Tennessee Fratboy LITERALLY Drunk Off His Azz! (Alcohol Enema?)

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    Sep 28, 2012 8:26 PM GMT
    The cage at this Animal House is staying locked down after THIS (allegedly) happened.

    http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2012/sep/28/ut-closes-pi-kappa-alpha-fraternity-site-reported/

    Knoxville News-SentinelUniversity officials had suspended the fraternity indefinitely after the Sept. 22 admission to the University of Tennessee Medical Center of Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity member Alexander "Xander" Broughton, 20. Broughton was unresponsive when brought to the emergency room by five other fraternity members.

    Broughton registered nearly a 0.45 percent blood-alcohol content ( icon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gif ), more than five times the legal presumption of intoxication level of 0.08 percent.

    Broughton had defecated in his pants. Medical examination of Broughton's anus revealed signs of abuse, police said. A fraternity member at the hospital told police that Broughton had engaged in "butt-chugging," where wine is poured in a funnel connected to a tube inserted into a person's rectum.

    That prompted an onslaught of police to the Zeta Chapter house where officers issued a dozen citations for underage drinking.

    Records show that Broughton has since denied he engaged in "butt-chugging."


    PLEASE BUTT-CHUG RESPONSIBLY!?!?!

    I mean WTF, people? Will we need to invent Fartylyzer tests now?

    "MadDog 20/20 Enemas. Is it in you?"
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    Sep 28, 2012 8:46 PM GMT
    Daddy and Sonny are "livid," and denying that any enemazation took place.

    Okay.

    Maybe NOT the best tack to take when trying to explain what happened with his rectal injuries?

    Knoxville News-SentinelXander Broughton told police he thought he'd won.

    His prize? A trip to the emergency room, a near-fatal alcoholic blackout and international ridicule.

    Alexander Price "Xander" Broughton, a 20-year-old University of Tennessee student from Memphis, swore to officers he never "butt-chugged" himself into a coma with a box of cheap red wine over the weekend, but bloodstains, his injuries and at least one witness account told a different story, UT records released Thursday show.

    "Mr. Broughton stated that at no time did he 'butt chug' wine or any other alcoholic beverage and that no one inserted anything into his rectum," UT police Lt. Dana McReynolds wrote in a report.

    He wouldn't agree to let police review his medical records.

    Broughton and about a dozen other underage friends, including fellow members of fraternity Pi Kappa Alpha's Zeta chapter, chugged the wine — through one orifice or another — as part of a "blackout party," with one member posting photos to Twitter, and tried to destroy evidence afterward, according to UT police reports.

    Broughton was treated for severe alcohol poisoning Saturday after, according to police, four of his Pike brothers dumped him at the University of Tennessee Medical Center emergency room unconscious around 1:15 a.m. with a blood-alcohol level of nearly 0.45 — a potentially deadly concentration more than five times the legal limit.

    Doctors declared him in critical condition, with rectal injuries so pronounced officials called for a sexual assault nurse.

    Knoxville and UT police officers went to the Pi Kappa Alpha house, 1820 Fraternity Park Drive, and found the courtyard, halls and rooms littered with beer cans, empty bags from wine boxes and three passed-out frat boys — one of them naked, according to the reports. A fellow UT student, John Patrick Carney, told investigators they'd been "butt-chugging" wine, according to police records.

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    Broughton told police he drank "four to six" beers before going to the Pike house and then drank about half of a half-full 5-liter box of cheap red Franzia wine. He described the drinking as part of a game called "Tour de Franzia," based on seeing who can drink the most wine straight from the box without throwing up.

    Broughton "does not remember anything else until he woke up in the hospital," McReynolds, the UT police lieutenant, wrote. "Mr. Broughton stated that according to his fraternity brothers he finished off (the box) and won the game."

    Broughton tried to blame bloodstains found throughout the Pike house on a fight, according to a report. Investigators didn't buy the story, given his injuries and a bloody mess found in the Pike house restroom.

    "There was a plastic bag with a light pink wine on the floor," UT police Sgt. Angela O'Neal wrote. "In front of the (rest room) door there was an empty plastic bag. There was bloodstained tissues on the sink, the sink counter top and the floor. I observed two of the toilet stalls had blood on the floor. ... There was a plastic bag with a pink wine in front of the couch and a red Solo cup containing this same liquid."

    Broughton's family has disputed police accounts, and his frat brothers have posted denials on Twitter under such headings as "welikepike" and "dontslanderxander."

    Police records indicate the Pikes showed little concern when told Broughton might die.

    The chapter president, George Bock, arrived at the house drunk, called members to warn them to stay away from the house and "would not answer my questions directly," O'Neal wrote. The car used to drive Broughton to the hospital apparently had been cleaned before police arrived but still had an empty beer can in the back, she wrote.
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    Sep 29, 2012 3:12 AM GMT
    Someone mentioned this technique to me before about someone they knew who did this. I had never heard of it before then and they went on to explain that this is how Romans got drunk quicker than oral consumption and because of the gross bitterness of wine in those days.
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    Oct 03, 2012 3:24 PM GMT


    The dude's lawyer"Mr. Broughton denies each and every allegation whatsoever that has been inferred that he may have been a gay man. He is a straight man. And he thinks the idea and concept of butt chugging is repulsive."


    http://gawker.com/5948435/tennessee-fraternity-holds-hilarious-press-conference-to-deny-butt-chugging-charges

    Because THAT'S what important. "For the last time, my client is NOT gay!" Okay, player! icon_lol.gif

    DeadspinWhatever you say, McGehee. He then goes on to accuse the University of Tennessee, the police and the media of being irresponsible. "Shame on you for reporting lies about my client."

    He also says butt chugging is two words, which is debatable.

    All the while, the rest of the fraternity stands there in the back, very stoic, as if they were at a funeral or something. How they managed not to laugh at every mention of butt chugging is beyond me.
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    Oct 03, 2012 4:11 PM GMT
    That is hilarious, especially the press conference icon_lol.gif

    just a word of advice... should you ever end up in an embarassing situation, and just want it to go away, don't hold a press conference about it.

    but still on a more serious note, the guy may have a case. some medical and police personnel must have broken some kind of confidentiality/privacy laws ? a story like this shouldn't even make it to the public. not in so much detail at least...
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    Oct 03, 2012 4:27 PM GMT
    judoguy saidThat is hilarious, especially the press conference icon_lol.gif

    just a word of advice... should you ever end up in an embarassing situation, and just want it to go away, don't hold a press conference about it.

    but still on a more serious note, the guy may have a case. some medical and police personnel must have broken some kind of confidentiality/privacy laws ? a story like this shouldn't even make it to the public. not in so much detail at least...


    Well assuming he wants to sue, the press conference could be a way of getting more money. It can be used to show how humiliating the whole ordeal is, etc.

    On the liability note, there may be a point. I know there's a line somewhere between what they aren't allowed to share about medical information but I also know that some info on the what a person was treated for and such comes out all the time during police reports and investigations.

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    Oct 06, 2012 7:52 AM GMT
    Is Tennessee the state where "Deliverance" (movie) supposedly took place? Or somewhere else in the civilized south??
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    Oct 06, 2012 8:39 AM GMT
    butt-chugging. Tour de Franzia.

    Awesome phrases is all I got out of this.
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    Oct 06, 2012 9:08 AM GMT
    Chug chugh chug chug!
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    Oct 06, 2012 10:49 AM GMT
    Frats are so gay.
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    Oct 06, 2012 10:55 AM GMT
    We really have to stop putting random things up our butts..!!
    What's next??? Penises.. icon_eek.gif
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    Oct 06, 2012 5:43 PM GMT
    HikeSwimSkiSF saidIs Tennessee the state where "Deliverance" (movie) supposedly took place? Or somewhere else in the civilized south??


    Actually that was North Georgia, near the SC border. They just (kinda) celebrated the 40 year anniversary:

    http://news.yahoo.com/ga-sc-mountains-mark-deliverance-anniversary-113153738.html