Everyone else seems to start pointless threads, why not me?

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    Aug 31, 2008 12:28 AM GMT
    I'm in the office tonight--yes, Saturday night--I sentenced myself to entering 13 reports into the company computer system before I will allow myself to go home.

    Somebody say something amusing, or pick a fight, or anything.

    Help!
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    Aug 31, 2008 12:42 AM GMT
    *stares blankly at his toes*

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    Aug 31, 2008 12:46 AM GMT
    oop.

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    Aug 31, 2008 12:47 AM GMT
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    Aug 31, 2008 1:26 AM GMT
    Okay, I have now officially outed myself.

    I have no life.

    It is 9:24 pm on a Saturday night, the boys are all just waking up from their naps so they can spend the next two hours primping so they can hit the latest club and get wasted.

    And I'm at work.

    I have no life.
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    Aug 31, 2008 1:29 AM GMT
    humorous pictures
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    Aug 31, 2008 1:30 AM GMT
    Life is not fair�
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    Aug 31, 2008 1:32 AM GMT
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    Aug 31, 2008 1:37 AM GMT
    Caslon6000 saiddog


    That last one is REALLY funny.
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    Aug 31, 2008 2:17 AM GMT

    This has been entertaining me (confusing me) all night...because I'm not going out tonight either.

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    Aug 31, 2008 2:27 AM GMT
    The queen of obscure music video's strikes again... Another winner GG... and I like the high dogs too...
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    Aug 31, 2008 2:39 AM GMT


    Here:

    A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. "This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi. "You really ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden! You don't know what you're missing. You just haven't lived until you've tried Mrs. Hall's prized Virginia Baked Ham.

    Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break down and try it?"
    The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, "At your wedding."

    and here,


    The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner.

    While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.
    "Goat," the little boy replied.
    "Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"
    "Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, "Today is just as good as any to have the old goat for dinner."

    and lastly, probably best...

    A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves

    'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked

    'No, I don't,' she replied.

    'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

    She didn't crack a smile.

    'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

    But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

    'What's so funny?' he asked.

    'I was just envisioning how condoms are made'.
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    Aug 31, 2008 2:45 AM GMT
    You need to mention something about race, politics, religion, social class etc .. the sharper the comment the bigger the explosion.
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    Aug 31, 2008 2:50 AM GMT


    I'll help....so, what about the Lesbian Separatist Movement
    and their purchase of the controlling shares of Handy Snap-on Tools?
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    Aug 31, 2008 3:23 AM GMT
    Seven down, six to go.

    I may get out of here before 1 am if I keep my nose to the grindstone.

    Thanks to everyone who's posted so far. You all brighten up my sad, lonely, pathetic, pitiful situation.
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    Aug 31, 2008 4:42 AM GMT
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    "This guy went to a sex shop and asked for a really good dildo for his wife to use because he was leaving on a trip and wanted her taken care of. The creepy shopowner retrieved a spider web covered box from under the counter and said "for $700 bucks, I'l sell you this "Voodoo Dick." Just tell your wife to say "voodoo dick my pussy" and this cock will giver the fuck of her life.

    The man was skeptical, but he bought it and after giving her the instructions, he left her. Immediately, she got out the Voodoo Dick and said "Voodoo Dick my pussy"...the Voodoo Dick became illuminated, glided through the air, slid right into her pussy and started its mystical pumping. It was such a good fuck, she let it make her cum eighteen times. She got tired and asked it to stop, but it wouldn't.

    She became afraid, put on a trench coat, and took off in her car to the hospital in hopes they could get the Voodoo Dick out of her. She could barely drive because the Voodoo Dick kept making her cum and she was all over the road. A Traffic Cop pulled her over and wanted to know what the problem was. She told him about the Voodoo Dick. He scoffed and said "Voodoo Dick, my ass...."
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    Aug 31, 2008 6:17 AM GMT
    jprichva saidSeven down, six to go.

    I may get out of here before 1 am if I keep my nose to the grindstone.

    Thanks to everyone who's posted so far. You all brighten up my sad, lonely, pathetic, pitiful situation.
    That's an idea icon_biggrin.gif torture!! icon_biggrin.gif let's round up all the atheists and grind their noses off. The we can round up all the religious people and send them to China .. But that wouldn't be good because there would be no more republicans which would break JP's heart icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 31, 2008 6:36 AM GMT
    jprichva saidOkay, I have now officially outed myself.

    I have no life.

    It is 9:24 pm on a Saturday night, the boys are all just waking up from their naps so they can spend the next two hours primping so they can hit the latest club and get wasted.

    And I'm at work.

    I have no life.



    Aw, just because you are immersed in work doesn't mean you're a loser. Did I even use the right word? Immersed? lol.. sorry I'm a tad bit drunk here icon_razz.gif


    Just say to yourself, would you like to be one of those people who are always at the club on the weekends, or someone who actually puts work before play, because that's the way everyone needs to be every once in a while. Sometimes all work and no play is the best way to go. Guys are a complete waste of time if you ask me. I've been trying to go on a date for like a month now... I either get stood up, canceled on, or they have something "better' to do. I should just go for pussy next time. Yea, there you go. Let's discuss pussy.

    Why are you attracted to men and not women?
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    Aug 31, 2008 9:31 AM GMT
    jprichva saidOkay, I have now officially outed myself.

    I have no life.

    It is 9:24 pm on a Saturday night, the boys are all just waking up from their naps so they can spend the next two hours primping so they can hit the latest club and get wasted.

    And I'm at work.

    I have no life.


    Chin up!

    I cannot even tell you the last time I went to a gay bar. It has probably been a couple of years. I don't drink (anymore) and I don't smoke (anymore) and I don't miss gay bars either. I doubt you do as well.

    Throw your own party next Saturday! =)
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    Aug 31, 2008 10:03 AM GMT
    Let me start an argument, albeit not with jprichva.

    The New York times reports that Palin supports teaching Intelligent Design in public schools.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/30/us/politics/30palin.html?em

    I wonder if McCain and Palin will be seeing Religulous at the theatre when it comes out in October.

    http://www.lionsgate.com/religulous/



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    Aug 31, 2008 2:29 PM GMT
    Pointless!
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    Aug 31, 2008 3:40 PM GMT
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    Aug 31, 2008 3:44 PM GMT
    I'll counter with my own arguement!

    As you all should know, guys with same sex attractions did not always behave a certain way. The topic is, why did same sexuality take the turn it did 30 years ago? What was the catalyst that so totally changed the mindsets of same sex attracted men?(For the most part)