A Man Pressed Up Against Me

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    Sep 30, 2012 3:19 PM GMT
    So I was checking out some book listings at this counter, and this handsome but rude man comes over and reaches across like I'm not even there, basically taking what I'm reading in front of me for himself. So instead of just letting it happen, I say, "Hey, I am standing here looking at those."

    He backs off for a second and says nothing. Then I feel him shuffling closer so his whole right side is touching my left side. I'm kinda next to a cabinet so I can't move. And then he starts pressing himself tight against me while looking down at the books like I'm not even there. I think he's trying to be an ass and push me out of the way, but then I get the distinct feeling that he's flirting with me. It starts to feel good.

    Next thing I know he's telling me he likes people who stand up for themselves. He invites me to his place; the man obviously has money. Then he takes me up in his plane and wants to include me in some business deal for some kind of store. We fly out over the countryside to see his large place, and then his son's place. The son grows giant carnivorous plants all over his property. When I greet the son at his door, he appears to be some giant tubeworm. It doesn't seem to faze me, though. He's a very nice host.

    And so that was the gist of my dream last night. icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 30, 2012 3:50 PM GMT
    That was so hot....then it got strange....and then hot after re-reading it again. But all in all what a strange dream. Premonition for the future? Maybe its time you go to the library or a local bookstore? You never know, you might get that encounter minus the tubeworm for a son...
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    Sep 30, 2012 4:17 PM GMT
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    Sep 30, 2012 4:27 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite saidcan-i-give-my-dog-melatonin.jpg


    Why would I want a sleep aid? These dreams are AWESOME!

    This dream courtesy of a leftover Applebee's cheeseburger slider I ate at midnight.
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    Sep 30, 2012 4:52 PM GMT
    wrestlervic said
    StudlyScrewRite saidcan-i-give-my-dog-melatonin.jpg


    Why would I want a sleep aid? These dreams are AWESOME!

    This dream courtesy of a leftover Applebee's cheeseburger slider I ate at midnight.


    Applebee's cheesburger slider! YES PLEASE SHARE!!!
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    Sep 30, 2012 5:54 PM GMT
    So you left out the most pertinent part - what were the book listings?
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    Sep 30, 2012 7:14 PM GMT
    wrestlervic saidSo I was checking out some book listings at this counter, and this handsome but rude man comes over and reaches across like I'm not even there, basically taking what I'm reading in front of me for himself. So instead of just letting it happen, I say, "Hey, I am standing here looking at those."

    He backs off for a second and says nothing. Then I feel him shuffling closer so his whole right side is touching my left side. I'm kinda next to a cabinet so I can't move. And then he starts pressing himself tight against me while looking down at the books like I'm not even there. I think he's trying to be an ass and push me out of the way, but then I get the distinct feeling that he's flirting with me. It starts to feel good.

    Next thing I know he's telling me he likes people who stand up for themselves. He invites me to his place; the man obviously has money. Then he takes me up in his plane and wants to include me in some business deal for some kind of store. We fly out over the countryside to see his large place, and then his son's place. The son grows giant carnivorous plants all over his property. When I greet the son at his door, he appears to be some giant tubeworm. It doesn't seem to faze me, though. He's a very nice host.

    And so that was the gist of my dream last night. icon_wink.gif


    With him being a tubeworm and a host, do you mean a parasite?
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    Sep 30, 2012 8:43 PM GMT
    My first reaction to this was >icon_eek.gif
    Then>icon_redface.gif
    Followed by>icon_eek.gif
    And finally>icon_lol.gif

    Good fake out there man, I definitely thought you were serious for a second there!


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    Sep 30, 2012 8:45 PM GMT
    That was a nighmare for sure icon_eek.gif
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    Sep 30, 2012 8:45 PM GMT
    Krisle1 saidThat was so hot....then it got strange....and then hot after re-reading it again. But all in all what a strange dream. Premonition for the future? Maybe its time you go to the library or a local bookstore? You never know, you might get that encounter minus the tubeworm for a son...


    I dunno man. The him meeting the tuberworm sounded like the most realistic part of the story! icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 30, 2012 8:47 PM GMT
    eagermuscle saidSo you left out the most pertinent part - what were the book listings?

    Fifty Shades of Grey
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    Sep 30, 2012 8:50 PM GMT
    bahahahaha i knew it. you had me for a minute though. brb going to the book store
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    Sep 30, 2012 10:42 PM GMT
    i rushed in here thinking it was a hot rush hour morning subway story...as god knows ..it always happens to me on the L in the mornings.
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    Sep 30, 2012 10:58 PM GMT
    Stephen King may write a novel on this idea one day
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    Oct 01, 2012 12:41 AM GMT
    Iceblink said
    eagermuscle saidSo you left out the most pertinent part - what were the book listings?

    Fifty Shades of Grey

    No doubt... maybe he's an RJ Creeper? icon_eek.gif
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    Oct 01, 2012 12:46 AM GMT
    What is dreamt in Manassas should stay in Manassas.
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    Oct 01, 2012 12:47 AM GMT
    _hierophant said
    Iceblink said
    eagermuscle saidSo you left out the most pertinent part - what were the book listings?

    Fifty Shades of Grey

    No doubt... maybe he's an RJ Creeper? icon_eek.gif


    Oh it's YOU JR hahaha I was like
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    who the HELL is this?!?!???
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    Oct 01, 2012 12:51 AM GMT
    BlackCat90 said
    _hierophant said
    Iceblink said
    eagermuscle saidSo you left out the most pertinent part - what were the book listings?

    Fifty Shades of Grey

    No doubt... maybe he's an RJ Creeper? icon_eek.gif


    Oh it's YOU Jr hahaha I was like
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    who the HELL is this?!?!???

    I've taken on the ambivalent position of the self glorified fool. icon_idea.gif