Asparagus, how I love to eat thee

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    Oct 05, 2012 9:39 PM GMT
    ...but how I hate what you do to my pee icon_confused.gif

    And my, how fast you make it stink too!

  • calibro

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    Oct 06, 2012 4:03 AM GMT
    no water sports for you
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    Oct 06, 2012 4:04 AM GMT
    calibro saidno water sports for you


    Haha, no kidding! That's one of the reasons I was never interested in ws. What if you hook up with a guy who had asparagus that day without knowing beforehand? Oy! icon_eek.gif
  • johndubuque

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    Oct 06, 2012 4:06 AM GMT
    I actually kind of like the pee smell, and I love eating it and growing it in my garden.
  • calibro

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    Oct 06, 2012 4:09 AM GMT
    nicodegallo said
    calibro saidno water sports for you


    Haha, no kidding! That's one of the reasons I was never interested in ws. What if you hook up with a guy who had asparagus that day without knowing beforehand? Oy! icon_eek.gif


    i think a good water sports partner will only drink beer or water before a play date... i'd be much more worried by a bottom who ate anything in the last 24 hours
  • oursirpeace

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    Oct 06, 2012 4:19 AM GMT
    Now I'm starting to dig the smell of my asparagus pee, used to smell weird to me.
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    Oct 06, 2012 4:20 AM GMT
    Asparagus is gross.

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    Oct 06, 2012 4:30 AM GMT
    I love Asparagus! So yummy. I would rather have some baby spear baked with olive oil and a hint of salt then french fries. I could eat a bucket full!
  • EddieT

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    Oct 06, 2012 4:32 AM GMT
    Sooo good, had some baking in the oven with some Tilapia, yummm
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    Oct 06, 2012 4:33 AM GMT
    justbeeen saidSooo good, had some baking in the oven with some Tilapia, yummm


    Send me some icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 06, 2012 5:55 AM GMT
    I still can't get past using "thee" as a pronoun.
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    Oct 06, 2012 7:55 AM GMT
    Maybe he's from rural England - At least he didn't say "eat Thou."
  • amidon7

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    Oct 06, 2012 8:00 AM GMT
    http://www.abc.net.au/tv/cookandchef/txt/s1733665.htm

    Delicious.
  • calibro

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    Oct 06, 2012 1:41 PM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    calibro said...i'd be much more worried by a bottom who ate anything in the last 24 hours

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    Umm....you seriously don't eat for a day before you take a dick up yo butt? icon_eek.gif


    no, i'm saying there's a greater risk of my getting my dick dirty topping a guy than i think the op has of doing water sports with a guy who just ate asparagus. i mean, this is america, where mac n' cheese is vegetable.
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    Oct 06, 2012 1:48 PM GMT
    I made the mistake of eating asparagus for lunch and leftovers for dinner the day before a physical. I felt really bad for the person testing it.
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    Oct 06, 2012 4:16 PM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidAsparagus is gross.

    /thread

    It's the rich man's okra.
  • hikerC

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    Oct 06, 2012 10:14 PM GMT
    I don't know if this really works, but I've heard that if you chew a vitamin C tablet before eating asparagus that your urine won't stink after. Probably worth a try if you have vitamin c pills handy.
  • amidon7

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    Oct 06, 2012 10:19 PM GMT
    This thread prompted me to get some to cook as an accompaniment to dinner last night.
    Mmmmm....
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    Oct 06, 2012 10:20 PM GMT
    I don't care... I pee alone... and the toilet is scented blue. I will enjoy what I like, thank you! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 06, 2012 10:20 PM GMT
    I love Asparagus, its a task to chew it, but it's good. I have never experienced the smell, so I wouldn't know about that. And wtf is water sports?
  • amidon7

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    Oct 06, 2012 10:21 PM GMT
    rareone88 saidI love Asparagus, its a task to chew it, but it's good. I have never experienced the smell, so I wouldn't know about that. And wtf is water sports?


    Some people don't get smelly pee from eating asparagus. According to QI, this trait is genetic.
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    Oct 07, 2012 2:10 AM GMT
    amidon7 said
    rareone88 saidI love Asparagus, its a task to chew it, but it's good. I have never experienced the smell, so I wouldn't know about that. And wtf is water sports?


    Some people don't get smelly pee from eating asparagus. According to QI, this trait is genetic.


    I've read conflicted information saying that some people don't produce the odor while others don't have the gene to smell it.