I've had straight crushes on teachers when I was school... but not many since... there was this cute guy who was funny as hell and his own man. I asked him, but he respectfully declined. Has been one of my closest friends ever since. Lol... it was like,
Me: Nothing... can I ask you a question?
Me: Do you wanna go out?
Him: Ehh, umm, hey, dude... I'm not gay... blah blah blah...
Me: Omg, dude, I'm sorry... I didn..
Him: Relax, dude! I heard you were gay, but at least I know now. *chuckles*
Me: Oh, right... So, did you do the homework?
Teacher: Are you gonna propose? Take your seats!
Rest of the Class: *giggles*