Clint Walker made me gay :)

  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 09, 2012 5:03 PM GMT
    Clint Walker in his prime is the epitome of male beauty! The Real Jock of yesteryear! So many episodes of Cheyenne where he contractually had his shirt off showing off his massive hairy chest & big broad built body---kept the ratings up!! Bodie upped the ante in terms of sex appeal in cowboy westerns! When I saw him for the first time on tv as a kid with his shirt off I knew I was gay! Hottest daddy fantasy ever! Wish he was my daddy! Wished he was gay! He shuda played the lead in a lot of movies. He shuda played Superman or James Bond or done porn!! Imagine?! : The Dirty Dozen, A Man's Man, Stud Finder..... icon_smile.gif Imagine if Brokeback Mountain was made in the 50's & 60's during the heyday of cowboy westerns & Clint played Heath Ledger's role: "All them years u gone fishin' with him & not once did u ever bring a catch home!".....Who wudn't agree that Clint is one of the hottest men if not THE hottest man to grace the screen & was the idol of many gay kids' fantasies?! If ur not familiar with the hottest hunk of yesteryear---get icon_smile.gif And once u do, trust me, his beauty will forever be ingrained in ur head! Post ur favorite pics of him, there's so many icon_smile.gif .....
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    Oct 09, 2012 5:06 PM GMT
    God made me gay.

    More specifically, Zeus. He was hot!
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 09, 2012 5:09 PM GMT
    Clint Walker is God, lol icon_smile.gif He had the godly power to make anyone fall in love with him he was so hot!! Call it stage presence or the "it" factor---he had it!
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    Oct 09, 2012 7:05 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidGod made me gay.

    More specifically, Zeus. He was hot!
    I like to think Eros had a hand in my creation... God only knows those Greek Gods can conceive children any way possible! icon_eek.gif
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    Oct 09, 2012 7:14 PM GMT
    Never say "Cheyenne" so I have to look that one up. Oh, hello:

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    Oct 09, 2012 7:25 PM GMT
    See what I mean?! 6'6" all beef & burly hunk of a man!! A dreamboat! Pretty sure he's gona hava whole new generation(s) of followers & admirers to cum! Look up everything on this man, he's worth it!! Wish he was offered more leads in a gamut of movies in his prime! And I wish he never had that ski accident.....Post as many hot pics of him as u can cause he's the man!! An Ode to Clint Walker icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 09, 2012 9:53 PM GMT
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  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 09, 2012 10:21 PM GMT
    Someone shud come up with a script with Clint Walker in the title, like "P.S. We Love U Clint Walker!!" kinda like To Wong Foo/ Julie Newmar where say 3 guys, complete strangers go to a bar, all unlucky in love, all led different lives, one divorced w 2 kids, girl & a boy (whom he named Cheyanne & Clint). One who just broke up w his daddy-type boyfriend #3. And one who's promiscuous & who's never had a longstanding relationship. Well the 3 happen to come in & sit down at the same bar when on the tv screen behind the bar they all look up to see a vintage Clint Walker episode being shown, one where his bare hairy chest is showing in all his glory. For each of the guys it brings them back to when they were kids growing up watching & fantasizing about their idol Clint Walker who somehow or other made them realize that they were gay because they were glued to this strikingly tall handsome figure on tv that they grew up with. Anyway, the divorced guy starts to get teary-eyed because he's realized that up to that point in his life his life's been a lie, that rite there on screen was the one or type of guy he always wanted to fall in love with. The guy who broke up with his third boyfriend smiles seeing Clint his childhood idol & ideal man on tv remembering not having a father & imagining Clint as his father that he's been searching for all his life. And the third guy laughs & remembers that his mother named him after Clint & realizes he's led the same kinda life like Clint Walker's Cheyenne Bodie character---never got attached, has got nobody. The 3 all look at each other & like kismet start sharing their lives & their common bond---Clint. The 3 become acquainted, start hanging out, then become friends. Then they all decide to take a road trip together to finally meet their idol on one of his cowboy festivals where he signs autographs say Kanab, Utah. Along the way they meet other guys who have a Clint Walker-ness about them who they end up with in the end. Throughout the movie vintage Clint Walker clips can be shown with each character inserting themselves into the scene as they fantasize about Clint. And at the end Clint Walker (like Julie Newmar in To Wong Foo) does a cameo & they all get their picture taken with him. It's all about growing up a gay child of the 50's with cowboys & injuns, idealizing someone wanting him to be ur ideal or that one or kind u'd like to meet in real life & fall in love with.....Someone shud write the script before Clint passes, he's already 85. Maybe I shud do it icon_smile.gif
  • AMoonHawk

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    Oct 09, 2012 10:28 PM GMT
    Age is never kind

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    Oct 09, 2012 10:34 PM GMT
    eagermuscle saidNever say "Cheyenne" so I have to look that one up. Oh, hello:

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    Yeah I remember. He was a client of the notorious agent Henry WIllson, the agent of Rock Hudson (about whom a book has been written), gay guy who brought us Tab Hunter, Guy Madison, and other hunks. As I recall, Clint Walker was not an object of any untoward advances.
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 09, 2012 10:55 PM GMT
    Pretty sure Clint was Rock's kinda guy! Henry Wilson sure picked out some hotties!
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    Oct 09, 2012 11:03 PM GMT
    The two guys with Santa, lol.

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  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 09, 2012 11:08 PM GMT
    icon_smile.gif I can see John Schneider in it! Put in Chris Evans & Liam Hemsworth & u got a hit movie!!
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    Oct 09, 2012 11:09 PM GMT
    oh yeah. the original Beefy Muscle Bear
  • AMoonHawk

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    Oct 09, 2012 11:16 PM GMT
    Robert Conrad ... the wild wild west

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  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 09, 2012 11:18 PM GMT
    Yes indeedy! Woof all of Clint's load!! icon_smile.gif Rob was another hotty! So many!!....
  • AMoonHawk

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    Oct 09, 2012 11:25 PM GMT
    Robert Conrad has a my space account where you can write him icon_smile.gif
  • ASHDOD

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    Oct 09, 2012 11:26 PM GMT
    [quote][cite]wesbjack said[/cite]
    eagermuscle saidNever say "Cheyenne" so I have to look that one up. Oh, hello:

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    Yeah I remember. He was a client of the notorious agent Henry WIllson, the agent of Rock Hudson (about whom a book has been written), gay guy who brought us Tab Hunter, Guy Madison, and other hunks. As I recall, Clint Walker was not an object of any untoward advances. [/


    damnnnn i would do him icon_exclaim.gificon_exclaim.gificon_exclaim.gif
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 09, 2012 11:28 PM GMT
    In his prime, join the legions of lines lol icon_smile.gif
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    Yep Mr. Patrick Warburton always did it for me. I've been looking for a reason to bring him up haha
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 10, 2012 12:01 AM GMT
    Heck, add Daniel Craig, Tom Hardy, Tom Jane, Tim Tebow & Sagi Kalev for good measure & u def have a hit movie icon_smile.gif Call it "Cowboys & Angels" like George Michael's song as the theme song: "...cowboys & angels they all take a shine to u....u shud know by now I'm not the boy for u....in ur heart there's a trace of someone before...."icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 10, 2012 12:04 AM GMT
    eagermuscle saidNever say "Cheyenne" so I have to look that one up. Oh, hello:

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    That was pretty much what I had to do...and my reaction.
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 10, 2012 12:11 AM GMT
    Research the eye-candy of a guy! Such a beefcake beauty! He's like a Colt fantasy: the cowboy (Cheyenne), the soldier (The Dirty Dozen), the construction worker (The Lucy Show) etc.... icon_smile.gif In his prime u can't keep ur eyes off of him!
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    Oct 10, 2012 2:25 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidAge is never kind

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    Well, there are exceptions:

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  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 10, 2012 2:48 AM GMT
    I think if Clint Walker never had that ski accident where he got impaled in the heart by one of the ski poles his shorter friend lent him he wud've stayed in better condition. He was always fit & beefier than most actors of his day. He was more the AMG body type like Steve Reeves & Guy Madison. There's a Johnny Carson episode where Clint gets interviewed by Johnny rite after he recovered from the accident but I've yet to see it, it's hard to find a copy of. If anyone can pinpoint it & load it on here that'd be great icon_smile.gif