"You're half homo!!"/Adventures in stripping

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    Oct 05, 2012 2:37 AM GMT
    Short story: So last night i entered an Amateur strip contest (and won.. yay me) at a gay strip club. (yeah..whateva) At the lap dance portion there was a guy in the audience who was "straight" looking.. frat rapist sorta looking.. Sort of Indian looking...and he looked smitten with me. He told me i had his vote when i saddled up to him and he fondled my body and told me how awesome it was i chose "Phantom" by Justice as my stripping music. 15 minutes later in the lobby i see a pretty young blonde woman come up and hug him and he introduces me to her "Here's Jack. I voted for
    him" and she is like "Thats nice." ..20 minutes later they are fucking in the theatre, She is on top of him. Later on I'm smoking and she comes up to me and asks for a light. I ask her "Is that your boyfriend?" she replies with a sigh "Yeah, i'm his girlfriend slash fuckbuddy. He's bi but he won't tell me..and i don't care." She has this aura of concern but "I'm sick of this bullshit" going on. Know what i mean? .. 30 minutes later they are arguing and i hear her say "You're BI.. face it! Why would you drag me to a fucking GAY strip club. If you wanna fuck that guy.. fuck him!! I don't care. Just come out of the fucking closet!!!!You are half homo!!" LO Fucking L.icon_lol.gif

    I thought to myself "Whhhhat the fuck was that!?!" San Francisco is one entertaining fucking city!
  • robevans912

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    Oct 05, 2012 2:52 AM GMT
    csb; tia
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    Oct 05, 2012 2:35 PM GMT
    Where have you been Jack??
  • drypin

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    Oct 05, 2012 2:55 PM GMT
    That's a great story! The world needs more half-homos.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Oct 05, 2012 3:01 PM GMT
    cool-story-bro.jpg
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    Oct 05, 2012 5:25 PM GMT
    Hahaha that's hilarious! At least she doesn't care so he really should man up..Nothing wrong in being a half homo icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 05, 2012 5:29 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidcool-story-bro.jpg


    i die. lol
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    Oct 05, 2012 5:30 PM GMT
    OP, shouldn't you be responding to the post that Jmusc made about you?
  • Bull777333

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    Oct 05, 2012 5:32 PM GMT
    So...did you get to fuck him then?
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    Oct 05, 2012 5:32 PM GMT
    running11 saidOP, shouldn't you be responding to the post that Jmusc made about you?


    LOL! Yaaasss!!!! Why does he hate me so much???
  • FuriousGeorge

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    Oct 05, 2012 5:35 PM GMT
    Haha, 22 year-old me would've found that story shocking and scary. Now 27 year-old me is just laughing his ass off. Poor guy.
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    Oct 05, 2012 5:42 PM GMT
    HALF Homo?
    (Half-HUMAN?) icon_confused.gif
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    Oct 05, 2012 6:03 PM GMT
    JackKash said" ..20 minutes later they are fucking in the theatre, She is on top of him.


    like literally? and you saw it? what kind of place is this?! I think I need to get out more.
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    Oct 05, 2012 6:45 PM GMT
    Made my day! I just might be calling guys half homo instead of bi for the next few weeks. Just saying!
  • HottJoe

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    Oct 05, 2012 7:34 PM GMT
    FuriousGeorge saidHaha, 22 year-old me would've found that story shocking and scary. Now 27 year-old me is just laughing his ass off. Poor guy.


    Shocking and scary? Really???icon_neutral.gif
  • Montague

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    Oct 05, 2012 7:56 PM GMT
    Seems like a normal day at a gay club to me.
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    Oct 05, 2012 8:14 PM GMT
    Montague saidSeems like a normal day at a gay club to me.


    icon_smile.gif yesssss
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    Oct 05, 2012 8:14 PM GMT
    Well you know bi is neither straight of gay, no matter what lifestyle they choose to live; I'm just happy I was not born with the confusion of our half brothers the bisexuals, or part of the confusion that generate. But I have also loved a few too.
  • FuriousGeorge

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    Oct 05, 2012 9:28 PM GMT
    HottJoe said
    FuriousGeorge saidHaha, 22 year-old me would've found that story shocking and scary. Now 27 year-old me is just laughing his ass off. Poor guy.


    Shocking and scary? Really???icon_neutral.gif


    Haha, hey, I grew up in the sticks. Guys aren't going into gay strip clubs with their girlfriends, fucking in public, and then fighting. Yes, it would've been weird. 'Scary' might've been a strong word. Now I just laugh.
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    Oct 05, 2012 11:36 PM GMT
    Where was this at?
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    Oct 06, 2012 12:18 AM GMT
    which half?
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    Oct 06, 2012 12:32 AM GMT
    I'm half homo and half sexual. Does that count?
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    Oct 06, 2012 1:00 AM GMT
    Wow ... Um ... congrats ... and ... wow....

    (Stories like these make me wonder what adventures I'll eventually have in my gay lifetime, or if the people on this forum just all happen to be the 10% with interesting lives compared to the 90% with normal lives.)
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    Oct 06, 2012 1:03 AM GMT
    WaytoDawn saidWow ... Um ... congrats ... and ... wow....

    (Stories like these make me wonder what adventures I'll eventually have in my gay lifetime, or if the people on this forum just all happen to be the 10% with interesting lives compared to the 90% with normal lives.)
    I woke up this morning, cooked breakfast, washed clothes, went to "school" (training for career advancement), went to work, deposited my payday check after work, came home, cooked dinner, mixed a stiff drink, and logged into RJ to terrorize the forums with humor and stupidity.

    Does this mean I'm in the 90%? icon_razz.gif
  • Timbales

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    Oct 06, 2012 1:24 AM GMT
    ewwww smoking