I DID IT. Mission accomplished

  • chris22funny

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    Oct 14, 2012 3:36 AM GMT
    Do I really want to go out, and get a six pack with muscle, or should i just stop?

    I feel awesome and that is all that matters everybody else is still the same, Im 23 and still a virgin havent even gone out, because i was overweight since i was a kid.

    Now i am wide awake and fully aware of my surroundings.

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    Yeah I cant believe it that i did it

  • chris22funny

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    Oct 14, 2012 3:38 AM GMT
    yeah it feels good. I feel alot better now than i was when i was 300lbs. Yeah i guess, i can say, the end to that chapter. LOL yeah

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  • chris22funny

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    Oct 14, 2012 5:51 AM GMT
    Hmm what to do now?

    I'm 23 still am a virgin never kiss before, or even went out on a date
    Have no ideal how to start but ill find a way



    Yeah I can do this
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    Oct 14, 2012 5:57 AM GMT
    da fuq u talking to ho?????
  • Kel_

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    Oct 14, 2012 6:42 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidda fuq u talking to ho?????


    Obviously hes building up his self-esteem by doing a monologue.
    Leave him be.

    lol
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    Oct 14, 2012 6:54 AM GMT
    * silently tip toes outta the room *
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    Oct 14, 2012 6:56 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 said* silently tip toes outta the room *


    bull in a china shop!

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    Oct 14, 2012 6:57 AM GMT
    * knocks down picture frame and glass vase. Starts running like hell *
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    Oct 14, 2012 6:59 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 said* knocks down picture frame and glass vase. Starts running like hell *

    GOD DAMMIT MIKE AND CAROL GAVE US THOSE LAST CHRISTMAS icon_mad.gif
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    Oct 14, 2012 7:02 AM GMT
    "Mike and Carol"

    God you're good icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 14, 2012 7:03 AM GMT
    Mike-and-Carol-Brady-the-brady-bunch-478
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    Oct 14, 2012 7:04 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    jmusmc85 said* knocks down picture frame and glass vase. Starts running like hell *

    GOD DAMMIT MIKE AND CAROL GAVE US THOSE LAST CHRISTMAS icon_mad.gif


    You mean the same Mike and Carol who were too good to invite us to their Christmas party? Since when did u care about them?
    Oh that's right, since you saw Mike cleaning his car shirtless. At least I know something turns you on.


    * taps foot on floor *
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    Oct 14, 2012 7:06 AM GMT
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    Oh that's right, as soon as you saw Mike cleaning his car shirtless.


    Get 2 beers into him and his ass goes up in the air.
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    Oct 14, 2012 7:06 AM GMT
    iguanaSF said[Bradys]


    I knew there was a reason I had that name pairing in my head!
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    Oct 14, 2012 7:07 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    jmusmc85 said
    Oh that's right, as soon as you saw Mike cleaning his car shirtless.


    Get 2 beers into him and his ass goes up in the air.


    Does seeing me cry myself to sleep make you happy?
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    Oct 14, 2012 7:09 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    Ariodante said
    jmusmc85 said
    Oh that's right, as soon as you saw Mike cleaning his car shirtless.


    Get 2 beers into him and his ass goes up in the air.


    Does seeing me cry myself to sleep make you happy?


    No...but it does knock you out harder and lets me do all the dirty things I want to you in your sleep.
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    Oct 14, 2012 7:10 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    jmusmc85 said
    Ariodante said
    jmusmc85 said
    Oh that's right, as soon as you saw Mike cleaning his car shirtless.


    Get 2 beers into him and his ass goes up in the air.


    Does seeing me cry myself to sleep make you happy?


    No...but it does knock you out harder and lets me do all the dirty things I want to you in your sleep.

    That's it. I'm calling the couples counselor Carol told me about. I don't deserve this....
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    Oct 14, 2012 7:13 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    That's it. I'm calling the couples counselor Carol told me about. I don't deserve this....


    Now who's chummy all of a sudden with Carol!

    Wench.
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    Oct 14, 2012 7:16 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    jmusmc85 said
    That's it. I'm calling the couples counselor Carol told me about. I don't deserve this....


    Now who's chummy all of a sudden with Carol!

    Wench.


    Well maybe if I wasn't married to Mr. Two Pump Chump I wouldn't need another female to vent to. And the reason why we weren't invited to their Christmas party is because you tried to hit on the clown at their son's 6th birthday party.

    Do you enjoy embarrassing me too?
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    Oct 14, 2012 7:18 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 said And the reason why we weren't invited to their Christmas party is because you tried to hit on the clown at their son's 6th birthday party.

    Do you enjoy embarrassing me too?


    It's not my fault you get two beers into that clown and his ass goes up in the air.....
    ....holy fuck that was Mike wasn't it....
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    Oct 14, 2012 7:21 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    jmusmc85 said And the reason why we weren't invited to their Christmas party is because you tried to hit on the clown at their son's 6th birthday party.

    Do you enjoy embarrassing me too?


    It's not my fault you get two beers into that clown and his ass goes up in the air.....
    ....holy fuck that was Mike wasn't it....


    It wasnt obvious when Mike axed you if you knew where to rent a clown suit? Nevermind. It's like talking to a brick wall. If I wanted to be married to a delusional schizophrenic I would have married the OP...
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    Oct 14, 2012 4:43 PM GMT
    To answer the question of should you go and build a six pack, here is what some muscular hottie told me.

    "Like Im really not going to drink beer or eat a pizza for abs? If you think that abs are worth not drinking pizza and eating beer, you clearly have not had pizza or beer, and I do not want to sleep with you."

    Nuff said.
  • wellwell

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    Oct 14, 2012 4:48 PM GMT
    Carol had my baby, but Mike thinks it's his.
  • wellwell

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    Oct 14, 2012 4:52 PM GMT


    I gave them the nice frame & vase when Carol 1st came on to me; because, they convinced me it was inappropriate for the outhouse @ the cabin. (see, I'm really not gay after all)
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    Oct 14, 2012 5:03 PM GMT
    The last person to say Mission Accomplished didn't actually accomplish anything.

    Might wanna choose your words more carefully.