God is so unfair (bottom by default)....

  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 16, 2012 1:54 PM GMT
    (Playing devil's advocate): I remember hooking up with the most beautiful, handsome guy! The best-looking face, nice hairy chest & athletic build he shuda modeled. We started makin out, then started to undress each other & when I went to pull down his underwear to behold his beautiful manhood, I was so disappointed icon_sad.gif It wasn't more than the size of my pinky---length, width & girth---hard. Why is god so unfair? He blessed the guy with the most beautiful face but gave him the short end of the stick literally! I mean do u pretend to enjoy his stub & pretend ur gagging on it or do u just enjoy & appreciate the assets he has? Has anyone had an anti-climatic experience? And is it shallow to be a size queen, to have great expectations & to have prerequisites for reciprocal enjoyment?
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    Oct 16, 2012 2:06 PM GMT
    What the fuck is this shit?
  • HottJoe

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    Oct 16, 2012 2:07 PM GMT
    Some guys have a teeny peenie. If it bothers you, just be nice about it and move on. No need to shame him! That's one of THE most embarrassing things for a man. He'll have to find someone who isn't going to reject him over it. Hopefully, he has a nice ass to make up for it, and he can find a good top.
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    Oct 16, 2012 2:08 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidSome guys have a teeny peenie. If it bothers you, just be nice about it and move on. No need to shame him! That's one of THE most embarrassing things for a man. He'll have to find someone who isn't going to reject him over it. Hopefully, he has a nice ass to make up for it, and he can find a good top.


    I slept with a guy who had a tiny dick once.

    I wouldnt have minded the size except for the fact that he didnt trim and I would have to take a mouthful of pubic hair to do anything with it.

    I mean, when you are THAT small a bush is bad bad BAD!
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 16, 2012 2:14 PM GMT
    To HotJoe: We got along great. He always wanted to hook up with me. He has a boyfriend now & he's doin fine. icon_smile.gif
  • AMoonHawk

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    Oct 16, 2012 2:16 PM GMT
    To keep him humble and love honest.
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 16, 2012 2:17 PM GMT
    To chainers: It's like a needle in a haystack! (O no he didn't!)
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 16, 2012 2:28 PM GMT
    To amoonhawk: He was never cocky. I think cocky guys are cocky for a reason. Either they know they're well-endowed so they walk around all cocky or they act cocky because they're tryin to compensate for something they lack. Those who have nothing to prove I found are usually well-endowed, at least the majority of the ones I've hooked up with icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 16, 2012 2:41 PM GMT
    I have a very attractive friend who's also a lawyer and he used to relegate himself to being a bottom because he had a smaller-than-average dick. He preferred to top, but he thought he's a "bottom by default" (his own words) because of the size of his dick. I set him up with an attractive, cerebral D.C. lobbyist who liked to bottom. They liked each other, and ended up moving together. They now live very happily in a $3M mansion in McLean, VA. Moral of the story: (i) there's someone for everyone; (ii) someone's trash maybe another person's treasure; (iii) size matters to some, but not to others.
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 16, 2012 2:48 PM GMT
    To DOMINUS: So true ur rite. "Bottom by default"---love ur friend's self-effacement! He has a realistic healthy attitude icon_smile.gif
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 17, 2012 4:12 AM GMT
    Who else feels a small dick leaves them wanting?
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    Oct 17, 2012 2:14 PM GMT
    Im both , i like bottoming , i wouldn't mind a small dick , if hes down to earth , super handsome as you said , i would totally move on with him and give it a try. size doesn't matter to me .

    i find it fair , beauty is something not every one has it and its very important , its the factor that decides the attractiveness , if u use ur brain and know how ur brain and body actually work , u will move on ....
  • PR_GMR

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    Oct 17, 2012 2:18 PM GMT
    I feel sorry for those who have, well, nothing there. I just posted on another board about being dropped out cold for being just average. Thank God I'm average and at least I've got *something*. lol!
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 17, 2012 2:28 PM GMT
    Penis size is a big deal for a lot but not for some.
  • winwin

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    Oct 19, 2012 9:57 AM GMT
    This happened to me recently also. The guy resembles Superman, tall handsome muscular but as soon as he took his clothes off, I was disappointed. But he is still a great guy and we are now good friends.
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 19, 2012 11:47 AM GMT
    Penis size shud never get in the way of friendship icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 20, 2012 2:28 AM GMT
    i dont care about the penis size. if he is hot he is hot irrespective of his penis size, and i actually dont like too much girth, i like lean penises better.
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    Oct 20, 2012 2:43 AM GMT
    spgem said God is so unfair (bottom by default)....
    God is a bottom? icon_eek.gif
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    Oct 20, 2012 2:44 AM GMT
    Chainers saidWhat the fuck is this shit?
    It's a forum post.
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 20, 2012 11:54 AM GMT
    To paulflexes: lol icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 20, 2012 12:20 PM GMT
    spgem saidPenis size shud never get in the way of friendship icon_smile.gif

    Nor in the way of a good time in bed. I like to paraphrase Will Rogers: "I never met a cock I didn't like."

    Though actually I prefer smaller, for practical reasons. When I bottom (and I'm versatile) I like smaller because it doesn't hurt me like a monster cock. It reaches my prostate just fine (it's only a finger's length inside you, anything much longer is bypassing the objective).

    And I love to give blowjobs, for which a smaller dick is just perfect, not a jaw breaker. I can do so much more with a small cock in my mouth than with a choker. Giving a good blowjob is an art form, for which you need a hot dog in your mouth, not a kielbasa.
  • davidsticky69

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    Oct 20, 2012 1:15 PM GMT
    I can imagine a little child from a poor South Asian village kid looking at this topic and wonder what kind of degrading rants he should launch at God right now icon_lol.gif

    LoL drama of the day.
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 20, 2012 3:03 PM GMT
    To Art_Deco & davidsticky69: Lol icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 20, 2012 3:16 PM GMT
    I've been blessed with a great dick, but that seems pretty shallow to me.
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    Oct 20, 2012 7:00 PM GMT
    Goddamn saidI've been blessed with a great dick, but that seems pretty shallow to me.


    let's see that great dick. ;)