I Did NOT Butt Chug!

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    Oct 04, 2012 3:05 PM GMT

    How is this not an Onion story?
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    Oct 04, 2012 3:22 PM GMT
    oh those frat boys icon_biggrin.gif
    So how do the do this? One guy stands on his head and another shoves a bottle into his has ass and empties it out??
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    Oct 04, 2012 3:27 PM GMT
    More commentary here and here:

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2694377

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2698648

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    Oct 04, 2012 3:33 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidoh those frat boys icon_biggrin.gif
    So how do the do this? One guy stands on his head and another shoves a bottle into his has ass and empties it out??


    Here's one way:

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/1938770
    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/1956695
    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2537467

    See? it's not gay if you use a tampon!!! Or a bong! icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 04, 2012 8:52 PM GMT
    Maybe the NyQuil that I took is making me a little confused...

    So, if you butt chug, you're gay?

    If your name is "Scotch" you cannot butt chug or be gay?

    This was quite funny.

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    Oct 04, 2012 9:33 PM GMT
    Scruffypup said
    How is this not an Onion story?


    How has HE (Mr BowTie) not been butt-chugging?!?

    That was one of the most unprepared, rambling press conferences....icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Oct 04, 2012 10:05 PM GMT
    Serious Onion. How could anyone listen to that and not die from laughter?

    Bow tie was a douchebag @1:40

    "He is a str8 man and he thinks that the idea of the concept of butt chugging is absolutely repulsive"

    As if butt chugging is a gay activity and then by extention that gay men are repulsive. Fuck You Bow Tie.

    Never mind: "The idea of the concept"? The idea of the concept of the notion of an inkling I had that I suspected might be a thought. Jane, stop this thing.

    Holy crap. What just happened @ 2:57?

    "Now I would be remiss if I did not also make a statement about my beloved fraternity PiButtChug which lost its recognition last Thursday because of action of the University of Tenn to suspend its recognition as a recognized U of T organization."

    I can't listen to this anymore. Never before in my life have I ever wished that someone would use the Thesaurus. I can only handle so much stupid. The OP is so right. Onion won't have to edit a thing. They can just play this one as is.
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    Oct 04, 2012 10:12 PM GMT
    some people are sooooooooooooo small minded

    does he not understand this happens in EVERY university and Every frat gay or straight, wow people actually think its bad, its fucking horny doing it with vodka and a muscled rugby guy, its fucking hot believe me, when i did it i saw EVERYTHING omnomnom
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    Oct 04, 2012 10:16 PM GMT
    gymfreak1987 saidsome people are sooooooooooooo small minded

    does he not understand this happens in EVERY university and Every frat gay or straight, wow people actually think its bad, its fucking horny doing it with vodka and a muscled rugby guy, its fucking hot believe me, when i did it i saw EVERYTHING omnomnom



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    Oct 04, 2012 10:37 PM GMT
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    A Legend amongst Bottoms and Frat Boys EVERYWHERE! icon_confused.gif

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    Oct 04, 2012 10:37 PM GMT
    Trollileo saidI should NOT have watched this in the library!


    Uh oh...did everything there suddenly get very quiet? icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Oct 04, 2012 10:50 PM GMT
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    meninlove said
    Trollileo saidI should NOT have watched this in the library!


    Uh oh...did everything there suddenly get very quiet? icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
    People don't usually laugh while they're studying.


    Clearly then I'd be a hazard in a Uni library.
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    Oct 04, 2012 11:19 PM GMT
    Trollileo saidI should NOT have watched this in the library!


    icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif "shhhhhhhhh!"

    Now this butt chugging thing would have been an instant classic on MTV's Silent Library TV show.
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    Oct 04, 2012 11:23 PM GMT
    WTF does this not BUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNN??



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    Oct 04, 2012 11:38 PM GMT
    The attorney is supposed to do these press conferences to try and improve the image of his client, but their version is so unbelievable with the evidence the police collected and witness statements.

    If he really wanted to improve the image of his client, he should have been emphasizing that these were not low class, beer butt chugging frat boys, but more refined, wine butt chugging fraternity gentlemen.
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    Oct 05, 2012 12:30 AM GMT
    Scruffypup said
    gymfreak1987 saidsome people are sooooooooooooo small minded

    does he not understand this happens in EVERY university and Every frat gay or straight, wow people actually think its bad, its fucking horny doing it with vodka and a muscled rugby guy, its fucking hot believe me, when i did it i saw EVERYTHING omnomnom



    Shut up and bend over. icon_twisted.gif


    ive been waiting for ages and my back hurts , where are you? hehe