Clint Howard made me gay :)

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    Oct 11, 2012 4:25 AM GMT
    Clint Howard in his prime is the epitome of male beauty! So many films showing off his massive hairy chest & big broad built body!! Clint upped the ante in terms of sex appeal in every film and TV show he appeared in! When I saw him for the first time on tv as a kid with his shirt off I knew I was gay! Hottest daddy fantasy ever! Wish he was my daddy! Wished he was gay! He shuda played the lead in a lot of movies. He shuda played Superman or James Bond or done porn!! Imagine?! : The Dirty Dozen, A Man's Man, Stud Finder..... Imagine if Brokeback Mountain was made in the 50's & 60's during the heyday of cowboy westerns & Clint played Heath Ledger's role: "All them years u gone fishin' with him & not once did u ever bring a catch home!".....Who wudn't agree that Clint is one of the hottest men if not THE hottest man to grace the screen & was the idol of many gay kids' fantasies?! Has he not a face that can't be ignored?
  • 4another

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    Oct 11, 2012 4:43 AM GMT
    I'm gonna guess you mean Clint Eastwood and not Clint Howard. Clint Howard is....well....not anything even remotely close to what Eastwood was like in his prime.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Oct 11, 2012 4:51 AM GMT
    I'm going to take a wild guess here ... but I'm guessing you were drop on your head when you were a baby icon_eek.gif

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    Oct 11, 2012 7:45 PM GMT
    Where are my peeps to let these guys know this is a parody thread?

    Clint Walker made me gay : )
    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2722804/

    I'd never heard of Clint Walker but Clint Howard came to mind, which made me go wtf!
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    Oct 11, 2012 8:43 PM GMT
    A letter away from becoming Hetero, I'll pass.