You know why hamsters run a treadmill but squirrels won't?

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    Oct 11, 2012 4:20 AM GMT
    Because squirrels are smarter. Think about that next time you're in the gym.
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    Oct 11, 2012 4:57 AM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh saidReal squirrels climb trees, run on pavement, and eat nuts! I do all three of those!

    Wait... what? icon_razz.gif


    What kinda nuts do you eat Josh? icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Oct 11, 2012 4:53 PM GMT
    Lmaooo Josh icon_razz.gif
  • ASHDOD

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    Oct 11, 2012 6:55 PM GMT
    so you think cardio is bad? icon_eek.gif
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    Oct 11, 2012 6:56 PM GMT
    I haven't run on a treadmill in almost 10 years.

    *goes to get a nut* icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 11, 2012 6:59 PM GMT
    BlackCat90 said
    JumpMan_Josh saidReal squirrels climb trees, run on pavement, and eat nuts! I do all three of those!

    Wait... what? icon_razz.gif


    What kinda nuts do you eat Josh? icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif


    Pistachios are pretty good. What were you guys thinking? icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Oct 11, 2012 7:07 PM GMT
    squirrels also bury their food in the ground. do you suggest we take that as good nutritional advice too or simply realize we shouldn't do something because a squirrel does it?
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    Oct 11, 2012 7:16 PM GMT
    JimiB saidBecause squirrels are smarter. Think about that next time you're in the gym.

    I don't get the point.

    Who says squirrels are smarter? ...by what criteria?
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    Oct 11, 2012 8:56 PM GMT
    Caslon21000 said
    JimiB saidBecause squirrels are smarter. Think about that next time you're in the gym.

    I don't get the point.

    Who says squirrels are smarter? ...by what criteria?


    Squirreld are too smart to run on a treadmill.
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    Oct 11, 2012 8:59 PM GMT
    pigs, girafs ,ants ,and panda bears also dont run on treadmills....
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    Oct 11, 2012 9:13 PM GMT
    JimiB said
    Caslon21000 said
    JimiB saidBecause squirrels are smarter. Think about that next time you're in the gym.

    I don't get the point.

    Who says squirrels are smarter? ...by what criteria?


    Squirreld are too smart to run on a treadmill.

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    Oct 11, 2012 9:30 PM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh said
    BlackCat90 said
    JumpMan_Josh said

    Pistachios are pretty good. What were you guys thinking? icon_rolleyes.gif



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    Oct 11, 2012 9:32 PM GMT
    JimiB saidBecause squirrels are smarter. Think about that next time you're in the gym.

    In the spring I'm coming to your house to dig up your flower bulbs.
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    Oct 11, 2012 9:38 PM GMT
    The correct answer is because tree squirrels are arboreal.
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    Oct 11, 2012 9:50 PM GMT
    Smarter than somebody clearly in their late forties/early fifties sadly pretending to be 32?

    Oh, self-appointed arbiters of 'smartness', how thy faux logic doth amuse =]
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    Oct 11, 2012 11:58 PM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    _SAGE_ saidSmarter than somebody clearly in their late forties/early fifties sadly pretending to be 32?

    Oh, self-appointed arbiters of 'smartness', how thy faux logic doth amuse =]

    Can I be 32 also? I think I'm a little smarter than a squirrel though for that.

    How's about I just eat your Halloween candy instead???
    Do you still love me?



    Only if you treat me to an all inclusive theme park day and all you can eat theme park food =]

    OH, and let's not forget a convincing fake ID that says I'm 74 years old, as only people not as smart as a squirrel would pay for public transport and non-concessionary entry prices!
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    Oct 12, 2012 12:05 AM GMT
    Squirrels in the news today.

    "Authorities say a blaze that displaced dozens of people from a southwest Michigan apartment complex may have been sparked by a resident trying to cook a squirrel with a propane torch."

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/resident-using-propane-torch-to-cook-squirrel-may-have-sparked-michigan-apartment-fire/2012/10/11/c4c9f50a-13b1-11e2-9a39-1f5a7f6fe945_story.html
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    Oct 12, 2012 12:09 AM GMT
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    Oct 12, 2012 12:12 AM GMT
    oops...








    I'm so confused now.
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    Oct 12, 2012 12:21 AM GMT
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  • monet

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    Oct 12, 2012 12:24 AM GMT
    Q - You know why hamsters run a treadmill but squirrels won't?

    A - Because they don't want to accidentally step on their nuts.

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    Oct 12, 2012 12:24 AM GMT
    Caslon21000 saidoops...








    I'm so confused now.



    thouse are some STUPID squirrels!icon_lol.gif