed me and asked me to drag him to safety. I looked back and the shark was already gobbling down his whole lower body. I screamed and tried to make him let go of me. I couldn't, he was in so much pain his grip was killing circulation on my hands. I decided the only way I could escape was to bite my hands through and run away. So I started to gnaw at my wrists. Just then, with a huge heave, both of us were pulled into the already reddening water. And all I felt was pain. Unimaginable pain as the shark started eating me alive...


    So...you stopped seeing your therapist I take it?
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    Aug 25, 2008 5:11 PM GMT
    ShawnTX said
    So...you stopped seeing your therapist I take it?
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    Yeah. icon_sad.gif

    I caught him with his secretary typing memos. We managed to cover up her gruesome death after that, but we decided it might be better if we took some time off each other. He said I was growing a bit 'possessive' and have 'control issues' and that the relationship was 'not that kind of thing' and that he didn't 'really love me' he was just 'concerned for my psychological well-being'.

    He's tied up in the basement at the moment. Oh! I forgot to feed him. Be right back.
  • bijockmuscle

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    Aug 25, 2008 6:30 PM GMT
    Sedative said
    bijockmuscle saidwell one morning i was walking along the beach and it was pretty deserted...except for this one guy who was lying out naked. As i walked by he said hi, and I said hi. he threw a towel over himself and asked me what i was doing. We started talking. Subject of course came around to sex and he got hard under his towel. So i moved the towel and went to work on his cock with my mouth. Eventually we were fucking each other in the dunes...


    and then suddenly he started screaming, and I looked down and saw that his left foot was gone, and a HUUUGE shark snapping at us. I immediately ran farther away from the surf, but the guy grabbed me and asked me to drag him to safety. I looked back and the shark was already gobbling down his whole lower body. I screamed and tried to make him let go of me. I couldn't, he was in so much pain his grip was killing circulation on my hands. I decided the only way I could escape was to bite my hands through and run away. So I started to gnaw at my wrists. Just then, with a huge heave, both of us were pulled into the already reddening water. And all I felt was pain. Unimaginable pain as the shark started eating me alive...


    "I guess we'll need a bigger boat"