Oh, bother...

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    Aug 28, 2008 7:14 AM GMT
    GAH! I'm officially a horrible person.

    I was all set up to go on a date with this guy. We had been chatting on msn alright for over a week and he seemed like a cool guy. I was supposed to call him at 4:30 to decide where we were meeting, but I got stuck doing some work stuff and I couldn't call him until an hour later. I finally called him and when he answered I was like icon_eek.gif

    The guy has a squeaky voice.

    It's like talking to a cartoon, srsly. He might've tutored the guy who does Spongebob's voice.

    I told him I was sorry for calling him late, and when he asked about the date I told him I had to do some more work stuff so we'd have to reschedule and when he asked when I was available I just told him I didn't know.

    And now I don't know what to do! *runs around in circles*
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    Aug 28, 2008 7:27 AM GMT
    Hey, you're not a bad person. ...Look at it this way. ...You saved him from having to deal with ....ummmmm.... well, let's just say ....ummmm .... you. ....I mean is that thing on your face real???? .... icon_eek.gif
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    Aug 28, 2008 5:38 PM GMT
    First off, IM'ing and all is cool with someone and all, but BEFORE you make a date, you BETTER talk with them first!!! At least get a more personal feel about them and you can hear what they sound like prior! Secondly, you're not a bad person! It happens!!!
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    Aug 28, 2008 5:39 PM GMT
    Are there risks to dating the squeaky voiced?
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    Aug 28, 2008 6:31 PM GMT
    AshLeon saidGAH! I'm officially a horrible person.

    And now I don't know what to do! *runs around in circles*


    You have three options:

    (1) The passive approach
    Don't answer any of his calls in hopes that he stops calling

    (2) The total lie approach
    Say you got back with your ex

    (3) The blunt approach
    Tell him that you do not find his voice attractive and therefore don't think this will work out.

    One approach isn't universally better than the other. Any of the three can work well depending on the circumstances.
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    Aug 28, 2008 6:33 PM GMT
    McGay saidAre there risks to dating the squeaky voiced?


    That was my question. Is the implication here that he seems - by voice alone - to be somehow effeminate and therefore unworthy of a meeting?
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    Aug 28, 2008 6:45 PM GMT
    I'm going to be the only one who will rush to your defense on this.

    My entire family was brutally murdered by giant squirrels that had learned to walk upright and who had disguised themselves as gay guys hooking up on the internet. The only thing that distinguished them was their squeaky voices and their propensity towards climbing trees.

    That squeaky voice was a clear indication that your potential paramour was not to be trusted.

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    Aug 28, 2008 6:49 PM GMT
    Even if he isn't an ax murderer he's probably hung like a mouse.

    No obligation exists to people whom you haven't met, even if you chatted with them online, beyond politely saying,

    "Dude you sound like a fucking homicidal squirrel and I am just not into meeting - sorry".

    Terry


  • jc_online

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    Aug 28, 2008 6:53 PM GMT
    You could try the old-
    "Dude, it's not you...it's me."

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    Aug 28, 2008 7:11 PM GMT
    docmarvy saidI'm going to be the only one who will rush to your defense on this.

    My entire family was brutally murdered by giant squirrels that had learned to walk upright and who had disguised themselves as gay guys hooking up on the internet. The only thing that distinguished them was their squeaky voices and their propensity towards climbing trees.

    That squeaky voice was a clear indication that your potential paramour was not to be trusted.



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    Aug 28, 2008 7:21 PM GMT
    NNJfitandbi said

    Are you bragging about this, or asking for advice (you "don't know what to do"), or wanting assurance that you're not a "horrible person"?

    What's the purpose of the post, man?



    thank you!!!
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    Aug 28, 2008 7:36 PM GMT
    Mmmhh... I suppose the purpose of this post IS me wanting assurance that I am not, in fact, a horrible person, now that I think about it.

    And RunintheCity, it's not that it's an effeminate voice, it's a squeaky voice. Effeminate, I wouldn't mind.
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    Aug 28, 2008 7:39 PM GMT
    Just rub a little lube in his throat.
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    Aug 28, 2008 7:43 PM GMT
    McGay saidJust rub a little lube in his throat.


    Yeah.. maybe it could make him sounds like Vin Diesel ...
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    Aug 28, 2008 7:58 PM GMT
    Maybe he's a Helium Addict...


    could be worse icon_eek.gif
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    Aug 28, 2008 8:10 PM GMT
    BodyWork4 saidMaybe he's a Helium Addict...


    could be worse icon_eek.gif


    ROTFLMAO!!!
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    Aug 28, 2008 8:13 PM GMT
    AshLeon said
    And RunintheCity, it's not that it's an effeminate voice, it's a squeaky voice. Effeminate, I wouldn't mind.


    Ok. Like Screech from Saved By the Bell?

    In that case, perhaps you can deepen it for him...by inserting your cock and stretching his cords.
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    Aug 28, 2008 8:32 PM GMT
    RunintheCity said
    AshLeon said
    And RunintheCity, it's not that it's an effeminate voice, it's a squeaky voice. Effeminate, I wouldn't mind.


    Ok. Like Screech from Saved By the Bell?

    In that case, perhaps you can deepen it for him...by inserting your cock and stretching his cords.


    Well, as long as it's for his own good.
  • joeindallas

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    Aug 28, 2008 9:18 PM GMT
    Squeaky voice just imagine the squeal he wil let out when he achieve orgasm Could your Neighbors handle it?
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    Aug 28, 2008 10:11 PM GMT
    It pays to be careful nowadays.

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    Aug 28, 2008 10:20 PM GMT
    I'm assuming there must have been something appealing about this guy otherwise you wouldn't have asked him out in the first place. If he is attractive with a nice body, then why would his voice matter?

    Either way, why not go ahead and have your date with him. You can always say "I think we'd be better suited as friends." At the very least, you've made another friend in the world. What do you have to lose by spending an hour at dinner with the guy?

    And who knows... maybe he's packing some big equipment down south that you don't know about!
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    Aug 28, 2008 10:23 PM GMT
    docmarvy saidMy entire family was brutally murdered by giant squirrels that had learned to walk upright and who had disguised themselves as gay guys hooking up on the internet. The only thing that distinguished them was their squeaky voices and their propensity towards climbing trees.

    That squeaky voice was a clear indication that your potential paramour was not to be trusted.



    This is probably the funniest post I have ever seen on Real Jock! As Mr. Burns would say to Smithers on the Simpsons... "EXCELLENT."
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    Aug 28, 2008 10:25 PM GMT
    Sed good one Always knew Ken had a think for GI Joe
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    Aug 29, 2008 4:19 AM GMT


    Hey AshLeon,

    Maybe the guy's just nervous? icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 29, 2008 4:46 AM GMT
    AshLeon saidGAH! I'm officially a horrible person.

    I was all set up to go on a date with this guy. We had been chatting on msn alright for over a week and he seemed like a cool guy. I was supposed to call him at 4:30 to decide where we were meeting, but I got stuck doing some work stuff and I couldn't call him until an hour later. I finally called him and when he answered I was like icon_eek.gif

    The guy has a squeaky voice.

    It's like talking to a cartoon, srsly. He might've tutored the guy who does Spongebob's voice.

    I told him I was sorry for calling him late, and when he asked about the date I told him I had to do some more work stuff so we'd have to reschedule and when he asked when I was available I just told him I didn't know.

    And now I don't know what to do! *runs around in circles*


    For all us squeakies out there.FOAMY.jpg